A/N: YAY! I'm crazy right now so these are going to slowly go by with my insanity. -sweat drop- Sorry if it sucks badly or something.
WARNING: MPREG...AHAHAHAHHA, anyway, YAOI, DEATH, Gore, Tragedy, Happy-ness that comes in barrels, Weirdness and Randomness. Limes and lemons galore.
DISCLAIMER: LIKE OMG, I can't own Naruto! -cries- It's too good to be mine!
A/N: OKIE, I've decided to say this line to everyone and no offense to anyone this is just my thoughts that go with this story: Fuck it, I'm doing it my way. Thank you for reading that, and you'll get what I mean by the end of the next chapter.
Let's Play House
Chapter 7
Lost Then Rescued
Part Fucking One
Sasuke blinked his eyes open before focusing on the fact that he was entwined with many legs. Seeing a bushel of golden blonde hair on his chest, he decided he might have missed something important but shook his head as he felt two pairs or arms tighten their grip on him. Then the tugging war started.
Itachi tried to pull his younger brother against him but felt resistance. Frowning, he pulled harder only to almost lose his grip on Sasuke, who was gritting his teeth as Naruto clawed his back.
"It'ssss mmmine..." Naruto murmured, hugging Sasuke's chest as said man's bones cracked painfully. Itachi lifted his head up, resting his upper body on his arms as he watched amusedly the scene unfold.
"N-ugh...Naruto, leggo..." Sasuke groaned as he was crushed again, feeling his skin burning as he was rubbed against. Taking in the fact that he was pretty much naked except for his now-on-his-thighs boxers, Sasuke was pretty much being grinded against in a very naked state.
Itachi turned on his stomach, his eyes lidded as his little brother started getting hard. His pants and groans were turning the older Uchiha on, his Mangekyou Sharingan flashing. The murderer of the Uchiha clan leaned over as Sasuke's black eyes flickered, an almost... panicked expression on his face.
"What are you doing, nii-san-"
"Ugh...mine!" Suddenly, Naruto bit Sasuke's neck, causing a chain reaction that happened as follows:
1) Sasuke let out a scream that-
2) caused Naruto to wake up yelling, "MY RAMEN!"
3) which made Itachi fall back laughing
4) which in turn caused both Sasuke and Naruto to stare in amazement while
5) Kakashi tried to hold back Iruka but failed as the academy teacher broke down their door.
Conclusion: This chain of events ended with an awkward situation.
The kyuubi container noticed the bleeding mark he had unknowingly made and glared at Itachi who was staring at Sasuke's... legs. Sasuke was slowly pulling up his bowers but failed as the obstacle called Naruto blocked his path. Kakashi was trying so hard not to get a nosebleed and videotape this moment while Iruka blushed and turned around with a mumble of "I'll make breakfast..."
The silver haired nin quickly followed as Itachi suddenly flung a kunai at his groin. Sweatdropping, Kakashi smiled as he said, "I'll go help Iruka..."
Sasuke quickly pushed the dobe off of him and pulled up his boxers, a growl on his lips as he went to his dresser and grabbed some clothes. He dashed out of the room and sprinted to a bathroom, flicking on the shower head as he sighed heavily, looking at his growing problem. He grunted as he locked the bathroom door, remembering to also lock the window (Who knew fangirls were so daring?) as he dumped his one article of clothing on the floor, stepping into the shower and getting down to business.
(A/N: Sorry, no lime-ish part for you...:P)
Sasuke walked to the kitchen to find Iruka in a frilly apron trying to fend off a perverted Kakashi, who was trying to peek up his yokata (simple kimono).
"Kakashi-sensei, can you please refrain from being a perv in my home?" Sasuke asked, leaning against the wall with his eyebrows raised. The blushing uke hit the silver-haired man with a pan before going back to working on breakfast. A slightly rumpled Itachi walked down the stairs, his eyes immediately piercing Sasuke with a knowingness that scared the younger Uchiha. A loud curse and a thud broke the silent staring as they looked up to see Naruto roll past Itachi and fly onto Sasuke with a "Crap...". Both rolled over the couch before anyone could move.
