Disclaimer: I've said it before, I'll say it again I DO NOT OWN THESE PEOPLE!

Author's Notes: Okay, here's Chapter 7. Not much to say right now. Enjoy, I guess. The idea for this chapter was given to me by a nice reviewer! Don't you just love reviews? I know I do! (hint hint)

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Bob: No, you're not my secretary, but you say who enters and when, so I figured it would make sense for you to-

Shut up! All right, all right. I'll do the stupid thing. Just please stop talking!

Bob: Okay, fine, have it your way.

Enter Yuki and Kyo

Bob: Umm….why are there two people here, Amaya?

Group session, deal with it.

Bob: Okaaay, I never really trained for a group session.

And you call yourself a therapist!

Bob: Fine, fine! Let's get this over with. So what's troubling the two of you? Umm…you with the grey hair, go first.

Kyo: What? Why does that damn Yuki get to go first? What's so special about him?

Yuki: Stupid cat. I'm more of a main character than you are, thus more important and more POPULAR.

Kyo: Damn rat! I'm a main character too, you know!

Yuki: I know, but everyone loves ME more!

Kyo:…

Bob: Okay, so what's on your mind….Yuki, was it?

Yuki: (nods) You see, my life sucks. I act all nice and polite at school, but really I'm sort of cold and never really happy. Oh, and also, every time a girl hugs me, I turn into a rat.

Bob: What?

Yuki: You heard me. Oh right, there's more! I have super human strength which is kind of creepy, weak bronchial tubes so I start coughing randomly and I'M BEING STALKED BY RABID FAN GIRLS!

Bob:…………………………you're sure?

Yuki: OF COURSE I'M SURE! WOULD I BE YELLING LIKE THIS IF I WASN'T? (anime vein)

Bob: Just checking…what about you, orange top?

Kyo: (shrug) Every time I get hugged by a girl I turn into a cat. I also have super human strength, just not as strong as the damn rat over here. My goal in life is to beat him and join the Zodiac. Also I'm good at making friends and stuff, but I have anger management issues.

Bob: What's with the 'get hugged and turn into an animal' thing?

Kyo and Yuki: Family curse.

Bob: I see….well, I think I can solve that.

Kyo: How?

Yuki: Yeah, it'll be hard to break the curse.

Bob: You're insane. SECURITY!

The buff guys advance on the two Sohmas. They at each other, shrug, then kick some buff ass. The buff guys aren't dead, particularly, but they look pretty badly injured.

Bob: Dammit! (mutters under his breath incoherently)

It takes a while, and Yuki and Kyo fight some more with each other, but eventually the buff guys come to and throw them into the glass case.

Bob: Glad that's over, they were both reeaaally off their rockers.

Hey watch it pal, that's my Kyo you're talkin' 'bout!

Bob: You're Kyo?

Yes, my Kyo! LIVE WITH IT!

Bob: Uhh…..okay then NEXT!

Enter Shigure

Bob: So, what seems to be the trouble, sir?

Shigure: Trouble? Oh not much, really. I just can't seem to make my deadlines on time.

Bob: Too stressed out?

Shigure: Well my writing always gets interrupted, you see. Normally by some young high school girl (he has the happy chibi eyes!)

Bob: Excuse me?

Shigure: Some young high school girl. Ahhh high school girls! High school girls! Live and in PERSON!

Bob:….

Shigure: It's a pity I can never hug them.

Bob: Why not?

Shigure: If I do, then I turn briefly into a dog.

Bob: Not again!

Shigure: What do you mean by that?

Bob: Are you related to those men in there? (points to Yuki and Kyo who are sort of speaking with the InuYasha characters. Jakotsu's noticed that Yuki's a pretty boy too)

Shigure: (proudly) They're my cousins!

Bob: Yes, well. That would explain things. I believ I know what's wrong.

Shigure: Really?

Bob: Of course. You're loony.

Again with the buff guys? (Who, by the way force Shigure into the glass case). Geez, Bob! Can't you do anything more original? We've seen the buff guys for seven chapters! Can't you think of something else?

Bob: No, not really. I don't suppose you can do any better!

Ehh, that depends (shrug)

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