Angel Eyes For a Demon Guy
Kenshin: Another redo, because this chapter stinks.
Zeke: You only did this because someone was pissed off with this chapter and complained in the goddamn reviews! Can I kill him?
Kenshin: First you have to find him, then you have to actually kill him. Then you need to etither bury the body, or eat it.
Zeke: Forget it. Too much work. Besides, I can't do it without you knowing it. Anyway, on with the damn thing!
Naruto and Tenten: Thank you!
Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto. If I did I would put samurais in it.
Chapter 7: Chunin Challenge
Neji smirked as he left. Naruto had a determined look on hi face, when Tenten pulled him closer. "Please be careful. Neji is very strong."
She gave one kiss before she let him go as her team went for upstairs. The rest of Team seven, except Haku, looked at Naruto in awe. Sakura stared at him. "How the hell does a girl like her like the worst example of a freak?!"
Naruto flinched at her comment and continued upstairs. Sasuke turned to her. "You should be ashamed of yourself. How can you talk about his lovelife when yours suck more than anteaters on crack?" Sakura gasped at what he said. "What does that mean Sasuke-kun?" Sasuke walked up the stairs, saying something that shocked her to her very soul.
"You make me sick."
She stayed quiet the whole time as they walked up the stairs into a room full of genin from not only Konoha, but the mist and sand village as well. One of them has a wrapped up thing on his back. He was standing next to a girl with a board on her back and a guy with racccoon like eyes and a gourd on his back. As Naruto entered the room, as well as Haku, Sasuke, and Sakura, the gourd guy stared closely at Naruto, Sasuke and Haku. Most of the guys there were in love with Haku.
The girl turns to him. "What's wrong Gaara?" asked the female. Gaara turned towards her. "Those three, are the strongest ones here, after me."
The other one next to him looked at team seven. "Who? You mean the cute girl and the two guys? I don't believe you." Gaara glared at him evilly, but the girl got in the middle of both of them. "Kankuro, go check them out." She asked, curious as to how someone peaked Gaara's interest. "Why can't you? Oh fine, I'll do it Temari."
Kankuro goes to check them, and sees Haku's beauty up close. "What a lovely face! How would you like to go out some time?" Haku smiles, then grows a michievous grin."That's very nice of you, but I'm a guy." The whole room was taken back after he spoke those words, then stared at him closely.
"WHAT!!!?"
"Yeah. See?" Haku said, as he dropped his pants to reveal his boxers. All the guys were flying back in disgust towards themselves and him while some girls were staring at it. Naruto and Sasuke and pretty much anyone serious didn't look at him and turned away. Just as he was zipping up his pants, someone came before them. He had glasses, silver hair like Kakashi and the Konoha headband on. "You people are very loud, you know?"
"Who the hell are you?" asked Sasuke, eying him closely. Mr. Gin looked at the Uchiha, then at Naruto and Haku. "You can call me Kabuto, that's all. I just came by to check out this year's Rookies."
"Let me guess, you've failed this thing a couple of times?" asked Sakura, searching across the room. "7th time now. But throughout all the number of times I've failed, I've gained a lot of info on a lot of people. I even got some stuff on you guys." Kabuto stated. 'This guy must know stuff on even him.' thought Sasuke, while trying to get Sakura off of him.
"Let's put your knowledge to the test: Tell me everything you know on Haku." said Sasuke just like that, gaining a lot of looks at him from the people surrounding him. Kabuto pushed his specs to his face, then pulled out a card showing the ice master himself. Haku looked at his card, and was quite curious as to how he found this out.
"Haku. He has no surname, nor a family. He was born with the looks of a lovely girl, but is a boy nontheless. I assume he gets called a girl alot." Kabuto states, as he stares at said boy. Haku only 'hmmp' then sat his back on a wall. "Urusai! I don't need people knowing about my life!"
