The tribal village was something out of an old movie. Stick huts were scattered amidst the forest floor, a larger temple-like structure off towards the back. Oddly enough, there were picnic tables every so often. "Stolen from the white man's day camps," one of them had said.

So much for being isolated.

As the class came to a halt, the natives living here curiously appeared out of their houses, the trees, and sometimes from the ground, completely hidden among the mud and pine needles. Everyone wanted a look at the latest capture.

The sound of rattles were soon heard and all of the natives dropped to the ground, their faces pressed into the dirt, their arms extending forward and also on the ground, their backsides sticking straight up into the air. It soon became apparent who the bowing was for: a man of average stature with a wide beer belly, war paint on his face, feathers and blades of grass sticking out of his hair, a staff with a skull on it, and one of his hands scratching his butt beneath his loincloth.

Truly an awe-inspiring appearance.

"Who are these people," the man said grumpily. "Why are they on the Kuwabara Tribe's lands?"

Gohan could feel an unknown feeling of relief well up inside him. He had no idea why it was there, but he didn't really mind it. To be honest, he had thought the tribe would've been named Tatewaki for some reason. Not too sure why though.

The tribesman who had been in charge of their capture stepped forward. "We found these people walking about our lands. We felt it urgent we bring them to you."

The man, the chief Gohan believed he was called, stared at his underling. "And why do we need a bunch of miserable kids? I told you already, if there's any way these people can get alimony off of me, I don't want them!"

The tribesman bowed his head then looked back up. "Umm Chief, unless you've been sowing your seeds in the civilized world again, I believe none of these people have any cause to do that."

"I already told you, the gods had ordered me to spread my honey to forty women in forty nights or else the world would be flooded and you all would be dead. I had to make a sacrifice so you would live. It was a sacrifice I was willing to make."

"And I am eternally grateful your holy parts are still in working condition after those trials. But we are at crisis again and I believe we can use these people here to solve our problem."

The Chief looked stupefied for a moment before realization dawned on him. "You are correct, underling. The gods have demanded a virgin sacrifice to keep our lands fertile. You were very wise in finding someone else to take on that burden."

Gohan could feel a weight drop in his stomach. Sacrifice? A virgin? Oh dear, sweet Kami, he just knew he would have to be on that alter of theirs to make that sacrifice. Please, oh please, someone just shoot him now.

As the two natives turned their attentions to the edgy class, the Chief then spoke "It is of grave importance that one of you who is a virgin to help us. Our God of Fertility, Himen, has lost his strength to withstand another season of growth, sweat, and blood. In order to replenish his sacred power, a virgin amongst you must give yourself to him."

Slowly, the students began to turn their heads to the most obvious virgin amongst them.

Videl Satan.

"Oh no, you have to be kidding me!" Videl protested. "I am not letting some tribe I've never heard of to use me to restore some god of theirs to full strength." Everyone seemed to take a step closer to the girl, their focus completely on her. Feeling a bit nervous, she blurted out "And why is everyone assuming I'm a virgin? I could've done it too, ya know."

That was when Erasa stepped in to counter the dark-haired girl's argument. "Well ya see Videl, everyone knows you haven't had a boyfriend ever and you're not the kind of girl that'll just sleep with anyone just because. It's common knowledge, Vi."

"Thanks for the commentary, Erasa," Videl said through gritted teeth. "But I'm not the only virgin here. It's practically impossible for everyone here to have had sex already!"

Almost unconsciously, the students began turning their attention from the Satan girl, looking at the only other possible virgin in their midst.

Son Gohan.

Gohan could feel himself gulping. Outed by someone he thought was a friend. Life was just not fair.

"Hey, step aside," one of the students said to him, much to his surprise. Taking a step to one side, Gohan soon saw who everyone was looking at.

Sharpner.

"Hey! I've had sex before! With a girl too!" he objected.

"Oh really?" one of the students said. "Name one girl you've been with."

Sweat seemed to be pouring off the boy. "Well, there was that…umm…that one girl…you know…from the class…she likes candy and…and rainbows! Yeah, definitely rainbows!"

A skeptical look overcame the students' faces simultaneously. "You just described a number of girls at school. Can't you name anyone?"

