Alice POV

A.N. Sorry guys i know the chapters are short. But read and review all the same. i dont own these characters i just put them at war against each other.

I walked into the kitchen. Esme was sitting there fixing a vase that Jasper and Emmett had broke while playing football in the house. I wondered why she just didn't throw it away when I realised that it was the one Bella had bought her for Christmas last year. That vase meant a lot to her. I could tell.
Anyway I walked in and sat down beside her. I picked up a piece of pottery, glued it and slotted it into place. I then was about to start on my second piece when she stopped me.

" Alice what is wrong? " she asked me.

" Well you know the way Rosalie, Bella and myself have been plotting revenge against Edward for destroying Bella's truck? "

" Yes Alice how could I forget. He sat outside your room all yesterday trying to make sure Bella was ok."

" Ye … well eh about that we've or well… ye we've decided to disguise ourselves. Get the boys to go to a certain place and eh… ye… Eh…. "

" Alice spit out! "

" Poll dance! "

I was shocked by the response I got from Esme. She started laughing. I sat there looking at her shocked I expected her to give out to me or to be unhappy but she was laughing.

" Alice, Alice " Esme began to say through all her laughing.

" Yes? "

" Can I join the Three of you?"

I seriously did not expect this. I looked at Esme. She was not joking about this. She had now stopped laughing and was looking at me waiting for a response. What could I say?

" Sure no problem Esme. The more the merrier! "

I got up from the table and went over to the cupboard. I decided that pop tarts would do Bella. I was in way too much shock to think straight. Esme wanted to do this with us. Esme wanted to … to … Poll dance.

This was all too much to take in. I grabbed the pop tarts from the cupboard and put two in the toaster. While they heated up I got my head around what was going on. I then noticed the funny side of the situation.

I could hardly contain my laughter. I snatched the pop tarts as they popped up out of the toaster and headed back up to my room. Bella and Rose were sitting on the bed talking quietly when I came in and put the plate of pop tarts on the bed beside Bella. The look on my face must of scared them because they both stopped talking and looked at me dumb struck.

" OMG guess what? "

Rose was looking at me as if I was completely off my head. I must really look bad. Anyway I needed to tell them before I popped.

" Esme wants to poll dance with us! " I basically screamed.

They both looked at me, to make sure I was joking. When they realised I wasn't joking, they to both burst into fits of laughter. I couldn't control myself after that. I broke down on the floor with laughter. If I could cry I would have been, I was laughing that hard. I looked up at Bella who was clutching her stomach and had tears pouring down her face. That set me off again. Rose realised where I had been looking, took one look at Bella then at me and she too began to laugh.

When I heard I gently knocking on my door I hit the two of the so they would shut up and made my way over to the door. I opened the door to find Esme standing there looking confused.

" What in the name of Charlise are you three laughing at? "She asked.

I couldn't contain the laughter. I collapsed to the floor once more. Esme looked at me on the floor and then into the room where Bella and Rosalie had also started once more.

" We' re sorry Esme! But it came as such a shock to us that you'd want to poll dance. Like you're our mother. We have nothing against you joining us. But we find it funny that you want too that's all. " I blurted out without taking a breath.

" Oh! " was all Esme could say.

Before I once again started laughing. She took one look at us again and left the room saying, to come get her when we get over the fact that she can have fun too.
I decided to compose myself so I get back to planning this master plan of revenge against Edward. I had rang the club in Port angles early this morning and I rented out the room for today and tomorrow. I thought it would be better if we got there early today so we had more time to teach Bella. I called out to Bella, Esme and Rose to get ready cause we were leaving in five minutes, as I ran down the stairs and into the garage to my darling yellow Porsche, Edward had got me for babysitting Bella when we came back from Italy.

A.n I know i know nothing realli happens in this chapter. But i thought it would be funny to see how Esme Reacted !!
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