Ok, hi. Again. Well, school started. SUCH A TRAGEDY!!! -blinks- But it's a good thing too...because I finally got to see my friends again. (the one's that I fogot to get phone nuumbers) I told them about this website.
1 considers it. 1 has a computer but no internet, and-- thats it. Though, 3 of them are going to be my story editors.
YAH! LESS MISTAKES! I'm so very happy to have anime loving friends!
-cough-
On with the...???
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-I got taken away 5 minutes ago, for court-
BRANDIE: -humming, drumming figures-
SHYANN: Soo….when is Briana's trial?
BRANDIE: I don't know.
SHYANN: Who's Briana's lawyer?
BRANDIE: I don't know.
SHYANN: You don't know anything!
BRANDIE: I was watching the exact same thing you were seeing.
SHYANN: -yawns- What to do. What to do?
BLEACH CAST: O,O?
HINAMORI: What just happened?
HITSUGAYA: My prayers came true!
HINAMORI: That's not funny!
SHYANN: -sighs-
-envelope comes through the mail door-
BRANDIE: Ohh! We got mail! –opens the letter-
SHYANN: What's it say?
BRANDIE: Briana's trial is in 5 hours.
RUKIA: So soon.
SHYANN: That's the way things work in this world.
ICHIGO: So what are we going to do until then?
BRANDIE: Hmm…….we have some options.
ISHIDA: Like….?
SHYANN: OH! OHH! LET'S GO TO THE REVIEW BOX!
EVERYONE: -stares-
SHYANN: What?
BRANDIE: You know, Shyann has a bright idea. Review box sounds great!
SHYANN: Ok. First review is from……..:
xroyal.momonessx ……….hope I spelled right. And she writes:
OMG ROFL! luv the karaoke thing so awesum! update soon!
HITSUGAYA: OMG? ROFL?
BRANDIE: WHA? OMG OH MY GOD ROFL ROLL ON FLOOR LAUGHING! Geez…..you need to get in with the times.
HITSUGAYA: I'm not a computer talking person.
SHYANN: Well to bad. We enjoy computer talk. In fact….we should do a computer talk time.
BRANDIE: Yeah….we're going to need to disgust that with Briana.
SHYANN: xroyal.momonessx….we are all very glad you enjoyed the karaoke thing. It was our specialty. We might do one soon, but we're not quiet sure.
BRANDIE: Next is from……
WhiteDreamsDewDropsTears …………..and she writes:
Yay! New chapter! You have officially made Hinamori and Hitsugaya one of my favorite characters...Ichigo and Rukia are still my favorite however...Harry Potter is great! I already read the book and trust me, you'll enjoy it...YAY! I GOT A HUG FROM RENJI!I want more Renji! Reni's great! I'd rather hang out with Emma, too...XD Thanks for making me laugh!! I can't wait for new chapter!
HINAMORI: Maybe I'll ask Briana if I can borow that Harry Potter book. I looks pretty good.
SHYANN: Did we change a person's perspective. Wait………what does perspective mean again? God…summers getting to me.
BRANDIE: Summers over.
SHYANN: I know. It sucks.
BRANDIE: Sucks is not a good adjective. It's a verb. Like…'a vacuum sucks.'
SHYANN: Right, right. Then….'it vacuums?'
BRANDIE: Close enough. But….we are very happy you enjoy this….um..
SHYANN: CRACK FIC!
BRANDIE: Yup, yup. I'd rather hang out with Emma too.
SHAYNN: Renji, you receive a personal hug.
RENJI: That's…..great.
B&S: BE ENTHUSIASTIC!
RENJI: IT'S AWESOME!
SHYANN: There you go.
BRANDIE: And that concludes the new reviews we have.
SHYANN: And remember; " We live in perverted times, my friends."
BRANDIE: Good one!
HITSUGAYA: What the h-
SHYANN: And also; "You truly out gayed yourself"- eh….-looks around the room- Hitsugaya.
HITSUGAYA: WHAT!?
BRANDIE: It's an icon. Take it as a compliment.
HINAMORI: OHH! Let me try one.-looks through icons- "Come to the dark side. We That why I love the dark side!
ORIHIME: "Don't regret something that made you once smile." That doesn't make sense.
SHYANN: Ponder over it. Hard.
BRANDIE: "Coolest Loser Ever." THAT'S MINE! No one steal it.
RUKIA: -burst out laughing-
EVERYONE: O,O
RUKIA: This icon….speaks to me.
SHYANN: It says….?
RUKIA: "I feel so violated. Do it again."
BRANDIE: -laughs- God! That reminds me of you Rukia. You would totally say that!
RUKIA: I know!
SHYANN: I guy needs to read this one.
BRANDIE: ANY GUY VOLENTEERS?
-all the guys step back-
BRANDIE: Chickens.
HITSUGAYA: I AM NOT A CHICKEN!
