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"Hathaway! Belikov! This is a public area and you are on DUTY!"

Dimitri and I jumped apart to see a fast approaching Hans moving towards us. Dimitri took a step so he was next to me and put his arm loosely around me, only later I realised it was to stop me from punching him.

"This is entirely unacceptable behaviour for two guardians on duty and I-"

" We actually just ended our shift if you bothered to check." After a quick squeeze from Dimitri I added disgruntled. "Sir."

After a quick check to his watch which confirmed we had actually gotten off 10 minutes ago he took a breath and then began to lecture. Again.

" Still it is unacceptable for two guardians to be plastering yourselves on the wall, doing heavens knows what, in full view of everyone."

Here I lost my temper, ok, ok I probably lost it as soon as he interrupted us but still this was now a verbal losing it.

" If you don't mind, I think we should have every right to display our affection in view of others. We all know the moroi do it, and in much more crowded corridors, with a lot less on. So unless you feel like being classified as a racist bigot I suggest-"

Here Dimitri cut me off, by dragging me to his side and placing gentle pressure against my shoulder.

" I think what Rose meant to say, Sir, was that we will not be giving such as you say 'public' displays again."

Here I gained control of myself again, and added " Dimitri really isn't big on these things and it was just me-"

"Attacking me in the corridor."Dimitri interrupted.

"Giving him a gentle kiss" My sharp adjustment of Dimitri's words was joined with a quick elbow in his ribs. " When you found us."

"You two just need to control yourselves and I'm sure we can have a very pleasant working relationship."

"Of course, Sir."

"Okay Hansy- Sir, I mean Sir, we totally agree." Not, I added under my breath.

Hans stalked back down the corridor, and Dimitri took my hand and guided me down the corridor in the opposite direction.

"Roza?"

"Yeah."

"What did you nearly call Hans?"

"Hansy Boy. You really have to stop me Dimitri, I'm really worried." His crinkled brow indicated I had not explained clearly enough so I reiterated my explanation.

" I nearly called him Hansy Boy, just like Stanny Boy. He's turning into Stan in my mind."

"And why is that so bad, my Roza?"

"Because I'm already planning how to dump a bucket of water on his head. I don't need to be fired in my first year, just because he's got an uncanny resemblance to the grommet who was STAN."

And Dimitri laughed the rest of the way home.