Dear Remus,
I truly was pleasantly delighted to see you again. But you're gone again now. Being all fancy in your Prefects carriage. Anyway, I do think congratulations are in place because this is pretty good news. Think about all the sneaking around the castle we could do without the teachers complaining because we've got a Prefect in our midst? Brilliant plans are forming in my mind, Moony, brilliant plans indeed.
Blimey, I never thought never writing letters while sitting in a train would be such an endeavor. I'm trying my best to write a bit decent but I was never good at that anyway.
James had abandoned me by the way. To "buy something from the trolly". Right, for 20 minutes. I'd bet you he's stalking Evans. Really, he's never heard of subtle before, has he?
So yes, I'm stuck with Peter. Our lost little mouse. To tell you the truth, he looks a bit peaky. Wonder what happened over summer.
Oh! I'd almost forget! That twat of a Prongs! Apparently, his parents don't agree one bit with him dropping Divination. Lousy git told me before he ran of to "the trolly". I did drop it, naturally. But If I'm the only one, I'll miss out on all the shenanigans. That and the prospect of you having to tutor me.. I'll suppose I'll take it up again.
And no, why on earth would I know already what kind of career I'd want to pursue. You've got it all figured out already, haven't you?
Now hold it right there, I have been in… relationships, if that's what you'd like to call them, longer than half an hour. Remember last Yule Ball, when I went out with that girl from Ravenclaw? If I recall correctly, that evening lasted longer than thirty minutes.
So there you have it!
Talking about the Yule Ball, who're gonna ask?
(Oh you knew the topic would come up one day)
Seen any interesting Prefects in that carriage of yours?
I also think we should place bets on whether Prongs'll ask Lily out before we take our N.E.W.T.S next year. I kid, I kid.
If you speak of the devil.. he's returned with his tail between his legs. Not literally of course.
Peter's nearly bouncing off of his seat wanting to know what James has been up to.
Oh dear,
You better return from your fancy carriage soon
Sincerely, Sirius