BRANDIE: Then read it.
HITSUGAYA: -sighs, walks up to the computer- "10 things boys know about girls. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. THE HAVE BOOBS?"
EVERYONE: -cracks up-
ICHIGO: You got guts.
HITSUGAYA: I did not need to read that.
MATSUMOTO: Oh, but you did!
YORUICHI: And it was hilarious!
SOIFON: "Make awkward sexual advances, not war."
BRANDIE: ……True. True.
YORUICHI: " When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as "You had to be there" thing, But more like "YOU HAVE TO BE MENALLY RETARDED LIKE US" thing."
SHYANN: I own that one now!
YORUICHI: No. I read it, I own it.
BRANIDE: "I'm so happy! I could pee!"
EVERYONE: O,O –stares-
BRANDIE: The icon.
EVERYONE: OH!
NEMU: "Sex. Do it for the kids."
SHYANN: That's just what they want you to do.
MATSUMOTO: Ok. This one's a long one. "I wish you were here… in my room… on my bed… the lights are off… we go under the blanket…AND I SHOW YOU MY NEW WATCH THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK! What on earth were you thinking?! YOU PERVERT!"
SOIFON: That'll get them off guard.
NANAO: "Dude. That wasn't funny."
BRANDIE: OMIGOD! BOB!
SHYANN: WHERE!
BRANDIE: "This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."
S&B: WHERE DID WE GO WRONG BOB!? WHERE DID WE GO WRONG!?
EVERYONE: O,O……
BRANDIE: And that concludes today's quotes.
SHYANN: Now what do we do?
BRANDIE: I have no clue. Briana's usually in charge of the show's things to do.
SHYANN: We're just the co-hosts!
BRANDIE: ……..4 hours left….
SHYANN: …..We have to do something. We're losing readers….and reviewers.
BRANDIE: Let's talk about…….
SHYANN: BLEACH PAIRINGS?
BRANDIE: Characters…
SHAYNN: Ok….
EVERYONE: O,O?
BRANDIE: ….So……..HITSUGAYA!
HITSUGAYA: What?
BRANDIE: Tell us something about yourself.
HITSUGAYA: I like….watermelon.
BRANDIE; NO! Something we don't know.
HITSUGAYA: Wait a minute
-waits a minute-
HITSUGAYA: ….how do you know I like watermelon?
BRANDIE: -cough, cough-
SHYANN: -hack, hack-
HITSUGAYA: 0,o? How do you….?
BRANDIE: Everyone in the entire world knows…
HITSUGAYA: How…?
BRANDIE: We just do. It was a fact once we were born….
HITSUGAYA: 0,o?
SHYANN: So anyways! Um…-scans the room- HINAMORI!
HINAMORI: Yes?
SHYANN: Any secrets…you'd like to share.
HINAMORI: Well…uh….there was once this time in summer where Hitsu – Hitsugaya…yet again…covers her mouth-
EVERYONE: ….o,0???
BRANDIE: Wow. Your becoming quiet the expert at covering mouths.
SHYANN: What were you going to say Hinamori?
HINAMORI: I was saying-
HITSUGAYA: NO! Don't say it!
HINAMORI: But it was soo funny.
BRANDIE: What was funny?
HINAMORI: He-
HITSUGAYA: None of your business.
SHYANN: Gosh. Your so…..un-shareful!
HITSUGAYA: That's not even a word.
SHYANN: I KNOW! But—GOD! We'll never know anything with you stopping her!
HITSUGAYA: You shouldn't be in people's personal business!
SHYANN: WHAT'S SO PERSONAL ABOUT IT!
-they continue fighting-
BRANDIE: -sweat drop- So….is it something personal.
HINAMORI: -sweat drop also- Sorta.
BRANDIE: Maybe you shouldn't say then.
HINAMORI: All right!
-stop fighting-
SHYANN: NO!
(same time)
HITSUGAYA: YES!
SHYANN: How could you give in!
BRANDIE: It's a personal affair.
SHYANN: Our job is to know about personal things. Then tease them about it! It's in the handbook!
BRANDIE: Yeah….but….Briana didn't make it one of the important rules. It should have been on page one if it was so important.
SHYANN: I guess you're right. –looks over a file- Oh look! Briana left a file full of ideas!
BRANDIE: -looks over a piece- Project L.O.V.E.
SHYANN: -looks over piece- Different types-- Tender, puppy, tough, and just love?
B&S: Hmm….
BRANDIE: I think Briana wants to be here when we go over this.
SHYANN: Probably. Or she'd kill is with a frying pan. (stole that from xinglongneo…though..Soifon did that)
BRANDIE: Eh….now what do we do…?
RENJI: Why don't we….go to the courthouse.
SHYANN: Bob. Don't interrupt us.
RENJI: MY NAME'S NOT BOB!
