Dalton Drabble

Dictatorship

Of all the things that Kurt expected to happen that day, he did not expect that Julian Larson would come in the choir room, during Glee, with a bedazzled Nerf gun at hand.

But Kurt was not surprised by the surprise of it, because he learned a long time ago that the unexpected will always happen when one belonged to their own personal wonderland. And, him being Alice, it was expected that the unexpected to happen to him or it would be terribly out of character of the others. So he, along with Blaine, expected that an unexpected event would happen a long time ago ever since he left Dalton.

"Catch," Julian just said as he threw the bedazzled Nerf gun over to him.

"Julian?" Blaine looked at him in disbelief. "What are you doing in here?'

"A guy named Sebastian took Dictatorship over the Warblers. No one was pleased, so we're planning a rebellion." The actor explained as if he was talking about the weather. Everyone stared at him, including Mr. Shue. Whether at awe of being at the presence of an internationally-famous star or at wonder of the weird things coming out of his mouth, Kurt didn't know.

"We know. We met him last week. Charming guy, by the way." Blaine informed him, as sarcastic tone in his last sentence.

"So what?" Kurt asked?

"You two," He pointed at the two and spoke to them like he was speaking to a child. "Are coming with me, and we are going to take him down."

Both ex-warblers blinked. "What?"

"Now, wait a minute, Mr. Larson," Rachel piped up from her seat, looking annoyed at being ignored. "You know its glee club practice at the moment, and it's clearly sabotage if you bring them out now. Don't fall for it guys, he was obviously sent here by Sebastian to kidnap you."

Julian couldn't stop the muffled laughter that came out of his mouth, and had to put a hand over it. "It's hilarious that you think I can take orders from anyone but my boyfriend." All the girls winced at the last word. They were still heartbroken at the fact that not only was he bi, but he was also taken.

"Why are you involved in a warbler rebellion? You're not even in that club." Blaine asked him, and eyebrow going up in suspicion.

"What do you think?" Julian replied raising his own eyebrow, but in that why-are-you-asking-stupid-questions way.

"Either way, we're not going," Kurt said, and everyone stared at him. "We're not Warblers anymore, so it's not our problem. Plus, taking us away during glee is sabotage, and we'll lack the practice we need. I don't want to lose to the Warblers, thanks, even if most of them are my friends."

Julian sighed." I was afraid you'd say that." Then, he took out a tiny, keychain Nerf gun that was loaded with one dart and aimed it at Blaine. Kurt gasped, and glared at Julian.

"You little cheat," He said, hardening his glare. Julian just smirked nastily.

"Why did you think I didn't arm the rabbit?" He said, using the tiny Nerf gun to poke the curly mess he called hair.

"But what's stopping me from shooting you?" He stood up and cocked his bedazzled weapon, aiming it at the cat. "Your gun's too weak to shoot faster than mine, so what's keeping me from killing you?" From the corner of his eye, he could see Finn blinking rapidly, as if he couldn't believe what he was seeing.

Julian laughed, and a small red dot appeared on Kurt's clothes, the kind that came from a laser, that usually stuck to a gun. He gasped again.

"You have a sniper?" He asked in disbelief.

"Weren't you wondering why Logan isn't here?" Julian replied with a smug tone.

Kurt looked out the window that he so stupidly left open, and couldn't see the tall blond man outside. "Hey! Aren't your previous affections worth something?" There was no response.

"Tick tock, tick tock, Alice," Julian reminded him, looking every bit like an evil mastermind from different movies. "Rabbit's about to die."

Kurt looked at Blaine, then at Julian, then back to Blaine, then back to Julian. Then, he groaned, putting down his Nerf gun. "You're just as much of a dictator as Horse Teeth is."

Julian grinned. "Well, it's a good thing I like you, isn't it?" Then, together with Blaine, they walked out the choir room. Everyone that was there just stared with disbelief, their jaws hanging wide open. It was only when Puck spoke that the silence broke.

"Was it only me who thought that the Larson kid's hot in real life?"