"Of course I can! I just…have a hard time remembering names is all. Let's see…there was that one girl called…umm…I forget her name. But she was smoking hot! A total babe that anyone would kill to be with, guys and girls!"

"Enough!" the Chief suddenly said. "It would seem there are at least two virgins in your group. One of them must be sacrificed. Choose between them."

"That's not fair!" Sharpner shouted, an enraged strangled noise coming from Videl.

"It is fair because I say so, so choose."

Gohan was really starting to feel sorry for those two. Somehow a bit of luck had come his way and no one had realized he fit the necessary description needed. Thank you Kami! But right now, he really needed to find a way to get the class out of here and hopefully with both of his friends in tact. With the close scrutiny on them, it wasn't like he could slip off, become Saiyaman, and handle the situation. He needed—

Videl suddenly broke his concentration. "I have a question for you people. Say that I was to stop being a virgin, would you still use me for your sacrifice ritual?"

Every member of the Kuwabara tribe rolled their eyes. "If you're not a virgin, you are as useless as a pile of deer dung," the Chief said.

"So will you at least give me the chance to," here Videl winced at the words she was about to say, "lose my virginity? It's only fair since I'd have to make a big sacrifice."

The Chief paused momentarily as he considered the girl's words. "You make a very good point. Fine, you have until the sun reaches the treetops to change your virgin status or we will use you for our ceremony."

Immediately, Videl began looking around the group, seeing many excited teenage boys as the prospect of getting lucky was placed right in front of their faces. Sweeping her gaze over her options, her eyes soon landed on her last few options. First her sights fell on Gohan, which made him feel a bit nervous. Then her eyes moved to the guy standing next to him, Pen. Then her eyes moved to the next guy who was standing next to him, Sharpner. Then her eyes returned to Pen, then back to Sharpner again. Finally, she walked right up to the three and grabbed Gohan's hand. "Okay, I've got my partner. Where can I go to do this?"

Gohan's face went completely red, oblivious to the sudden stabbing of invisible knifes that were coming from the other boys. Oh Kami, why him? Why was he being put on the spot like this? How was he gonna be able to perform like this? Seriously, could someone shoot him now?

The Chief jerked one of his hands backwards, the thumb extended. "The temple has a room at the top. You can do the hugging parents dance there."

The next thing Gohan knew, he was dragged to that temple, stumbled his way up the staircase, and was nearly tossed into the room at the top. All the while, he felt a sense of foreboding about this whole endeavor. Was he really about to…do the hugging parents dance? He wasn't even a parent!

Looking about the room he had to say there wasn't much in it, just painted walls with the occasional embedded jewel sparkling in it and a large stone altar at its center. Turning to Videl, he saw that she was blushing madly, no doubt about what they were about to do. Feeling the need to break the ice, Gohan said "So…ummm…what now?"

At Videl's sides, her hands were clenching and unclenching as she remained unresponsive. Finally, Gohan heard her mutter "I can't believe I'm doing this," before she walked over to the altar. "I haven't done this before, obviously, so be gentle," she said as she sat on the stone surface. "The sooner we get this done, the better."

"Uhh…well…ummm," Gohan sputtered as his face went red. "I haven't…exactly done this either."

Videl stared at him for a moment before she gave out a sigh. "Just great. I don't know why but that makes me feel better."

"Perhaps if we just stay here for awhile, we can just say we did it," Gohan suggested, hoping he was saying something good.

When Videl looked at him, she said "Not a bad idea, as long as they don't come to check on us. You're not exactly the pervert I thought you were."

That was when the Chief's underling appeared in the doorway. "Many apologies, but we forgot to give you something." Out of nowhere a large cardboard box appeared in his arms, the man walking to Gohan and dumping it into his arms. "One must always be protected," he said. Turning around, he began walking out, pausing at the doorway to look at them once more. "And be sure to make loud noises. It always goes better with loud noises." Finally, he left the teens staring at the doorway befuddled.

Slowly Gohan peeked into the box, balancing the box in one hand as his other disappeared inside it. Finding something within it, he pulled it out and saw a box that said CONDOMS in bolded letters. Once again, his face went red, and then beyond it, reaching a state of redness only believed to be possible by exploding stars.

