Hey guys! I took a break last week, so I could do this story in sections. It makes the story more refreshing, I think so.
So I'm doing a new segment here. It's called: Best Zelda Videos on Youtube! I thought of the name. ^.^ I've watched a lot of Zelda videos on YouTube (like, A LOT), and some don't get the recognition they deserve. And also, I'm one of THOSE people who's a YouTube addict. Sooooo yeah, haha, here we go:
Look up: Zeldamotion: A Link to the Past - Episode 1 by AeipathyIndustries.
Funniest quote: "Well, it would make sense to name it 'Link's Legendary Apple Orchard'… what's so funny?" -Link
Comment: I've actually been waiting for a long time, and it's finally come out! You guys should check it out! It's pretty awesome.
Oh yes, and I can't forget: happy 125th anniversary to Nintendo (8/22/2014)! If you didn't know, before the 70's, Nintendo made toys and cards, which I think is pretty interesting. The company actually got together when the U.S had 33 states!
OK, enough babbling, I'm in a really good mood today so let's get this party started! ^.^
(Truths) Dark Link: Last time you said my friend Emily under the same thing as last time, would you date Emily or would you date me? A gamer who like Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, Lord of the Rings, pizza, chilidogs, videogames and anything that involves some sort of fantasy?
Lexie: Out of all the LOZ characters with you, who do you have a crush on?
(Dares) Zelda: Bake cookies for everyone.
Link: Let Navi annoy you for however long Lexie desires.
By: Roxygirl
DL: Ehhh, Sonic the Hedgehog?
Lexie: A character made by Sega.
DL: Sega! Ooohhh no no no no. *Runs away*
Lexie: -_-' OK, I know the recent ones weren't so great *COUGH* Lost World *COUGH*, but jeez, have respect for opinions.
DL: Fine…
Link: Read the next truth Lexie. Oh, and by the way, never mention Sega again, we all know that you love us more.
Lexie: Sure, whatever you say. *Reads truth* I think everyone knows this one.
Link: Uh oh…
Lexie: LINKY POO :D *Hugs him forever and ever*
Link: Someone get the security! *Gets almost crushed to death by Lexie's death hug*
Security: OK missy! Let go! *Rips Lexie off of Link, ripping his tunic*
*All girls faint from squeeing too much*
Lexie: Ahem… sorry about that. Let's just forget that ever happened…
Readers: NEVER!
Zelda: Bake cookies? I love baking!
Readers: *Makes comment about women belonging in the kitchen*
Zelda: I hate all of you… *Walks in and bakes cookies*
Link: Mmm! These are great!
Ganny: Yeah, I love them!
Zelda: Want one, Lexie?
Lexie: Hell yeah! *Takes a cookie*
Zelda: They're my special cookies! Homemade recipe from my Grandma!
Lexie: *Spits out cookie* this is oatmeal raisin!
Zellie: So?
Lexie: Go back in the kitchen, and make chocolate chip cookies!
Zelda: But… these are special-
Lexie: Go and make me chocolate chip! Before I disembowel you!
Zelda: … *Cries while making cookies* Here…
Lexie: Mmm! So much better! What's the special ingredient?
Zelda: My tears got in those cookies…
Lexie: Which makes 'em even better!
Link: Since when did Lexie become a sick, sadistic, son of a biscuit? Wait, I have to let Navi annoy me?
Lexie: Yep! Since you called me a sick sadistic son of a biscuit, this is your revenge!
Link: NNUUUUUU!
Navi: HEYHEYHEYLOOKLISTENLOOKHEYLISTENHELLOLISTENHELLO
*5 hours later*
Link: *Dead*
Lexie: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I still love you.
Readers: O.O
(Truths) Skyward Sword Impa (the younger version): during your time in the present (when you are an old woman), did you ever interact with your future self?
Spirit Tracks Link: how did you end up being raised by Niko?
Ocarina of Time Link: which was your favorite mask transformation: Deku Scrub, Goron, Zora, Giant, or Fierce Deity?
Ocarina of Time Zelda: what was it like dressing up like a boy (I'm referring to when you disguised yourself as Sheik)?
(Dares) Midna: give Zant a royal beating for what he did to you.
Ocarina of Time Link: transform into Goron Link, then challenge Darunia to a race.
Malon: when Talon is asleep, yell in his ear "WAKE UP, YOU LAZY OAF!"
