"what is it deidara?"
he sighed again and walked over to you.
"lets just get some dinner, shall we?"
he held out his hand to you and smiled. you were frozen still for a moment. something about him made your heart skip a beat, made you dizzy, scared, and excited all at the same time. you quickly shoock your head and walked infront of him. you guys walked over to the stairs and walked quietly up them. when you got to the top, you instantly froze. you put your hand over your nose to block out the burning smell comming from the kitchen. you looked at diedara who was mimicking you quiet well, then ran to the source of the stench. there, your worst fears were comfumed. it was itachi and kisae, satnding over the stove trying to cook something. you looked out over to the dinningroom to the others.
"hey guys, what are you eating?"
your face grew like a rotton pea left out in the sun at the bad smell. you looked at the plates of cooked sunk and rotton fish that hidan caught who knows how many months ago? you sighed and walked over to the kitchen and shooshed the two disaster makers out of there.
"i'm making dinner."
with that, the guys got up and threw away their "dinners" without a word. you made some steak and baked potatoes with chees over some of them, corn, cheese bread, and carrots. it took you all of 55 minutes to make edible food.
"there."
you set the rest of the food and smiled at your work.
"all right guys, come on in!"
there were three tables today instead of two because zetsu's bloody meals made some of you puke, so zetsu had his meal all set. hidan came in and sat at one end of the brown table, kakazu next to his right, kisame next to kakazu and itachi next to kisame. you sat at the white table with deidara next to you on your left, tobi next to him, pein next to tobi, and konan was squeezed inbetween you and pein. it was a nice and quiet dinner, until 2 minutes after everyone was sat down.
"emma-chan? can tobi have another steak? potato? more corn?"
deidara was just about to bend the fork he was holding just by looking at it. the handel though, most likely wouldn't live to see another meal.
"more rice?"
that did it.
"tobi you IDIOT! SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE ENOUGH ON YOUR PLATE! AND THERE IS NO RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
tobi was slacked back in his chair like a little boy who was caught with his hand in the cookie jar just before dinner. he looked up and deidara. you had your steak almost in your mouth by now, the smell making your mouth water.
"MORE CANDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!"
diedara got up with so much force that he almost knocked the table over. you lost your fork trying to save everyones plates. after that attempt, which was successful, you sighed and closed your eyes. you opened you eyes to begin to eat when you realized that, your plate was.....................MISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you looked al over for it in a despreate attempt to see it safe, all its contents safe as well. but, no. you found it on hidan's head. he was covered in food. although you were mad, it was funny to see the jashiist covered like that. you looked away and covered your mouth to stop from laughing like a nut.
"hey?"
hidan looked right at you.
"what's so funny? huh?"
attempt failed. you burst out laughing. he got up and went to attack you when a loud screaming came from right next to you. there was tobi being strangled by deidara agian. you stood up and hit deidara over the head with a fist.
"maybe you should shut your hole for once."
everyone burst out laughing, even pein. after a few moments of non-stop laughing, pein cleared his throught. you all looked at him for a few moments.
"emma, i would like it if you were to stay with hidan and kakazu for now."
"what?! why??????"
if there was one thing that you didn't want, it was to stay with a mad man mad for money and a joshinist that drove you crazy! you looked at pein and noticed a look in his eyes. it was one of worry. you looked down, not wanting him to get mad at you. you noded your head. things were getting really really really weird, and to be honest, it scared you.
*now what? demons are after me. all for some jewel that i posses? why? why me? what am i going to do?*