AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Plitinum isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes always pissd 4 godz sake!
Roy and I held our bony hands with mercury nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish that was actually made of goose blood (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Cannibal. Hellish rancor was in his pissed off eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Roy. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Roy. We went into his room and locked the door. Then...
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. I tied him up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the steel wool bed and started making out naked and then he put his man's tool in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
"Oh Roy, Roy!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Roy's arm. It was a black heart with an spear through it. On it in bloody metal writing were the words... Cannibal!
I was so angry.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Roy pleaded. But I knew too much.
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have STDs anyway if you're doing it with more than one person!"
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Roy ran out even though he was tied up and naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Cannibal's post where he was having a drill with Colonel Archer and some other people.
"CANNIBAL ELRIC, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.