By: agarfinkel
Impa: No, because I was too busy protecting Zelda, and my older self was waiting like 200 years for the Hero, so, no.
Link: Well, he didn't really raise me, but he did say I looked like an old friend of his, and he gave me a random stampbook… well, that's what Zelda Wikipedia says.
Lexie: Curse me for not playing all the Zelda games.
Link: Well, first transforming was very painful, so Deku Scrub is out. I hated being a Goron because Gorons are fat, and I like having abs. Swimming was awesome, and I was taller, but I was some weird thing, so I guess Zora.
Lexie: Oh Link, you are so goofy. Everyone loves your abs.
Link: D:
Zelda: Well, when I was disguised as a boy, it was weird because they have some new features, and some features were also taken out.
Link: Eeeuugghh e.e
Midna: Yes! Finally! I can kick some royal *ss! *Beats up Zant*
Zant: Oww.
Tinge: Now you know how I feel!
Lexie: God, I sucked at those Goron races, so now Link is going to suck.
Link: What? *Lexie shoves mask on Link's face* AAAAHHHH *Transforms*
Fangirls: Eww, he's fat.
Link:
Darunia: Ok, let's race brother!
Link: O-ok.
Zelda: 3, 2, 1, GO!
Darunia: *Goes faster than the speed of light*
Link: O.O *Tries to catch up but falls off the cliff*
Lexie: Ouch, that sucks.
Malon: My dad is asleep still? WAKE UP, YOU LAZY OAF!
Talon: What in tarnation?
Lexie: Is that all you say when you wake up?
Talon: Yeah, that's all I say.
Lexie: I "reckon" you do. *Rolls eyes*
(Truths) Midna: What was it like to hang out in Link's shadow?
Link (skyward sword): What was it like being picked on by Groose and why didn't you hit him with the hilt?
(Dares) Zelda: confess you love for Link the kiss him for 10 seconds
Midna: think up as many insults as you can, tell them to Zant then beat him up.
By: Zelink4ever2259
Midna: It's dark.
Lexie: … Kay?
Link: Being picked on by Groose was awful. He beat me up, stole my lunch money, and gave me wedgies.
Lexie: *Snickers* Link getting wedgies.
Link: I really wanted to hit him with the hilt of my sword, but it was the academy's sword.
Lexie: So THAT'S why Eagus (guy who trains Link with sword) said to never bring the sword outside of the Sparring Hall. O.O
Zelda: I love you Link *Makes out with Link for 10 seconds*
All the fangirls of Link: o.o' But I wanna kiss him…
Link: Really? You love me?
Zelda: Maaaayyyybe. ;)
Link: *Squeals*
Lexie: Lordy, I make the pairings so confusing in this story.
Midna: Zant… Shock me. Say something intelligent.
Zant: Well-
Midna: I'm far from done.
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
You'll never be the man your mother is.
I actually had a nightmare yesterday night; I dreamt I was you.
God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy. God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you… well we all made mistakes.
You're so dumb that a parked car hit you.
You momma's so fat; she downloaded cheats for Wii Fit.
*And about a hundred more insults*
Lexie: Um, wow.
Zant: D:
Midna: Oh yeah, I almost forgot: *Kicks Zant over and over again*
Zant: Eeeeuuughhh…
Midna: It's what you get for overthrowing my kingdom.
Lexie: Great, another character that died.
(Dares) Link: crossdress for a day!
Navi: withstand Ganondorf's attacks for 1 hour!
Zant: listen to Caramelldansen for 12 hours!
Zelda: do a belly dance in front of Ganondorf!
Midna and Zelda: have an eating competition! Afterwards Ganondorf chases you both and whomever he catches first has to date him!
By: Stranger2Love
Link: Not again!
Lexie: Here's a brunette wig, a pink shirt, boyfriend jeans, and high heels! The most ridiculous outfit just for you, Link. ^.^
Link: -_-'
Ganondorf: Take this! *Shoots random magic ball from hand*
Navi: *Gets hit and has no effect*
Ganny: Huh? *Throws 100 more*
Lexie: Ganondorf, remember the final battle between you and Link?
Ganonpoop: Yeah?
Lexie: Navi was invincible to your attacks. Actually, she's invincible in general.
Ganonpork: … How?
Lexie: I ask myself the same question.
Zant: I just watched twelve hours of Caramelldansen, and I love it! *Starts singing and dancing it by heart*
Lexie: That's kinda impressive. It's not even in English.
