Author's Note: I've decided to make this story a normal one because of two reasons: one, I'm have been get little reviews; and two, this story is mostly focusing on Ella Mental.

Disclaimer: Yin Yang Yo belongs to Bob Boyle...

Eavesdropping behind Closed Doors

The blood-red griffin, Eradicus was pretty upset that a batch of his former customers started going to Scarbucks ever since the rabbits, Yin and Yang, foiled his plans to take over the world. He could have been grateful that it was a slight loss anyway and that the trio were going to the supermarket. Scarbucks was Eradicorp's apparently alleged rival in the quest for world domination; however, Suffercorp, another company, must have been having his back since the dog-mole found out that called for an alliance though this was somewhat mysterious that they called.

Suddenly a nearby phone turned on and a Cockney British accent was on speakerphone: "Sir, your fair lady, Eleanor 'as came back and is at fe door." Eradicus realized that he meant to say Ella as in Ella Mental, since the man on speaker has a habit of lengthening short names; plus, it also meant that she has returned to headquarters. "Well, let her in, please," commanded Eradicus quietly but sternly. "Yes, me lord," responded the Cockney British speaker. She walked inside and saw that Eradicus was still staring outside.

The doors closed the minute she walked in and her fellow male colleagues followed her without being seen by her. Chucky tilted his head towards the door and stretch his ear against it, listening in on the conversation between their fellow feline friend and their fearsome boss. Bob followed after his rubber colleague and tilted his head against Chucky's ear to do the same under the thought that he would also hear the conversation as well. Chucky seems to notice that Bob's mouthful of air was filled with blueberry pie breathing on his body a little too hard but his focus on the conversation told him to digress. He was kind of concern for Ella very badly.

"Please, take a seat," said her boss and she did anyway after finding a nearby seat by his desk on the front side. Eradicus asked, "Would you tell me how long has it exactly been since the company has been established?" "About at least a month and two weeks," she answered. The griffin then asked, "What is our company's goal and what was the plan we unsuccessfully used to fulfill it?" "To take over the world and destroy Woo Foo by selling coffee," described the cat. "And tell me why did the plan failed," asked Eradicus yet again. "That damn roach from before has helped the rabbits foiled our plan," Ella again answered.

The griffin now realized that she was right about not hiring him. The roach's flattery as a front to be Yin and Yang's friend ended up branding him as an imposter and a traitor but it was mostly because hiring the cockroach in question wouldn't do well for the business. "So I guess the roach had become one of them," grumbled Eradicus in anger. "Not exactly," the feline recoiled. "He was also thrown out anyway despite his well-admired skills and efforts." Then her boss said, "Very well then, so I guess he's not too much of a traitor or a coward, but in the future, keep you ears open next time you smell a rat especially ones like him." "Yes sir," responded Ella although the 'smells a rat' remark only annoyed her but she digresses anyway.

"Oh and by the way…" said her boss as Ella turned around, "Does the name Fern Harlequin ring a bell to you? The bartender said you assaulted her, is that true?" "Correct," replied Ella uncomprehendingly but somewhat approachable. According to what happened at the bar, the mouse lady in green was known as Fern Harlequin so Eradicus then said, "You do realize that fighting is only for attacking those who practice Woo Foo, not our fellow comrades…is that clear?" "Yes," the cat riposted as she started to leave the room.

The doors opened and Ella saw both Chucky and Bob surrounding the doorway in front of her, flinching like a deer set ablaze by headlights in the dead of night and screaming like a bunch of little girls in a simultaneous manner. Bob jumped back away right into Chucky's flexible arms in fear. Ella and Eradicus were surprised to see them eavesdropping on their conversation. "Were you guys eavesdropping?," asked Eradicus in an ominously surprised mood. "No, not at all sir," lied Chucky. "But neither did that chubby mouse, over there did either," followed Bob. "Excuse me, but do I look li' ar chubby mouse to you, twit?!," shouted someone from the background.

Apparently, that comment has inadvertently offended someone that was on speakerphone earlier with her boss. It was a hamster with light yellow fur, yellow like a cube of cheese on a toothpick served on top of a cracker in a formal wedding banquet. He was very debonair in a business formal suit. He was inside stain glass-colored hamster ball. On his desk was a stack of books made by famous writers and about the wondrous galore that settles in the cultural Great Britain. An eyepiece was found over his face that followed along with his offended glare.

"I beg your pardon me lord, but 'chose' guys, Charles and Robert, were using their unwashed ears to 'ear fe' conversation you had with Eleanor 'behin' eses door," said the angry hamster being considered. The blood-red griffin glared at the two males seeing that eavesdropping was serious on the one hand; however, just as he was about to fire out his deadly magic out of his eyes another uninvited guest stepped in again but this time it was named aroma.

It expelled into the oxygenic atmosphere inexpertly and abhorrently as it smelled like honey-dipped strawberries molding over something that just died a long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away); also, it came without a reason to be seen or to be blown up. It originated from only one person: a living, breathing, gullible, wrecking ball named IndestructiBob. The scent made a few people's eyes watery, their skin color turned sea green in sickness, and their mouth were suddenly full, well only the hamster, the cat, and the griffin felt this effect; in fact, they all either wanted to or almost vomited.

"Uhh, Robert…when was the preceding occasion you bathed?" asked the sickly hamster still feeling somewhat woozy. "Bob took bath three weeks ago," responded the indestructible being still clueless of the queasy reactions from the three people. Eradicus still wanting to vomited sent the minions away saying, "You can go now, but next time no ears this time…"

After that, the minions left; soon, the griffin finally gagged. The trio left without saying a word.

Author's Note: Wow this is the shortest paragraph I've made. More coming up soon