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"Wow, I never knew this place existed."

Rias was pleasantly surprised at the place that Naruto took her for dinner. She had been expecting just some trip to a fast food place, since it was quick and easy. It was just a spur of the moment date after all, she didn't expect anything really grande or fancy. One couldn't really call the place grande or fancy, but it was far more classy than just taking a person to a fast food location. She had thought she knew all of the stores and places at and around the mall, but surprise, there was a ramen stand she never knew existed.

"Yeah, this place serves some pretty amazing ramen." Naruto looked at the bowl of his favorite food with more affection than Rias had seen Naruto display since meeting him. He had already paid for their food, one of the stands policies was paying for the food before you got it. Since there was a no refund, and no complaint policy, surprising for Rias to see such a thing.

The rules were simple.

You didn't order the ramen, the chef made the ramen, and then gave it to you. You didn't get to pick a flavor, you didn't get to pick the toppings, and you didn't get to pick the size. Everything was picked for you, and if you complained you were banned from the stand for life.

"If I don't place an order, how does he know what I want?" Rias asked as a bowl was placed in front of her. It was two sizes smaller than the bowl that Naruto had, and she could see that the contents were different as well. While Naruto's was full of ingredients and different toppings, her dish was rather moderate about it. Her noodles were thicker, and had absorbed the broth more to allow her to have more ease with eating it, and she could see generous amounts of vegetables in it.

She had a rather healthy version of the ramen that Naruto was having.

"Oh, and word to the wise, if you don't slurp when you eat, the chef takes it as an insult." Naruto mentioned, and Rias nodded her head.

She slurped up her first group of noodles.

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"Oh my word, this is amazing... this is the best ramen I've ever had." Rias whispered in awe as she looked into the contents of the bowl. She looked at Naruto, and saw that he was slurping away at his noodles. "... this is really light on the stomach, but it has such a delicate balance of flavors that all compliment each other. It matches my tastes perfectly." Rias marvelled at how skilled the chef must be to have created this.

So she continued to eat, being sure to slurp the way that Naruto was, though she was pretty sure that was just the normal way you were suppose to eat ramen politely.

She was sad when she finished the ramen, and she looked to see Naruto bring the bowl to his lips and drink the broth. So she copied him and lifted her own bowl to her lips, and when she finished, she found that she couldn't eat another bite if she tried.

*Belch*

Rias blushed and covered her mouth when she burped at the same time as Naruto, and Naruto sent her a thumbs up.

"You're not Japanese, so you wouldn't know this, but it's actually a way to show the food is good by burping." Naruto told her, before he stood up and gestured for her to as well. He placed his bowl back on the counter. She could now see why Naruto liked this place so much, it was pretty obvious.

You didn't need to do anything but pay for the food, and you would be given exactly what you wanted, in the exact amount that would fill your stomach. She didn't know how the ramen maker did it, but he was somehow able to discover a way to predict what customers would want, and the amount they could handle.

It was just sit back, relax, and be given exactly what you needed.

"It might be Japanese Polite, but it's rude in most other places. If my mother heard me burp, she would have scolded me for it." Rias informed Naruto of the way her family would have seen her accidental action. She placed her hand against the side of her head, and laughed at her own imagination.

Naruto just raised an eyebrow.

"Scold you for burping? Your mom sounds pretty uptight." Naruto could imagine an older, more uptight, Rias as Rias' mother. It was a pretty funny image in his head to be honest. "So Rias, you know a little about my family situation, tell me a little about yours." Naruto told her as the two of them walked side by side through the mall.

Rias hummed for a moment.

That sounded fair, but she didn't really want to talk about herself. She wanted to learn more about him right now. Not to mention she didn't really want to talk about her family at the moment either.

"How about-" Rias started to suggest, before she felt the tingling feeling of anticipation go down her spine. Her sensed placed on alert when she sensed one of her mortal enemies nearby. She stopped talking and started to look around, trying to find the source of her tingling senses. The feeling she got was only something that she ever got when a Fallen Angel or an Angel were nearby, those with the powers of Holy, or holy artifacts in general. "... Dragons attract powerful enemies and allies..." Rias whispered to herself as she glanced at Naruto.

