"Ok every one shut up because all your ideas willl all suck! Listen to me! HAHAHA!" Alfred stood at the front of the room a white curtain behind him. "Now check out this awesome power point I made!" He clicked a button on his laptop and tunred off the lights. The projector hummed to life, and the white cutain displayed a picture of a black sky dotted with stars. Large yellow words floated from the bottom of the screeen, "In a country far, far away..."
Arthur's mouth fell open. "Alfred, you used the opening of star wars..."
*NOTE: I DON'T OWN STARWARS OR HETALIA* Alfred paused the presentation. "I changed it! Pay attention! I worked on this for like, hours!" He hit the play button, and again the words began to float up into space. "There coulde be only one hero... ALFRED F. JONES!" Pictures of Alfred in a super hero costume flashed on the screen. One of him planking on his desk, jumping in the air, posing with his cape, and gerneraly acting like a kid. When the power point was over and the lights came back on, every one was staring at Alfred open mouthed. "So, what did you guys think? I'll be the hero, and you can all be my back up!"
"So you mean to tell us that all you've done for the past two hours was take pictures of yourself in a super hero costume?" Arthur was the first one to speak.
"Well yah! I wanted to make sure that there was no question that I was the hero!" Alfred smiled broadly. "I made the costume myself, you dudes like?"
Francis cut in. "Does anyone else 'ave an idea?"
"Listen to this. I say we go strait to the Hloy Roman Empire's goverment and demand that they tell us where he is. And if they refuse, we pillage cities and ravage the land!" Arthur had more or less dropped the gentleman act and had reverted to being his pirate self.
"I 'ave a better plan. It 'as the charm and elegance that your plans lack. A certain jena se qua if you will. We go to 'Oly Rome but instead of demanding and pillaging, we enjoy some of the sights. After a little R&R we go to the goverment, meet a cute little intern, and charm 'er into telling us where 'Oly Rome is. We find the brat, and then relax." Francis seemed very happy with his plan. "I think it is a very good plan, no?"
"No! It isn't. Your plan wastes too much time!" Arthur rolled his eyes. "It's just your scheme to get a vacation."
Kiku decided now was a good time to speak up, another bread fight would put them behind schedule. "Reary, both of your prans are not possible. We don't know if the goverment even knows where the Hory Roman Empire is. Our technorogy can not herp, we don't have a tracking device that can rocate some one then track them yet."
"So, no one came up vith a resonable plan?" A vien on Ludwig's head had grown and was pulsating with frustration.
"Hey! My plan was reasonable!" Alfred had tied a curtain around his neck and had been posing at the head of the table while every one else discussed thier ideas.
"You dressed up your undervear und took pictures! That isn't a plan!" Ludwig banged his fist on the table. "As before, it's up to me to provide a solution to your problems!"
Arthur asked the question that was on everyone's mind, "So... do you have a plan?"
"Ja, I have a plan. I'm not to excited about it though. I need to make a phone call to-" Suddenly the door swung open and Feliciano walked in. He was holding a cat out infront of him and giggling hapilly. "Hey guys look, I found a kitty cat!"
"Uh, Feli, 'ave you been out side the 'ole time?" Francis was suprised. While it's true that Feliciano slept through thier meetings on a regular basis, he was at least present.
"Si! On the way in, I saw this kitty! He's so cute!" Feliciano rubbed his nose against the cat's. "Cute kitty! Sweet kitty! Kitty,kitty,kitty!"
"It's not like you missed anything you wouldn't normally have." Arthur poured himself a cup of tea.
"So did you guys come up with a plan?" Feliciano removed the cat from his face, and contented himself with petting it.
"I vas just about to tell them my plan. To my understanding, dissolved countries spend time vith each other. I vill call my source, und ask him to guide us to Holy Rome. Ve vill go to Germany, meet him there, und he vill take us to Holy Rome. It is the best vay I can think of." Ludwig returned to his seat.
"Yay! Vacation at Germany's!" Feliciano threw his hands in the air, and the cat went flying. "Sorry kitty!" The cat hissed in reply.
"It isn't a vaction Fericiano." Kiku reminded him. "We are going to find Hory Rome."
"Right! Vacation with Holy Rome!" Feliciano cheered. There was a collective sigh in the room. Feliciano may not understand the situation, but at least he was cheerfull. "I hope we can have pasta while we're there!"
Ludwig was typing away on his computer. "I just booked our flight to Germany in two days. Do vhat you need to do here, then meet up at 5 A.M. at New York International Airport. Now, if you excuse me, I need to make a phone call.." Ludwig rose from his chair and walked out of the room. Leaving everyone to wonder just who his source was.
Hey guys, this might be the last chapter I do in a while... I'm not abandoning the story! My grandmother died last night, and school starts next week. So I may or may not post some more chapters this week! Thank you for reading and for your understanding! 'Lieb diech!