"God, you're such a dobe..." Sasuke reprimanded, closing his eyes from the pain now in his head. He couldn't move his arms, his head resting next to said dobe's.
"It's not my fault I was blinded by the sun!" Naruto shot back, pouting as he tried to untangle himself from his rival. Growling, the blonde tugged at Sasuke's arms, trying to get them off of his hips but noticed that those wretched limbs were holding his butt.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" he shrieked as he tried to throw himself off of those pale hands but only brought his hips up in a buck to connect with the ones above him and for one fascinating moment, everyone watched as Sasuke blinked, a blush tinting his cheeks. Then it was gone followed quickly by a
"Dobe..." that clearly stated the younger Uchiha's anger at the Kyuubi container.
"Gomen, Sasuke! GOMEN!" but the apology was lost as they went tumbling to the ground, a mess of limbs and curse words. Iruka frowned disapprovingly before turning back to his task or tasks, depending on how you look at it. Itachi's face was amused, but there was a flicker of some foreign emotion that the older Uchiha hadn't remembered and felt for a very long time. And the last time he had truly felt this emotion was when he went to Sasuke's academy ceremony and saw his otouto grinning with unsuppressed happiness. Was that this unknown feeling Itachi had, its touch healing all of the internal wounds the Mangekyou Sharingan user had inflicted on himself since that day?
A smile tugged at the Akatsuki member's lips before he decided, as Sasuke and Naruto ripped at each other's clothing in an attempt to satisfy their anger and lust, that maybe he could honestly feel it for once in his now damaged life.
Kakashi smirked at the scene before jumping in and saving his students the trouble of needing new clothes and prides as he pulled them apart. "You two need to stop acting so childishly, especially since this is the Uchiha mansion." Sasuke flushed before glaring at his sensei, Naruto sticking out his tongue at the two of his team. The jounin let go of them, both landing softly on their feet, each having their own anger filled look on their face.
"Kakashi-sensei, where's Sakura-san?" the blonde asked as he plopped down on a stool next to his rival, a bemused expression on his face as he pondered the reasons behind his teammate's disappearance.
"Oh, Sakura had a date with someone. She wouldn't tell me who, even though I pleaded and begged. She seems flustered when I asked if they had gotten to the third base yet..." Iruka scowled at the silver-haired nin, hitting him over the head with a recipe book he had in his hands.
"I hope you all like omelets and fruit pancakes for breakfast... (A/N: That makes me hungry... :P)," the dolphin-looking man stated softly as he served everyone. Itachi stiffly moved to take the seat next to his otouto, a glare aimed at his back as he did so. Iruka and Kakashi sat across from the three, both of them watching Naruto and Itachi glare heatedly over Sasuke's head, who was eating slowly, his black eyes lost in thought. The blonde seemed to register that there was food in front of him almost too late as he dived for the pancakes, the older Uchiha smirking at him as he took the last omelets but the Kyuubi container just gave him a smug look back as he took the rest of the pancakes. Both growled before Sasuke sighed heavily, stopping them in their contest.
"Sasuke-teme? You okay, bastard?"
"Otouto, what's wrong?"
The youngest Uchiha rolled his eyes as the two teachers stifled their laughter at the look on his face. Then an idea filled Sasuke's mind as he smirked, looking first to Naruto. He let a hand drag down his chest as he leaned back on his brother.
"Maybe taking a shower got me too hot..." he stated seductively as blue eyes trailed after a pale hand. Sharingan eyes glinted as Sasuke tugged at his loose blue shirt, a curse mark showing itself as the article of clothing slipped off of slim shoulders.
Kakashi suddenly burst out in to laughter as Iruka quietly smiled. Sasuke smirked at a gaping blonde while the older Uchiha glared at his otouto. Going back to eating, the two now rivals for Sasuke's heart and body didn't glare over Sasuke's head anymore.
TIME SKIP
The blue-tinted hair of one Uchiha Sasuke blew in the rushing wind as said ninja walked through the forest of Konoha, trying to cool off after his little emotional breakdown back at the Uchiha Manor. He cringed as he remembered his own words:
Itachi and Naruto sat on either side of Sasuke, both trying to make the other break first as the person in the middle started to get irritated. They had been left alone to retain their health after Iruka made sure they could handle themselves while Kakashi just winked pervertedly behind the dolphin-chan's back. Sakura was supposed to show up the next day to professionally wrap up their wounds. But until then, the three wounded were to entertain themselves, but at this moment, Sasuke was thinking this impossible.
