Uncommon Common Room Curses.
Dearest Stag, Why didn't you show up at the willow? I hope you're alright.
Lover Forever-
Vixen
The owl flew through the window and dropped the letter on James' bed.
James and Lily were in the common room having another fight, everyone else was safely behind a piece of furniture, in the stairwells, or hidden in some other nook or cranny that would keep them safe until the 'storm' had passed.
Lily: Horicortis
James: Jergintery
Lily: Keplinotis
James: Indencerio
Lily: Monigranitolli
James: Wandilaris
Lily: Panitanarey
James: Veranittont
Lily: Ambendio
James: Sandishoney
Lily: Quentisolim
James: Rantisonist
Lily: Cantironalsen
James: Zanister
Lily: Perinital
James: Trisectanolly
This went on for about an hour, until both of them were unconscious due to the severe affects of the hexes that had been placed upon them mixed together.
"I guess we should take them to the Hospital Wing," said Remus as he conjured up two stretchers.
"I guess, but why can't we just leave them, it would be fun to see how they would sort out this mess by themselves," replied Sirius, he was having a lot of fun thinking up ways to tease James about his current state, being covered in different and unidentifiable object, and growing a magenta beard.
"Sirius, you know we can't do that, three reasons, first, Lily and James would gang up on us and hex us into oblivion, second, they would probably hit half of the school running after us, and third, well, Madame Pomfrey would kill us herself for letting students stay in anything but perfect health," said Teri, looking like she would rather not think about what would happen.
"Fine, I just hope that Madame Pomfrey will be able to sort them out. I've memorized most of the spells that they've used in their other fights, and I haven't heard of most of the ones they used today," said Sirius reluctantly.
"Don't worry dears; I'll have them sorted out soon enough. I have a list of the curses that they've used previously, and some of these I'll be able to look up the counter curses to. Not to worry, I'll have them back to normal in a few days at most. It only gets tricky when they start making up their own curses, hexes, charms, transfigurations, and spells," said Madame Pomfrey.
"You mean they actually make up their own? I just thought that the stuff they used on each other were really old ancient spells that they looked up in the library," said Teri, a bit amazed at what her friend had been doing in her spare time.
"Oh, some of them are, but these two make up ones based on ancient texts, and some they make up using Latin and Greek. I do believe that both of them are fluent in both languages by now, even Spanish, French, and most likely German. I believe that part of their punishment for fighting so much is that they're each writing books on all the spells that they've made up, and their counters as well."
"Is that why they never have detention with us?" asked Sirius.
"Of course, that is what they do in detention all the time, they don't actually clean anything, whenever the two of them get detention they go to Professor McGonagall, and she supervises them as they write their books. It was all Dumbledore's idea, and it seems like it was a good one. In a few weeks if they keep up this fighting, we'll have a new Advanced Defense Against the Dark Arts, Advanced Transfiguration, and Advanced Charms text book."
"So that's what they do as punishment every time they get in a fight," said Remus, he thought that it was rather amusing that James and Lily were actually doing something useful whenever they got into a fight.
Lily and James walked back to the common room separately after they had been released from the Hospital Wing.
"Jamsie-poo you have another letter from lover girl," said Sirius when James got back.
"Don't call me that Sirius," said James as he tried to get Sirius to give him the letter, "Sirius may I have my letter please."
Sirius handed him the opened letter.
As he read the thought, She must have been hiding waiting to make sure that I wasn't Snape or something, he chuckled at the thought.
Dear Vixen,
I'm sorry I didn't show, I was helping one of my friends to the Hospital Wing, he's rather accident prone, and well, he fell down a flight of stairs. He's alright though.
Forever Yours-
Stag
He rolled up the letter and headed to the owlrey.
Dearest Stag, Why didn't you show up at the willow? I hope you're alright.
Lover Forever-
Vixen
The owl flew through the window and dropped the letter on James' bed.
James and Lily were in the common room having another fight, everyone else was safely behind a piece of furniture, in the stairwells, or hidden in some other nook or cranny that would keep them safe until the 'storm' had passed.
Lily: Horicortis
James: Jergintery
Lily: Keplinotis
James: Indencerio
Lily: Monigranitolli
James: Wandilaris
Lily: Panitanarey
James: Veranittont
Lily: Ambendio
James: Sandishoney
Lily: Quentisolim
James: Rantisonist
Lily: Cantironalsen
James: Zanister
Lily: Perinital
James: Trisectanolly
This went on for about an hour, until both of them were unconscious due to the severe affects of the hexes that had been placed upon them mixed together.
"I guess we should take them to the Hospital Wing," said Remus as he conjured up two stretchers.
"I guess, but why can't we just leave them, it would be fun to see how they would sort out this mess by themselves," replied Sirius, he was having a lot of fun thinking up ways to tease James about his current state, being covered in different and unidentifiable object, and growing a magenta beard.
"Sirius, you know we can't do that, three reasons, first, Lily and James would gang up on us and hex us into oblivion, second, they would probably hit half of the school running after us, and third, well, Madame Pomfrey would kill us herself for letting students stay in anything but perfect health," said Teri, looking like she would rather not think about what would happen.
"Fine, I just hope that Madame Pomfrey will be able to sort them out. I've memorized most of the spells that they've used in their other fights, and I haven't heard of most of the ones they used today," said Sirius reluctantly.
"Don't worry dears; I'll have them sorted out soon enough. I have a list of the curses that they've used previously, and some of these I'll be able to look up the counter curses to. Not to worry, I'll have them back to normal in a few days at most. It only gets tricky when they start making up their own curses, hexes, charms, transfigurations, and spells," said Madame Pomfrey.
"You mean they actually make up their own? I just thought that the stuff they used on each other were really old ancient spells that they looked up in the library," said Teri, a bit amazed at what her friend had been doing in her spare time.
"Oh, some of them are, but these two make up ones based on ancient texts, and some they make up using Latin and Greek. I do believe that both of them are fluent in both languages by now, even Spanish, French, and most likely German. I believe that part of their punishment for fighting so much is that they're each writing books on all the spells that they've made up, and their counters as well."
"Is that why they never have detention with us?" asked Sirius.
"Of course, that is what they do in detention all the time, they don't actually clean anything, whenever the two of them get detention they go to Professor McGonagall, and she supervises them as they write their books. It was all Dumbledore's idea, and it seems like it was a good one. In a few weeks if they keep up this fighting, we'll have a new Advanced Defense Against the Dark Arts, Advanced Transfiguration, and Advanced Charms text book."
"So that's what they do as punishment every time they get in a fight," said Remus, he thought that it was rather amusing that James and Lily were actually doing something useful whenever they got into a fight.
Lily and James walked back to the common room separately after they had been released from the Hospital Wing.
"Jamsie-poo you have another letter from lover girl," said Sirius when James got back.
"Don't call me that Sirius," said James as he tried to get Sirius to give him the letter, "Sirius may I have my letter please."
Sirius handed him the opened letter.
As he read the thought, She must have been hiding waiting to make sure that I wasn't Snape or something, he chuckled at the thought.
Dear Vixen,
I'm sorry I didn't show, I was helping one of my friends to the Hospital Wing, he's rather accident prone, and well, he fell down a flight of stairs. He's alright though.
Forever Yours-
Stag
He rolled up the letter and headed to the owlrey.