Zelda: An eating contest? I'm royalty and bigger, I've eaten a lot more.
Midna: Crap.
Lexie: OK, here's two big plates of hotdogs. Ready, set, go!
Midna: *Eats one hotdog*
Zelda: *Eats all 10 hotdogs*
Link: O.O
Lexie: Dayum.
Ganon: Come here princesses!
Midna: Uh oh. *Disappears*
Zelda: I can't run away! I ate too many hotdogs!
Ganon: *Touches Zellie on the shoulder* Tag! :D
Zelda: Noooooooo!
(Truths) Link: What do you have to say about all the love that you are receiving?
Link: How many ribs do you think you would've broken if you accepted that Goron hug in OoT?
Link: How long did it take YOU to beat the Water Temple?
Link: On a scale from 1-10, how difficult was it to carry Princess Ruto in OoT?
(Dares) Talon: Say "WHAT IN TARNATION!" repeatedly until someone tazes you
Impa: Chug down ten bottles of Lon Lon Milk.
Tingle: Try to sell your maps to Jim (the bomber), make them overpriced, and see how he reacts!
Fork-in-your-pork: Kiss all the girls in the room (Lexie not included unless you want to).
Link: You know those zombie guys in OoT? REVENGE! REVENGE! REVENGE!
Saria: You are the better green! KILL SHREK!
Navi and Fi: Battle the owl in OoT and MM (forgot his name).
Baconpork: Let Biggoron sit on you, then let him slap you with the Biggoron Sword!
By: Spudly777
Link: … What love? *Ba dum tssh* Thanks Lexie!
Lexie: *Holds drumsticks* Yup!
Link: Hmm… probably all my ribs. I mean, a Goron is weighed around 800 pounds, so…
Lexie: So what about the Water Temple?
Link: The Water Temple made me sit in a fetal position and cry for 20 minutes. And that room before entering the boss door… So. Many. Cuts. On my. Legs.
Lexie: Ouch.
Link: And even though Ruto wasn't heavy at the time, she kept on saying that I would leave her even though I left to the next room. Also, I HAD to carry her, so I couldn't use my sword. So I say 11.
Ruto: Say what? I thought you loved carrying me!
Lexie: Keep on dreaming princess.
Talon: *Clears throat* WHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATIONWHATINTARNATION-
Lexie: AAAHHH! *Repeatedly tazes Talon*
Malon: Dad!
Everyone else: *shrugs like nothing happened*
Malon: Hmmph! If I tazed YOUR Dad, won't you be upset?
Lexie: She's gotta point.
Impa: Ok, here we go. *Drinks two*
Lexie: Think she could actually do it?
Link: No, drinking too much can hurt you…
Impa: *Drinks four more*
Everyone: Go Impa go! Go Impa go!
Impa: *Drinks the rest* Ahh, so refreshing.
Lexie: Wow, and not a single joke.
Impa: Oh man, now it feels like I drank a bottle of ipecac.
Lexie: Aaaand there it is.
Impa: Be right back…
Tingle: Hello Jim! Would you like a map of Clock Town for only 200 rupees?
Jim: … But I live here…
Tingle: … *Gives Jim map, steals his 200 rupees and runs away*
Lexie: O.O TIIINGLLLEEEEE! *Chases him down* that's illegal!
Link: … Fork-in-your-pork?
Ganon: Yeah, I dunno. Anyways… *Rubs hands together evilly*
All girls: Nooo! *All gets a kiss from Ganon, half of them slaps him in the face*
Lexie: Ok, I gave Jim his money back and drowned Tingle. What did I miss?
Link: A kiss from ganon…
Lexie: No.
Ganon:
Lexie: Ok, next dare. *Spawns 100 ReDeads*
Link: Oh yes, these humping ReDeads and Gibdos will BURN! *Uses Din's Fire on all of them*
ReDeads: Eeeegghhh *Dies*
Lexie: YES! Now I can finally make those Shrek jokes! Ya'll know what I'm talking about, readers. ;)
Readers: Oh no…
Lexie: *Releases Shrek* Saria... Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.
Saria: I will kill you, Shrek! With my awesome… err… Sage power?
Shrek: RAWR!
Lexie: And the fight begins!
Saria: *Throws punches*
Shrek: Ahh! My face!
Saria: *Turns like super Sonic* I will kill you!
