Okay, so I've decided to go completely off schedule and write funny chapters all night. I bet you guys want more, huh? Because, apparently, somebody named Mewster7 wants more…
I don't own the songs mentioned in this episode. I don't own the characters that I don't own.
Anyways, extra episodes like this will be called…well…I don't know…I'll figure it out…
HOLD ON! I can call it 'Ready, Aim, Fire', because that's the song that Imagine Dragons wrote for the Iron Man 3 soundtrack!
Ready, Aim, Fire: Episode 1: Selene
The camera turned on to Raven talking to a sixteen-year-old dressed in dark clothes and a leather jacket. The guy turned to the camera, and said, "Welcome, everyone, to Ready, Aim, Fire. I'm your host, Anubis, and this is my co-host, Raven." Raven grinned, and held up her hand. Gray mist trailed from the tips of her fingers, and whatever it touched turned into dust. The gray mist found the lighting, and destroyed a large amount of it. Raven stopped holding up her hand, and the mist stopped destroying stuff. Anubis said, "As you can see, Raven is descended from the line of Tutankhamen, but she won't die young, because the curse ended with Walt Stone, who is my current host. Raven Fireheart follows the Path of the Gods, and she chose to study death magic and follow the path of me, Anubis." Raven turned to Anubis, and said, "Now, let's get on with the show. I heard that someone would be singing today?" Anubis nodded, and said, "Actually, I'm the one who's singing. I'm going to sing Selene by Imagine Dragons, because it has many references to mythology in it." Raven smiled, and said, "That's a great choice, then." After a minutes of preparation, Anubis got the microphone and began to sing.
To the top of all the world
To the tasteless Underworld
To the center of your heart
Oh, Cleopatra is the only one you loved
To the demonstrated smile
To the lonely love child
Destination desolation
Tell me when you reach the brink of life
Just a picture on your wall
That's nice, what a metaphoric fall
Typically, I was a validation on your sleeve
Oh, what an indication
To the center of the pain
Through the tattered window pane
To the middle of your heart
Resolutions and lovers in the kitchen
Love is clueless and destiny is wishing
This is my heart, it's on the line, Selene
This is not what I expect
This is not what I expect
I can see it in your tears
And now they're crowning me the Caesar
Typically, I was a validation on your sleeve
Oh, what an indication
To the center of the pain
Through the tattered window pane
To the middle of your heart
Resolutions and lovers in the kitchen
Love is clueless and destiny is wishing
This is my heart, it's on the line, Selene
Resolutions and lovers in the kitchen
Love is clueless and destiny is wishing
This is my heart, it's on the line, Selene
This is my heart, it's on the line
This is my heart, it's on the line
This is my heart, it's on the line
This is my heart, it's on the line, Selene
Resolutions and lovers in the kitchen
Love is clueless and destiny is wishing
This is my heart, it's on the line, Selene
The audience cheered and started to clap, while Raven said, "On my gods, Anubis. You should start a band or something." Anubis smiled, and said, "That's a great idea, Raven. Maybe Fang or Nico could join." Raven grinned, and said, "Well, tomorrow is the End of the Week Show, and they'll both be there. You can ask them about it tonight, and maybe you guys can perform there." Anubis said, "Yeah, I remember that Fang is really good with the drums, and Nico can sing really well. Didn't he sing Castle of Glass at the OC Show yesterday?" Raven nodded, and said, "You could invite Carter to join, also. He's awesome with the guitar." Anubis nodded, and said, "We could be like Imagine Dragons." Anubis then turned to the camera, and said, "Thanks for watching. See you guys later!" The camera then turned to the audience, and the theme music played:
With our backs to the wall
Darkness will fall
We never quite thought we could lose it all
Ready, aim, fire!
Ready, aim, fire!
And empires fall in just one day
You close your eyes and the glory fades
Ready, aim, fire!
Ready, aim, fire awaaaay!
Fire!
Ready, aim, fire awaaaay!
Wow…I didn't expect Anubis to form a band…
They're gonna be just like Imagine Dragons, and they're gonna sing all their songs. Here's who the characters are replacing in the band:
Dan- Anubis/Walt (Holy Moses, that's gonna be confusing...)
Platz- Fang
Wayne- Nico
Ben- Carter