'Moody.' "Anyway, he is said to be the last surviving member of his deseased clan, a clan of people that are skilled in the use of Hyoton. It is said to be a powerful bloodline that enhances the speed of the person, and power over wind and water chakra, creating ice. It is said that Zabuza found and took care of him the rest of after he was left to die." thought and said Kabuto. "I don't know why you're here though..."
"Me and Zabuza-sa-I mean Zabuza were both hired by a fool named Gato to face off again Naruto and his team cell when they were on a mission." Continued Haku, gaining the attention of everyone. "I won't say anymore, so you can go gather info about that..." Haku then left, dragging his team with him. Naruto felt a bit worried about him. 'So that's what he meant. He really is like me.'
Just then, five ninjas flashed into the room, with one standing out the most. He had a blue version of the special jonin clothing, with a bandana over his skull. "Alright you maggots! You can call me Morino Ibiki, but for now I am your worse nightmare!! It's time for the Exams. Part 1, the written test, begins!"
"Written? Damn, I suck at this sort of stuff." complained Naruto.
After doing the test, which Tenten cheated on to help Naruto with, they went to the field, being escorted by a very loud jounin named Mitarashi Anko. "Alright you geeks, time for you to enter the forest of death! I will give you one, and only one warning:You enter here, you are liable to die." Naruto smirked and taunted her words.
"So? When we became genin we accepted that risk! How will this be any different?"
Anko looked back at him."Don't be so confident." She threw a kunai at him, in which he dodged like it was nothing. He then pulls out his black nodachi and pointed behind him. I would like to fight you, but this isn't a good time, as we got a test now." The blade pointed at her neck. She moved it aside and walked past him.
"You got spunk! I like that. Now, go to the booths and receive a scroll. You will spend a total of five days maximum there looking for the others scroll. You have to get to the tower by the time limit with both an Earth and a Heaven scroll to pass. All that said, go at it!" Anko said, heading for the front of the gate.
After receiving a scroll, Naruto and the rest of team waited next to their gate, waiting for the call. Tenten came by, and pulled him away for a sec. They stood next to a tree.
"Naru-kun, I-" She began, but Naruto kissed her to stop her speech. "Ten-chan, you don't have to worry about me. If I'm gonna become Hokage, I'm gonna need to go through hard stuff like this." He said, giving her a rare fox grin.
She looked at his, tears about to flood in. "Naru-kun, Do me one favor: promise you'll return to me, safely." He stared into her chocolate eyes for a sec.
"Don't worry, I'll return to you." He gave her one last kiss on the lips before they departed to their teams.
Sakura looked at him. "You told your girlfriend to be careful?" Naruto just glared at her in the same way Sasuke did earlier. "What's it to you? Why do you care about my life?"
Sakura turned away. "Well-" A whistle could be heard, signalling the start of the exams. The gates flew open, and stopping her speech. As it whistled out, every team ran straight in.
After a few hours of jumping, team seven found themselves next to a tree, in a pitch of darkness. "This is stupid. Where are we gonna find an Earth scroll?" Complained Naruto, drawing on the ground in boredom. Sasuke searched the area with his Sharingan, but didn't find anything. "I don't know. Maybe we should split up and go look for weak teams." He said in defeat.
Sakura only sighed, thinking that they're smart enough to think of such an easy thing, but didn't agree along with the others. "Hmm. Pointless. Let's just put ourselves in danger and ambush them?" As the two of them just nodded, Haku was just squinting his legs together, holding his crotch. "Anyone gotta go to the bathroom?"
They all looked back at him, and agreed. They each wet ther seperate ways to piss. Naruto was about done, when someone comes before him. He holds a knife to his face. "You will take me to your friends. I have something to say." Since he could easily split him in two later on Naruto just went with it and took him to the spot and waited for everyone to return, which they do.
Sasuke was the first to notice he was captured. "Hey idiot, you got caught already?" Naruto only scuffed at him. "As if! He just has something to tell us."
The ninja smirked evily. "More like you. One of your friends has been kidnapped, and is being impersonated by my friend. And if you want to save their life, you must either choose who they are and kill them, or hand over your scroll."
End Chapter