Shrek: NOOOOOOOO! *Gets punched and flies away*
Lexie: It's all ogre now. Just remember Saria… I pray to myself every night saying: Shrek is love… Shrek is life.
Everyone: -_-
Navi: I have to fight Kaepora Gaepora? But… I'm so small.
Fi: I got you Navi.
Lexie: I wonder if there's Fi x Navi shippers…
Navi: Die you big stupid bird! *Picks a feather off*
KG: …
Fi: I'll use my… magic, I guess, to kill you! Because apparently you're annoying too! *Fires magic*
KG: …*Picks Navi up with his talons and flies away*
FI: Navi!
Everyone else: Oh well.
Ganon: Ok Baconpork? Seriously?! What's with these names?
Lexie: I dunno, just do your dare!
Ganon: But-
Lexie: *Glares*
Ganon: Fine… Come here Biggoron…
Biggoron: OOOOHHHHH! I CAAAAAAN SSSSIIIIIT FIIIIINAAAAAALLLYYYYY! *Squashes Ganon*
Ganon: *Muffled screaming*
Biggoron: *Sits up*
Lexie: Wow, you look like a big green and red pancake. And I don't think I've ever seen a bone go through someone's nostril like that before.
Ganon: *Starts crying*
Biggoron: LIIIIIIINNNNNK, CAAAANN III BOOORRROOOWWW YOOUUURRR SWWOOOORRRD?
Link: Yup. *Hands him Biggoron sword*
Biggoron: THAAAAANNNK YOOOOUUUUU. AAAANNYYYOOONEEE WAAANT AA SLLIIIICEEE OOOOFF GAAAANOONPIIIIEEE?
Lexie: O.O Eh, no thanks.
Biggoron: MOOOOORRREEE FOOOORRRR MMMEEEEEE THEEEEEENN. *Cuts Ganon like pizza*
Lexie: Good thing these are fictional characters and can come back to life… I'm still scarred for life though, my poor readers.
Readers: *Hides in a corner*
(Dares) Ganondork: Be used as a target for paintball.
Malon: Throw pies at Zelda with your own surprise.
By: mystery teen
Ganon: Wait, a target?
Lexie: WAAHH! Oh, you're alive. *Loads paintball gun* you better run, Ganonpork.
Ganon: O.O' *Gets hit by like a million paintballs*
Link: Hah! You're covered in all different colors!
Ganon: Shut up! It hurts when these pelt you!
Malon: What's with mystery teen and me throwing stuff at people?
Lexie: I have no idea.
Malon: Well then… TAKE THIS! *Throws pies at Zelda*
Zelda: My dress!
Malon: And some confetti, too! *Shoots Zelda with confetti cannon*
Lexie: You look like you just came from Party City.
Zelda:
(Truths) Midna: Are you a lesbian? If so, which girl do you like?
OoT/MM Link: After all that time traveling, what age are you?
(Dares) Malon: Sing 'A Thousand Miles' by Venessa Carlton
Saria: Play backup on your ocarina.
Link: Put on the Zora mask and back Malon up with guitar.
G-dork and Tingle: Have a fight to the death without magic, and the winner gets to be run through with the Fierce Deity's blade.
By: pikatwins234
Midna: I'm actually bi.
Lexie: Yeah, you seem like it. So, who's your woman crush?
Midna: Well, you know… Zelda...
Zelda: Huh?
Lexie: We all saw this coming.
Link: Umm… uh… I actually don't know. Going back in time, and being an adult trapped in a kid's body, then there's the whole turning time back three days in Majora's mask. I dunno if I were still growing by going back in time, or… um… yeah.
Lexie: … Nintendo made this age thing WAY too confusing.
Link: *Crosses arms* Tell me about it.
Malon: Oooh! My favorite song!
Lexie: How do you even know…? Ugh, nevermind… *Starts playing intro on piano*
Saria: *Starts playing ocarina*
Malon: Making my way down town,
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound.
Lexie: *Head shake*
Malon: And I need you…
Lexie: *Head shake*
Malon: And I miss you.
Lexie: *Head shake… again*
Malon: And now I woooonnndeeerr…
Link: *Starts playing guitar off key*
Lexie: *Glares at Link* you messed it up!
Link: I'm sorry! I can only play like one song on this stupid thing!
Tingle: But… I don't fight…
Ganon: Hehehe… *Pounds Tingle*
Lexie: Well this turned out kinda lame.