SHYANN: It is now.
ICHIGO: Let's go….home.
BRANDIE: OH! TO YOUR HOME! THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU TO INVITE US! WHEN YOU HARDLY EVEN KNOW US! YOU SO NICE TO US!
ICHIGO: I meant everyone go to their own houses. I'm not inviting anyone to my house. –looks at Rukia- Anyone.
RUKIA: To bad. I'm sleeping there.
BRANDIE: Oh…then…you suck!
SHYANN: Brandie….didn't we discuss this!
BRANDIE: Oh right. YOU VACCUME!
SHYANN: So…how's everyone…?
-a few coughs here and there- SOMERANDOMPERSON: Can we go home now?
BRANDIE: Let's just go to the courthouse. We obviously don't know how to run things here.
EVERYONE: -cheers- YAH! THE FINALLY GAVE UP!
S&B: -stares- …..
SHYANN: You're all to mean.
BRANDIE: They just don't understand.
-at the courthouse, at my jail cell-
BRANDIE: Briana, you alright?
ME: Huh? Oh, my dearest friends!
SHYANN: o,0? Did she just say..?
BRANDIE: Briana, we brought the entire cast.
ME: O- ok. But not Aizen right?
BRANDIE: Defiantly.
ME: My case is in 2 hours.
SHYANN: We know.
ME: You know, ever since I came here, my eyes have been open to newer things!
B&S???
ME: Like, did you know that your life span is a piece of toilet paper?
EVERYONE: o,0???
BRANDIE: What are you-
ME: And also, We need over a hundred pieces of toilet paper to cover the life span of this earth?
SHYANN: History…?
ME: Yup.
HITSUGAYA: What the hell is she talking about?
ME: I WISH THERE WAS A MIDGET CHAIR HERE! I'D PUT YOU IN ONE RIGHT NOW!
HINAMORI: uh…Briana, are you ok. You seem a bit……….different.
ME: Nope. Just finally opened my eyes is all. By the way, I'm getting sued $1000.00 if I don't win this case.
S&B: O,O….ARE YOU KIDDING US!!!!????!?
ME: I didn't know it was illegal to put their names up. I'm just a minor after all.
BRANDIE: Where are we suppose to get that kind of money?
ME: -thinks- Anybody got life insurance?
SHYANN: You're not suggesting killing someone off, are you?
ME: uh…yea. Why.
BRANDIE: Briana! You'll go to jail for over 25 years for that!
ME: Oh….right.
SHYANN: Though, I'm sure that Aizen has life insurance. We could kill him and probably get away with it.
ME: No. I mean, I'm all for killing him and everything. But, then who will we torture?
SHYANN: Hmm…..I guess not.
EVERYONE: o,0?
BRANDIE: o,0…..WE ARE NOT KILLING ANYONE!
-everyone in jail stares-
ME: Great. Why to blow the plan.
BRANDIE: That wasn't a very good one.
ME: Well, what am I suppose to do? Steal my collage fund out of my bank?!
SHYANN: That's not a bad idea.
ME: NO! I need that for collage!
BRANDIE: Well then I guess we're just going to have to win this case.
ME: If that's the only way.
SHYANN: Who'll be your lawyer?
ME: Hmm……
HINAMORI: May I suggest Hitsugaya-kun.
ME: WHAT?!?!?
(same time)
HITSUGAYA: WHAT?!?! You have to be crazy! Me working with her?!?!
ME: He's right! It's a bad mix!
HINAMORI: But, Hitsugaya-kun would do a great job. I'm sure! He'd probably win the case!
ME: -sighs- Well, if you're recommending him…then I guess….ok.
HITSUGAYA: -sighs- Fine.
BRANDIE: Urahara….do you mind being the back-up lawyer?
HITSUGAYA: YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT?!?!
ME: No. It's just always good to have a back-up lawyer. Incase the other one isn't nice enough.
URAHARA: I don't mind.
SHYANN: We'll see you in court Briana.
BRANDIE: Good luck! –thumbs up-
ME: Hey, Rukia?
RUKIA: Yeah?
ME: Now I know what it feels like to be you.
RUKIA: But you're not going to get executed.
ME: Yeah. But I'm going to get sued my butt off!
RUKIA: -laughs- Right, right.
ICHIGO: TO THE COURT ROOM!
BRANDIE: FOLLOW ME!
TBC…….
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Speaking of Bleach...
My friend let me borrow Bleach volume 19! While I gave her volume 18. I want volume 20. SOO BAD! But, I'm going to have to wait a little while. Then another friend of mine borrowed Fruits Basket both 6&7 and I got 13&17 from her. Now I have a book called Ultra Maniac while another friend borrows Friuts Baket 7.
Geez. Second week of school and we're already trading manga books with eachother. And on top of that-- HOMEWORK!
Well, review. Please. I love reviews!