CHAPTER 7
I woke up to see sasuke on the other side of the room. I placed a seal on his arm for the hiraishin. I changed and went downstairs. I saw kakashi and tenten sitting on the couch. I pulled tenten's arm and placed the seal on her. I then did the same to kakashi. I of course made sure to do the arm with the book so tenten would see what was in it. She blushed bright red. I finished and he pulled his arm away. I chuckled at his scowling face. I sat next to them while tenten looked curious. "What was that" kakashi asked for the both of them. "The hiraishin that i recently learned" i said. Kakashi's mouth dropped open while tenten looked confused. "Oh please he was my dad after all" i said in a 'you can't be serious tone.' "who's your dad," tenten asked. "The fourth hokage," i answered making her mouth open in shock. I shrugged my shoulders and went into the forest. I puts seals in a circle. I flashed going in a circle as a blur. I was running out of chakra very fast. I collapsed from the lack of chakra reaching my limit. I woke to a girl...actually it's a boy (congrats it's a boy) who woke me. "My name is haku," he said. "Waddup hunter nin who is working with zabuza" i said carefree. He looked confused. "No, you're just being played by gato" i said. He looked surprised. "Want help collecting herbs" i asked. He nodded. I helped him collect herbs. I waved as he left. I got up and stretched. I started going in circles again, but i expanded the circle. I then started going in random directions making a 17 pointed start of blurs. I stopped seeing my team with their mouths hanging open. Kakashi i could only guess. "What?" i asked. They all sweatdropped. I started doing my intense training again. I activated my sharingan so i could see everyone. Kakashi had his sharingan out examining like me, same with sasuke. I marked the spots beside the originals increasing the points on the star. I collapsed again but didn't go unconcious. I waited for kurama to refill me. Then i got a idea. I started to channel kurama's chakra into the seal and i kept going. I was way faster and i'm pretty sure even kakashi's sharingan couldn't see me. I stop channelling kurama's chakra, but kept going. I was drained quickly again. I decided to work on my taijutsu once i was back to full chakra. I chilled watching everyone train. Tenten and sasuke were sparring in taijutsu. They were both improving quickly. "Kakashi want to spar taijutsu only" i said. He nodded getting into a stance. I got into my own. We started. He tried to punch me, but i dodged using the backbend to do a handstand and kick him in the face. He dodged grabbing my foot but i twisted him off. We danced intricately pushing ourselves. I punched him in the face sending him flying back, but he flipped standed on the tree. I jumped on we started fighting. He tried to punch me but i jumped over and launched off his fist and started twisting midair throwing a barrage of kunai at him. He caught one and started deflecting them back to me. I twisted dodging all of them. I landed on the water, and we started fighting on it. I noticed tenten and sasuke were watching us. When he tried to kick me with his left foot, i went under it and uppercutted him, ending the match. We shook hands. I sat down on the forest floor, resting my chakra and body. (from what)(stop mehhh) My whole body was sore. (and so it starts) I laid down (on sasuke's bed) on the grass, and caught the bottle of (lube) water sasuke had thrown my way. I started drinking it eagerly. (drinking what) I sat up. I was bored. I decided to look for my victim. (RAPE) I decided tenten and i analyzed (duckass's ass) my prey. I needed information. I walked over. "Hey guy's let's play 40 questions" i yelled. Everyone nodded and we sat in a circle. The order would be me, sasuke, tenten, and kakashi. "Kakashi whats under your mask?" i asked. "Another mask" (damn you) kakashi said.
"Naruto what is your favorite book"
"icha icha" (same)
"Sasuke do you style your own hair or is it natural"
"Natural"
"Tenten whats your fav food" (do humans count)
"BBQ"
"Kakashi who is your crush"
"Iruka" (i had to)
"Naruto are you bi, gay, or straight"
"Bi"
"Sasuke are you bi straight or gay"
"Bi"
"tenten , same question"
"Same answer"
"Kakashi can i borrow your books"
"Yea"
"Kakashi why"
"Because he appreciates"
"Naruto who do you like"
"Sasuke hinata kiba and shikamaru"
"Tenten who do you like"
"Lee"
"Sasuke what's your hobby"
"Training"
"Naruto what's your voice like"
"Like this"
Naruto spoke in his real voice sending shivers up everyones spine and making them all slightly aroused.
"Sasuke how did you know he was hiding his real voice"
"Hunch"
"Naruto why do you hide your real voice"
"Because of the tent in your pants"
Kakashi and sasuke blushed bright red.
"Sasuke who do you like"
"Tomatoe"
"Tenten what's your hobby"
"Pranks"
"Kakashi what's your favorite color"
"Silver"
"Sasuke what's your favorite color"
"Blue"
"Kakashi has your hair always been silver"
"Yea"
"Do you want to end this game"
"Sure"
"Why not"
"Hn."
Naruto said Hn. while kakashi said why not.
Everyone except naruto had bright red faces by now.
They got up and walked back. It had gotten dark by now.
Le timeskip
Naruto groaned getting up. He hated the sun so much. He got dressed and went downstairs. Breakfast was on the table and everyone was awake. He sat down and started eating. I finished. We all got ready stashing hidden weapons in storage seals. We all walked out with tazuna to the bridge. When we got there, we saw zabuza and haku hanging out. Kakashi and sasuke got into a immediate stance while i walked forward. "So you guys are on our side now" i asked. They nodded. "Kid your not so bad at your sword but stopped leaning left all the time." me and zabuza were conversing about kenjutsu. "Well well well, the small itty bitty demon has betrayed us" gato taunted. I walked forward in a quick but no running pace. I unsheathed my sword and decapitated gato. I turned to his guards and said "you can either run or die
" in my real voice. They all went running. I made a whole bunch of clones who started working on the bridge. The real me and kakashi just sat back. Sasuke and tenten fell asleep. The bridge was done in under a few hours. Everyone was cheering. We went back to tazuna's house and packed for konoha. We all went to sleep. I woke up and went down stairs enjoying the minimal sunlight. Kakashi was up and that was it. He was looking at me. "Yes" i asked. "Could you use your real voice more with the team so we are not caught off guard" he asked. "Sure" i replied in my regular voice. "O-ok good" he stuttered a little. I smirked at him. I realized that the rest of the rookie 9 haven't seen me without my henge yet except for sakura. "I decided to get use to using my real voice and i chuckled. Kakashi heard me and mutter "sexy son of a flash." "I heard that kashi" i said in a teasing tone. He stiffened still not use to me real voice. I snickered at that. He only stiffened more. The other two came downstairs, muttering stuff about dreams. I chuckled again and they heard me and turned towards me along with tsunami who had walked it. "Y-your real voice...use it more often." sasuke stuttered. "Oh did i get the almighty uchiha to stutter" i said in a mocking tone making everyone in the room get nosebleeds. We set off waving bye to the villages when we got to the bridge. We ran and ran and ran. I was so happy when we finally saw those big ass gates.