Seventh Victim……..
Know your stars, Know your stars, know your stars…………..
Itachi Uchicha
What do you want…..
Itachi Uchicha……… loves his family……
Umm I killed them…… last I checked that wasn't love……..
Itachi Uchicha……… is jealous of Sasuke………
Umm no I'm not……. He is weak and not worth killing…….
(Sasuke fangirls gasp He is not weak!)
Itachi Uchicha……… likes the color pink………
HEY ONLY REAL MEN WHERE PINK! Uhh I mean…… no I don't I like black….
Itachi Uchicha…….. thinks Rock Lee is a sexy beast…..
(FINNALY!- Lee's voice.)
I'M NOT GAY! WHO WOULD LIKE THAT COCUNUT HEAD ANYWAY?
(darn)
Itachi Uchicha………is a punk rocker…….
What?
(darn not enough insults)
Itachi Uchicha……….. is a girl! (giggle giggle giggle)
I'M NOT A GIRL! GIRLS ARE WUSSIES!
(tenten throws kunais at him)
okay I take it back…..
Itachi Uchicha………. Is engaged to a bowl of ramen
"……….."
YOU CAN DO THAT!
NARUTO GET OUT!
And now you know…….. Itachi Uchicha….. the girl that is engaged to Ramen, loves his family, adores the color pink, is jealous of Sasuke, and thinks Rock Lee is a sexy beast…..
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! THEY'RE ALL LIES! GRR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ONE OF THE Akutuksi MEMBERS!
Maybe you should join forces with Sakura and her grandma….. they can get you a pink dress……
COME BACK!
(next victim? Please respond and suggest)