Eavesdropping Only Leads to Trouble

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I'm too poor for that.

I also don't own: A ping pong table. Sadly…

"Who's that?" Ino asked going over to stand by Sasuke.

"What?" He asked looking up from what he was doing to her.

"Who's that?" She repeated pointing towards a girl.

Sasuke looked at her. A girl with long brown hair, brown eyes, and a pretty face was talking to Naruto.

He somehow knew he was glaring though he couldn't figure out why. Naruto was on his "people to kill before senility" list and yet he was glaring daggers at the girl talking to him with one thought stringing in his mind: "My. Dobe."

No way was he jealous over this. He hated Naruto! The stupid blonde was always hitting on him; he fucking kissed him during a play for crying out loud! The bastard had to die and yet he was feeling jealous cause some stupid girl was flirting with him.

She advanced slightly and….Sasuke swore he saw red when he saw her kiss him.

Naruto for his part was completely confused about what exactly was going on. This girl was kissing him, and sure he's been kissed before, but he still liked men. Beyond that he hadn't even known she was flirting previously…although now it was a bit obvious. So he pushed her gently away just cause she was a girl and gave a nervous smile.

"Really sorry and all, but uh…my heart belongs to Sasuke-teme y'know." He informed her nervously.

"Who?" She asked sweetly.

"Uh…" Naruto was thrown off for a moment before looking over at him.

She did the same and her eyes narrowed at him. Sasuke only raised an eyebrow but he also looked rather pissed.

"Him?" She asked.

"Uh…yea…" Before Naruto finished she walked away and over to where he was. Naruto chased after her feeling more then a little confused.

"And you would be Sasuke?" She asked him.

Sasuke's glare deepened. "Why would that matter?"

"Fine, how about I fight you over him."

Sasuke's anger lifted for a moment to be replaced with confusion. "Fight you over whom?" He asked.

"Your boyfriend, Naruto of course."

"Boyfriend?" He asked turning a glare on Naruto. "What the hell, Dobe?"

"I…yea! Boyfriend!" He laughed oh-so-nervously. "Cause we're dating…"

"So I'll fight you and Naruto can decide whether or not you're really worthy of him." She suggested.

"Hold on a moment." Sasuke began. "I'm not getting in a fight with a girl over…"

"I'm a boy." She/he interrupted.

Sasuke paused confused again.

"WHAT?" Both he and Naruto exclaimed.

"I'm a boy. My name is Haku."

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other then back at her/him.

"Why are you wearing the girl's uniform?" Sasuke demanded.

"Better yet, why do you look and talk and act like a girl?" Naruto added feeling creeped.

"I feel more comfortable this way." She/he replied.

Silence. Neither of the two boys (who were dressed like boys) had any words to say about this.

"I don't believe it." Naruto commented. "You can't possibly be a guy…"

She/he dropped his/her skirt revealing a not so female private area. "Does that answer your question?" He asked. "Now, Sasuke, we were going to fight." He added pulling his skirt back up.

Sasuke felt completely lost right now. He had absolutely no idea what was going on. "Wait…" before he could finish his thought he'd been punched rather hard in the nose.

"Sasuke!" Naruto exclaimed going over to help as he'd noticed the back of Sasuke's head his a locker.

"Ow…" Sasuke commented. For the first time in his life and what he guessed wasn't the last as long as Naruto was there, Sasuke had decided his brain was dead or at the very least in a comma.

"How pitiful." Haku commented.

Sasuke blinked a couple times trying his hardest to revive his brain. Ah, the gears were starting to work again. "Hey, I didn't say I'd fight…" He was hit again before he'd finished and…there goes the small bit of patience Sasuke had. It was back to seeing red.

Sasuke caught the fist this time. "Quit it! Look, I'm not fighting you over Naruto! I'm not dating the stupid, Dobe. But if I was, he wouldn't leave me for you however the outcome."

"What makes you so sure?" SheHE! asked.

Sasuke smirked pushing…it…away from him as to avoid another punch. "Because I don't let things go easily." He replied. "And if I did, I would make sure they fall on their asses for wanting to leave in the first place."

Naruto smirked a little. "I told you my heart belongs to him."

Sasuke gave him a sideways glance/glare.

"Oi! What the hell is going on here?" Tsunade asked. Boy did she have tact.

"Sasuke just got beat up by a chick." Zaku informed her somewhat memorized and jealous. Damn he wanted to beat up Sasuke!

"I'M A BOY!" Haku exclaimed.

"You are?" Tsunade asked. "Uh, nevermind. Um…Haku come with me and Sasuke…" She looked at him and he looked like he'd just gotten beat up by a girl. "Um…Naruto do you mind taking Sasuke to the nurse's office for now."

Naruto sm'iled brightly. "Of course not! Because Teme's heart belongs to me now!"

"I never said that!" Sasuke objected.

"You fought for me! An actions worth a million words!"

"It's supposed to be picture, Baka!"

"You still love me!"

"I do not!"

"Sasu loves me!"

"GO DIE!"