Naruto grinned when he heard her whisper.

"Oooh, there is an enemy nearby. Fighting in the middle of the mall means they are trying to make us hold back to not kill anyone. A hostage situation." Naruto mentioned when he glanced all around at the unsuspecting mall patrons. Rias looked at Naruto in surprise when she heard the way he didn't seem to care about the lives of those around him. She would have assumed that he would hold himself back to not hurt others.

Was she wrong?

She looked around, before she looked up and saw three Fallen Angels flying above the mall, they were hard to now that it was becoming night, but there they were. They were also rapidly approaching the mall itself.

Naruto crossed his arms when he followed her gaze, and saw them.

"... You're taking this calmly." Rias stated, and Naruto shrugged.

"There is a group of powerful assassins after me, three little birds isn't really anything to be worried about." Naruto revealed that information lightly. He did so with a mild wave of his hand, as if his information hadn't just make Rias look at him strangely. "The way you reacted to my swords earlier means you know about the supernatural. You have a way to put the mall to sleep?" Naruto asked Rias as the Fallen Angels above them landed on the roof of the mall.

Two females, and a male.

"You must have a powerful Sacred Gear if you want to fight three Fallen Angels." Rias pointed out as the mall patrons started to fall asleep. Rias used her magic to put all of the nearby people to sleep, and the magic would keep spreading until it got to everyone in the mall. Once people started to fall asleep in mass quantities, the Fallen Angels broke a hole in the glass ceiling and descended down towards them.

Naruto smirked.

"Nope, my Sacred Gear is focused on healing, without using my Balance Breaker I have almost no way to use my Sacred Gear for offense." Naruto cracked his knuckles as he spoke. Naruto grabbed the hem of his shirt, before he flung it off of his body and threw it at Rias. Out of pure instinct she caught his shirt, and sent him a curious look. "So what do you little birds want?" Naruto asked the Fallen Angels as he glanced between them.

"Uuuug, I hate arrogant humans."

"She is just adorable... Rias, I can't fight her." Naruto stated as he looked at the youngest looking Fallen Angel. He looked back at Rias with the most deadpan expression that she could imagine. The short, loli blond Fallen Angel didn't know how to respond to his statement. "Look at her, she's super tiny... like super tiny." Naruto smiled as he looked at the girl.

She summoned a spear of light and threw it at Naruto, and he didn't even bother moving out of the way when it stuck itself into his chest.

"Naruto!"

"Oh look, I've been impaled... she's still super cute, and I refuse to fight her. I can fight the other two though." Naruto mentioned as he pointed at the grown woman and the man. He had no problems hitting a grown woman, he just didn't hit the cute young ones.

"I'm three hundred years old!"

...

Naruto puked up blood, and Rias stared at him with a surprised look. She looked at him instantly go pale at her revelation.

"That's the most damage you've done to me." Naruto admitted to the girl as he pulled the spear out of his chest. Two rings appeared on his hands, and he placed one against his chest. Rias watched as the hole in his chest began to regenerate. Moments later the hole in his chest was healed up, and he was ready to battle again. "So Rias, these people your enemies or what? I don't recognize any of them." Naruto spoke to Rias.

He caught a light spear thrown at him.

He flung it back at them and nailed the grown woman between the eyes, her own spear lodging itself in her head. The other two Fallen Angels were instantly on high alert when one of their own was killed.

"They're members of Grigori, but I don't know what they are doing here. Dohnaseek is the male, and woman you killed is Kalawarner, and the one you don't want to fight is Mittelt." Rias explained what she did know about their enemies... their names, and that was it. She didn't really know much about them other than that. They weren't really that powerful, and they weren't really famous. "What are you all even doing here? This isn't Fallen Angel territory." Rias pointed out politely to the enemy.

Naruto started to walk towards them.

"No reason you need to be concerned with, we're after him. If you will come with us peacefully, it won't have to get messy." Dohnaseek pointed out,

He blinked.