A strangled sound came from behind the Son boy. Turning his head, he saw Videl's own red face, but this time from anger, not embarrassment. Finally, she exploded. "What the hell is he making me do? Huh? Make loud noises? He'll be making noises when I get through with him! Pitiful, dying noises!"

Dropping the box on the ground, which landed on its side and spilled several more condom boxes, Gohan went over and placed his hands on Videl's shoulders. "Calm down Videl, we can still do our plan. We just have to add that into our act is all."

Videl's enraged eyes turned their attention to him. Oh boy, one wrong word and Gohan expected he'd be finding himself in a world of pain. "You want me to make sex noises for their benefit?" she said in a deathly tone.

Oh boy, he had no idea how this was going to end. Most likely not well. Before he could say his next words that would assuredly doom him, one of the jewels on the wall sparkled a little too brightly. Frowning, Gohan focused his eyes on it before moving to it to investigate. When he got to it, the Son boy began poking at it, soon discovering that the jewel wasn't a jewel at all. In fact, it felt more like—

"What are you doing?"

Gohan looked back at the Satan girl, who seemed a bit more calm than she was a couple seconds ago. "This jewel thing. I don't think it's a jewel at all. It feels too much like glass."

The Satan girl frowned before she said "Gohan, I want you to step aside."

"Huh? But why—"

The first thing Gohan saw was the Satan girl lean back onto one of her feet, her other one coming up in the air. That was all he needed to know as he dove to a side, her raised foot kicking out as it slammed into the wall, a loud war cry coming from her lips. For a moment, nothing happened until the cracks began appearing on the wall. As each second passed, the cracks grew bigger and bigger until that section of wall crumbled and fell apart.

Wow, it seemed Videl really did need to let out some anger.

Once the raining debris ended, the two found themselves staring at a large modern-looking camera, sitting atop a tripod stand. Both teens eyes went wide, an awkward silence filling the room.

And then Videl's anger returned full force. "They wanted to film us?" she shouted. "These savages hold us at knife point and force us to have sex for some exotic porn they want to watch? I don't care anymore, they're all dead!"

Gohan couldn't figure out how to work his jaw at the moment as he stared at the camera. What would his mother think if she knew he was in a smut film? Other than a violent outburst followed by threats of castration, the Son boy had no idea how this could possibly end well. And now he had a beyond infuriated Satan girl on his hands that was about to put who knows how many people into the ground. This day just kept getting worse and worse.

Yet, he had to at least try to sooth over the situation. It's what his father would've done and he had no choice at the moment but to try. "Perhaps they use it for something else?"

Videl's enraged face sent a look that burned into his flesh. "How on earth could they possibly be using it for anything else?"

"Well, there's an altar in the room, so it's possible they were filming other rituals."

Videl just continued to glare. "I don't know how you've managed to live this naïvely for so long, but it's really starting to get on my nerves."

"W-we can check any recordings on this to make sure. It'll only take a second."

All the Satan girl did was nod her head in concurrence, her heated look still scowling at him. Moving to the camera, Gohan began searching for the film logs, quickly finding them. Playing one of them, the viewing screen of the camera lit up, revealing the sight of the room they were standing in. Nothing seemed to happen for awhile, so the Son boy sped up the recording until two people entered the room, one male, the other female. Almost immediately they began cleaning the room, preparing it for some sort of ritual. Resuming the normal play speed, they both soon heard the two people chanting out various phrases.

Gohan could feel relief passing through his body. For once he was right and had possibly stopped needless bloodshed. How proud his father would be! Looking to Videl, she seemed to have lost her previous anger, though she still looked irritated. It was probably best he not say anything to—

And that's when they heard it. A strange sound neither of them were familiar with caused both to focus more intently on the camera screen. From what they could see, the couple were embracing each other and making what sounded like moans. Fascinated, Gohan continued to watch the screen until he noticed the couple tossing aside their clothing.

Immediately, Gohan turned the camera off, feeling his body shaking in place. "I-I guess I-I was wrong," he said shakily. Turning to face Videl, he soon found himself completely alone in the room.

"Videl?"