"Stupid teme's brother..."
"Baka otouto's dobe..." Sasuke twitched as they glared over his head again. He could feel the impending doom falling over his emotions as he struggled to keep his self-control.
-Just think of something good, something good... Sakura isn't after me anymore... That's good... Neither is Ino... Weird...- The younger Uchiha's train of thought was interrupted by the two rivals having a battle- in his front room- making the younger Uchiha twitch before he noticed Naruto launch himself across Sasuke, Itachi going to grab the blonde before Sasuke exploded, his scream of "FUCKING HELL!" stopping both of the squabbling men in their tracks.
"I can't believe you two are acting so- fuck! You, dobe, need to fucking grow up! And you, Itachi, need to get some fucking control. I can't stand it! I need out!" And he disappeared with tears glittering his face before either could move from their shocked states.
Letting out a short sigh, Sasuke looked up at the sky, wincing as he jarred his hips from running. Leaning against a tree to relax, a flash of chakra caused black eyes to widen in fear and apprehension. Shaking black hair, he pulled a kunai from his holster, a bead of sweat decorating his forehead. A soft laugh filled the widespread silence as black eyes darted around.
"Sasuke, I've been watching you, you confused boy. Having sex with your own brother? How strange... when there's a boy your own age ready to let you have happiness in abundance..." the low tone of the snake sanin cut through the air as the Uchiha hissed, making hand signals and arching his back, a lance of pain following it.
"You couldn't know how I feel, you snake bastard!" Fireballs hit a tree, a chuckle following as the fire spread over the poor innocent tree.
"My, my, now who's even more confused? Or maybe I'm making you realize something you don't want to...?" The fire suddenly stopped as Orochimaru appeared in all of his glory, Oto clothes showing his defined chest and strong legs. (A/N: Yes, I love Orochimaru, so yeah... :ninja:)
Sasuke huffed, almost slapping himself as he felt blood drip from wounds still healing. A smirk had formed on pale lips as Oro came closer to the tired boy.
"You, Sasuke, are no more than confused. Confused by your feelings for Itachi, confused by your feelings for Naruto and of course, confused by the difference between them. I know what you're thinking, that the difference is just because Naruto loved you before you knew it or maybe it was because you had unknowingly always loved your older brother. But it's neither... Your love for Itachi is not what you think it is..."
MEANWHILE
Naruto was pacing, shooting pointed looks at the calm older Uchiha as he did so. It had been an hour, one, hellishly long, damn hour. And Sasuke had still to show up. The blonde had been all ready to run after his friend and apologize fervently but Itachi decided for both of them that Sasuke needed time alone and that trying to apologize would make him emotional again. So, here they were waiting for the inevitable anger that was supposed to have showed up by now when Itachi growled loudly, making the Kyuubi container glance at him in mid-step.
"What is it?" Naruto huffed as he crossed his arms over his chest. Mangekyou Sharigan eyes looked at the blonde with an unreadable gaze.
"Orochimaru has found Sasuke..."
"Shit..."
Luna: So, yeah I decided at the last minute to take this story in a different direction then I said I was going to, so I blame a picture for being so cute for the change in plot to this story.
Naruto: What the hell is going on? Why is Orochimaru here? WHY DID I LET ITACHI TOUCH HIM?!?!?!?
Sasuke: -sighs- Dobe, you'll understand soon enough...
Naruto: -looks at Sasuke with suspicion in his eyes- You know what happenes in the rest of the story?!?!?!?!?
Itachi: -narrows his eyes at his little brother-
Sasuke:-shrugs- I'm the focused character, I had a right to know, so I do... and Luna wanted me to know too...
Luna: Don't drag me into this, Sasuke... -is already typing the next chapter, hoping to God that someone will like this besides herself- Well, if anyone is still out there and reading this, I LOVE YOU! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! I THANK YOU!
Lunamaru
The Yaoi Queen of Doom