The next second, Naruto was standing in front of him, nose to nose with him. He yelped and backed up several steps. He summoned a spear to his hand, and Mittelt reacted in a similar way. Naruto grabbed Dohnaseek by the head with one hand, before he slammed it into his knee.

*Crunch*

Dohnaseek's face caved into his skull, with bone fragments shooting out of the back of his head. His corpse falling to the ground when Naruto let go of his head. Naruto looked towards Mittelt, and she took a step back.

"... That was messy, Naruto, I think you should finish off-" Rias was interupted moments later.

"You're so damn cute Mittelt! Look at this tiny body!" Naruto scooped Mittelt up into a hug, restraining her arms as he rubbed his cheek up against hers.

"Aaaaaaaah!"

"Hahahahaha, so cute!" Naruto shouted out as his hands roamed, one of his hands going to her breast, while the other groped her thigh. Naruto laughed nearby the entire time he was doing it, while Rias just watched, her reaction going blank as she didn't quite understand what was going on.

"Aaaaaaaah!?"

Mittelt's screams could only get louder when Naruto's hands continued to roam, and Rias raised her hand up to remind Naruto that the girl was the enemy.

"AAAAAAAAAH!?"

"Those are some really adult panties you have Mittelt-chan!"

Then Naruto flipped the girl upside down and revealed her black thong to the world around them. Rias didn't know what to say when she saw the way Naruto seemingly changed gears from a fighter into something so... strange. She tilted her head when she saw Naruto do things with Mittelt's body that were just... well Rias didn't want to think on how the body was suppose to bend that way.

There were rumors that the previous Red Dragon Emperor had a... weakness for cute things, small cute things, and would sometimes refuse to fight if her opponent was cute enough. She didn't think that those rumors were true, and she didn't think that trait could be passed down to the child either.

So this was Naruto's weakness.

"Okay, I'm done for now." Naruto said to Rias as he carried an unconscious Mittelt on his shoulders. Naruto's skin was practically glowing, as if he had a good night's sleep and was fully recharged.

"Are you a ped-"

"I'm not a pedophile, I'm not sexually attracted to kids in any way, shape, or form. I just have an awesome adoration for cute things. Don't worry, the only lolis I molest are the ones that are my enemies." Naruto sent Rias a thumbs up. Her jaw dropped when she heard his casual admittion of enemy molestation. She could appreciate the fact he was limiting his perversions to his enemies and not his allies. "Also... I literally can't fight them." Naruto spoke more seriously.

Literally?

As in, Naruto was physically unable to fight cute things?

"How?"

"When I try to fight super cute things, I just lose all of my motivation and my attacks don't carry a lot of power. It's actually a pretty bad weakness, and I'm working on getting rid of it." Naruto was just as bothered by his weakness as others. His only way to fight cute things was to not fight them. He wasn't able to raise a fist against cute opponents, that was all there was to it.

"You're not a ra-"

"I will slap you, I'm not a rapist. I hug them so that I can squeeze the air out of their lungs, and I touch their bodies so they will scream and use up all of their oxygen and pass out. This is literally the only way I can defend myself against cute things... it just so happens that I act like a pervert when I do it." Naruto explained as he frowned at Rias for even assuming that he would cross that line. He had a line he wouldn't cross. "Also, look at how cute she is, she's a total cutie!" Naruto lifted up the knocked out Mittelt and showed her off to Rias.

"You want me to kill her?" Rias asked Naruto with crossed arms.

...

"I wanna keep her, anyway, I killed the other two too quickly, and I want to know why they were after me. I guess we should cut the date short eh? Since I did most of the killing, I think it's only fair you get rid of the bodies." Naruto mentioned as he looked at the two fresh corpses. Rias nodded her head, since it was a fair suggestion to her as well.

"I guess we'll call it here." Rias agreed.

"Same time next week?" Naruto asked as he turned and started to walk away, to go and get his motorcycle.

...

"Sure, until the end, this was really fun." Rias spoke with a small smile. She really did have fun on the date, despite her main purpose of the date to get to know Naruto. She felt like she had learned a lot about him.

Who knew he had such a strange weakness?

Chapter End!
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