Raiden- I still don't know why I haven't disabled this yet. I'm never home. I wasn't even aware I had a home. I mean yeah there is my Sky Temple but I don't venture there. It's just a scam to get people to pay money to go look at!
*beep*
Scorpion- Yeah, it's me again. You thought I was gone didn't you? Well my little thundery friend I have news for ya! I just saved money by switching to Geico!!!
*beep*
Sub-Zero- I'm not afraid of your lightning powers anymore!! You can't tell me what to do now!! I was calling to say "FUCK YOU!!" but I guess I already said it.
*beep*
Shao Kahn- ...... Can't we come to some sort of compromise? You always kick my ass. Why do I still try, I guess I'll have to go back to cleaning toilets at the Monastery.....
*beep*
Angry Video Game Nerd- I was playing Mortal Kombat 3 and still after all these years it still fucking reeks of ass!
*beep*
Voice- Just calling to confirm your court appearance. You're being sued by a Mr. or could be Mrs for all we know, Lars Ulrich. That should teach you to listen to Metallica without paying with your wallet and soul! When you double cross Metallica you will pay for a long time!
*beep*
Sonya- Sicko! I seen you looking at my chest when we fought those invading aliens, I still remember one that dressed up like a bat! Anyways, you looked at my really hard to notice chest! I was dressed exactly like a military person should!
*beep*
Fujin- Ah! Sorry about not helping you save Earthrealm during your recent battle with Shinnok! It's just that this damn Goldeneye 007 game is SO addictive!!!! *Imitates gun noises* My name is Fujin- James- wait a minute! I don't have a first name! Or is it last name? I don't know!
*beep*
Bo Rai Cho- I think I've stayed sober long enough to get with the current times and its current trends. I just bought the new Nintendo 64 and have you heard of this new metal band called Pantera? They are really something! They might make it big and their guitarist might live past age 38!!!
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Answering Machine Voice- Must you ALWAYS let people leave messages? An answering machine is for when you can't come to the phone, it's not used for laziness to answer it! Give me a rest will you? I might unplug myself if I have to hear more of this!
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Scorpion- Hey, in case you're wondering I am still on that "Kill Raiden and rape his corpse" plan. I'm leaving you a message though because I think I left my sword at your Temple after my daily "Steal things from Raiden's temple" hour. Could you give it back? I mean I can't kill you if I have no weapon. Thanks.
*beep*
Answering Machine Voice- *sigh* Yet again, no more messages. Now quit calling this damn number! Either that or stop being so entertained by this! You couldn't possibly want to keep reading these would you?