"Sasuke!"

Said Uchiha was brought back from his flashback by the last person on Earth he wanted to see right now.

Naruto reeled back having finally caught his attention. "Uh, hey there, welcome back to the planet."

"Hn." He responded in that special Sasuke way. Don't hit him. Don't hit him! He looked back at what he'd previously been staring at. His flashback being brought upon by that stupid person! He wasn't jealous! He couldn't be! He didn't run off to go to college in Oto, work for his Father for two horrible years, live with Obito and be subjected to his psycho friends just to be made jealous by Naruto's new…(cough, cough) boyfriend.

The new object of Sasuke's hate had joined them up on the porch where they were watching the ping pong tournament which was now the ultimate battle between Tenten and Kiba.

"Hey there. Finally decide to join us?" Naruto asked.

Sai smiled at him and Sasuke decided he really hated him. That was a stupid ass fake smile and had to die! If you are going to smile at Naruto, then you fucking smile! You never give Naruto a fake smile, he was way better then a fake…He did a facepalm. No fucking way was this happening to him.

"Told ya so." Suigetsu whispered just before dodging Sasuke's frustrated swat at his head.

"Sorry, there was a huge wreck and we were the closets hospital. I got stuck there all night." He replied.

"I noticed." Naruto grumbled.

"I thought you weren't trying to sound like a housewife?"

Oh? So they were having relationship issues?

"Sai!" Sakura exclaimed. "I haven't seen you at all yet."

"Sorry." He replied.

"Eh, no biggie. Hey I don't think you've met Sasuke yet either!"

Naruto's eyes widened and he felt his nose literally flare. What was she attempting? No way was this going to end well. Then again Naruto has been expecting a fight that hasn't yet happened.

"Sasuke-kun!" She pulled the reluctant Uchiha from his seat and he didn't bother complaining.

Naruto couldn't see any emotion at all on his face which meant he was probably annoyed.

"Sasuke-kun this is Sai, I told you about his yesterday, and Sai, this is Sasuke. Naruto's ex-boyfriend."

Silence. Did she really just drop that bomb shell with a friendly voice and a smile? She wanted a nice easy wedding yet she was acting like she wanted a fight.

Sasuke glanced at her for a moment before sighing. She was a manipulative little thing. He looked back at Sai and raised an eyebrow. Black hair, black eyes, pale skin…huh. Naruto must be into that kid of guy. Sai was staring at him emotionless although Sasuke guessed he was either trying to figure out Sakura's odd behavior or was just pissed about being this close to his boyfriend's ex. That and Naruto had previously been within two feet of Sasuke. Possessive much?

"Hello." Sai greeted with another fake smile that pissed Sasuke off greatly.

Sasuke just nodded a little but didn't say anything for fear he'd say something harsh. He didn't mind saying something mean, just that Sakura would kill him. He thinks. He's not sure anymore.

"So would I be right in guessing that Sai would be the uke of your relationship?" Suigetsu asked.

"Do you have shame?" Naruto asked him trying to figure out how he was Sasuke's friend.

Sasuke sighed and turned away from them. "I'm going inside."

Sakura glanced at Ino who mouthed the words "I told you so" before rolling her eyes and heading inside after him.

Naruto left the bathroom and walked towards the backyard to check the score.

"So what about him?" Sakura asked.

He paused and peeked into the kitchen. There sat Sasuke and Sakura. He went off and hid behind the wall intending to eavesdrop.

"Nothing." Sasuke replied.

"'Nothing' he says." She repeated. "C'mon, you can tell me."

"Tell you what? Sakura…"

"Are you in love with him?"

"What? No. I'm not. Defiantly not…"

"Alright, alright I believe you. It's just...y'know."

He sighed. "I don't really know what it is. I just don't like seeing him with someone else."

Naruto looked out the window panicking for a moment. Were they talking about him? What'd he…He caught sight of Suigetsu talking with Temari who was obviously flirting with him.

"I haven't dated anyone since I've known him…"

Naruto quickly walked away and out the door. No way was he going to listen to that. So Sasuke liked…Suigetsu?

A/N: Oh my gosh! Is it already chapter 7? I hadn't even noticed I'd gotten this far. I'm so happy! Why do I feel like I just won an award? Also I realized I hadn't made it all to clear or warned anyone and someone pointed this out to me, but this is NaruSasu, not SasuNaru. And yes it has a minimal amount of NaruSai in it. Sorry if you got confused because of my little brain fart.

Also I felt like announcing the couples for this story cause I failed and haven't done that yet. I hadn't really decided completely before but I got it now so here ya go: NaruSasu (kawaii), NaruSai (heheh), SaiHaku (lolwut), SuiTema (I think they're perfect for each other), KibaSaku (also kawaii), ShikaIno (OMG CANON!), GaaHina (tee-hee! The perfect contradiction), JuuKarin (the couch), KankuTen (um…), & KakaObi (small mentionings but they're adorable aren't they?)

Anyway, here's Chapter 7 uploaded and complete! Hope to see you next chapter!

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