Link: *Sigh* I'll miss you, Fierce Diety's blade of doom… *Gives it to Ganon, but still holding on to it*
Ganon: Give it to me!
Link: I… can't… I love it too much.
Lexie: *Facepalm* this is why we can't have nice things, folks.
(Dares) Ganondorf: FINALLY EXACT YOUR REVENGE! You get to beat up everyone else this time!
Toon Link: Zelda stole your Wind Waker in Hyrule warriors! Get her!
Link: Get locked in a closet with only Zelda CDI as a source of entertainment.
Yuga and Ghiriham: HAVE AN EPIC FABULOUSNESS CONTEST!
Tetra: I have used my epic powers to cast a mind control spell on Link! You now have complete control over him!
Everyone: Here is the Triforce!
By: megakirbyfan
Link: Oh… crap…
Ganon: *Rubs hands evilly together*
Lexie: I can't watch. *Leaves room*
*5 minutes later*
Lexie: *Comes back in room* Oh my goddess!
Link: HALP!
Zelda: I can't feel my arm!
Navi: Where are my wings…
Lexie: O.O Ganon!
Ganonwig: *Evilly laughs*
Toon Link: Give me back my Wind Waker! You don't even know how to use it!
Zelda: *Plays Wind's Requiem with troll face*
Toon Link: Oh fu- *Gets blown away*
Lexie: And then everyone suddenly isn't hurt anymore. Yeah, good going flower12232.
Flower12232: Are you insulting me?
Lexie: Aaaand now we are talking to ourselves… how pathetic.
Flower12232: No, I'm not pathetic!
Lexie: Yes.
Flower12232: No.
Lexie: Yes.
Everyone: o.o Lexie? R u ok m8?
Lexie: Ok fine, let's just do the next dare.
Link: Hmm… I wonder what we're doing- *Gets pushed in closet by Lexie*
Lexie: Here's some entertainment! *Throws CDI and NES*
Link: OW! The Wand of Gamelon hit my face!
Ghirahim: A fabulous cntest? We all know who's going to win here. And who's this Yuga anyways?
Yuga: *Walks in through the door like a supermodel* So you're Ghirahim? *Hair flip*
Everyone: :O
Ghirahim: Umm… yes…
Link: I like the rainbow staff!
Ghirahim: *Punches Link*
Link: *Cries*
Lexie: Ok Yuga, show me what you got!
Yuga: *Transforms himself as a painting then back to human self* See if you can beat THAT!
Ghirahim: Well, ok. *Hair flip and takes off cape* *Does different poses and does his weird tongue thing*
Lexie: *Nods in approval*
Ghirahim: *Does that ritual dance* Huh hoo huh hoo huh HUUUH!
Everyone: *Claps*
Lexie: And the winner is… Ghirahim!
Yuga: *Crosses arms* This isn't over yet! *Runs away crying*
Lexie: Ok Ghirahim, do your Hyrule Warriors pose! I'll take a pictograph and give it to you as an award so you can… look at yourself?
Ghirahim: Ah yes, always what I wanted. A picture of myself.
Toon Link: *Suddenly turns robotic like* I will do anything for you, Master.
Tetra: Hmmm… Come with me Link.
Toon Link: Yes Master.
*10 minutes later*
Lexie: O.O What did you guys do?
Tetra: I found a baseball bat and told him to hit himself on top of the head one hundred times. *Grins evilly*
Lexie: Wow, you really think like me!
Tetra: Well, you made like this, so-
Link: TRIFORCE!
Ganon: WHERE?
Zelda: It's over there!
Tetra: What- *Gets trampled by everyone*
Tingle: It's mine!
Fi: Master, it is necessary that I should have ultimate power.
Impa: Back up fools! Zelda needs it!
Navi: I NEED it! I'm too small!
Lexie: GUYS!
Everyone: *Stops and turns to Lexie*
Lexie: Whoever gets this ball first will win. *Throws it super far*
Everyone: *Tramples each other to get the ball*
Lexie: Hehehe… *Takes the Triforce*
Cliffhangers are great…
Ehh, sorry this took so long, I was gone all weekend, and it was due on Saturday, but I have it up now! ^.^ Thanks for reading, and A MILLION THANKS for being so patient! You all get free hugs! *Opens arms* No? Ok…
I GOT HYRULE WARRIORS AND IT'S AWESOME! BGUJIUHGYAESRDTFYGUHIJKFTY I'M SO HAPPY OMG!