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Enderfalls: Yeah, I got a story from both: once we were in Epcot from Disney World in the Mexico part ordering lunch, my father was just arriving at the table and my baby sister banged that thing where you put food (I forget, okay?!) and all the food fell to the floor. My poor father had to eat in the Egypt or Germany part... not sure.
Lilyfire: No worries, I knew it was you :) And that rule is horrible and unfair D:
Pielad (guest): Yeah, I'll probably do Brazil :)
(Sandstorm, Leafpool, Squirrelflight and Ferncloud are dancing like Egyptians)
Sandstorm: (singing horribly) AND THAT'S HOW I'LL GET YOUR... LOVE!
Ferncloud: No, no, Sandstorm. It's like this: (in Egyptian song tune) dududururududududurururu, dududururududududurururu!
Sandstorm: Okay.
Sandstorm, Leafpool, Squirrelflight and Ferncloud: (in Egyptian song tune; dancing) dududururududududurururu, dududururududududurururu, dududururududududurururu, dududururududududurururu, dududururududududurururu!
Lionblazepaw: (arriving from the bathroom) Why are you singing and dancing that stupid song?
Leafpool: Because we're going to Egypt!
Squirrelflight: (sniffs Lionblazepaw) EWW! (faints)
Sandstorm: What? (sniffs Lionblazepaw) EWW! (faints)
Ferncloud: (sniffs Lionblazepaw) GOODBYE LEAFPOOL! I ALWAYS WANTED YOU AS A MATE! (faints)
Leafpool: That was random.
Lionblazepaw: It's the craziness taking over.
Leafpool: (sniffs Lionblazepaw) THE CRAZINESS IS CRAZY! (faints)
Lionblazepaw: I don't smell that bad! (sniffs himself) On second thought... (faints)
Kit-Katheart: (on microphone) EVERYONE! WE ARE JUST NOW CRASH-LANDING TO RAID THE GREAT PYRAMID!
Everyone: YAY!
Kit-Katheart: I repeat: WE ARE GOING TO CRASH INTO THE GREAT PYRAMID!
Everyone: Oh. (pause) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(they crash into the Great Pyramid)
Kit-Katheart: WE ARE INSIDE A PYRAMID WITH DUST AND MUMMIES AND- AND-!
CSIpelt: Chillax, Kit-Kat. It's a bit of adventure!
Kit-Katheart: NO! IT IS HORROR! I WON'T MOVE FROM HERE!
(everyone stares at Piesong)
Piesong: (-_-) Fine. I'll stay.
(everyone cheers; they go to another passage)
Piesong: Did you know that Egyptians got the brain out of the mummies by putting a stick on their nose and getting the brain out?
Kit-Katheart: What- wait, gross! (throws up)
Piesong: Told ya so!
(Piesong begins moving around the room)
Piesong: Look! It says this is a fountain that makes you be younger! But it would be like going to be a kit again.
Kit-Katheart: Throw yourself inside then, I can do without ya.
Piesong: Nah, I want to see what other things there are. Oooh! A mummy's curse!
Kit-Katheart: Don't read that! It could be real!
Piesong: (reading; in Arabic) سوف تحصل على المومياء ... فلن الهروب! قراءة هذا، فإنك لن اخرج حيا من رائعة الهرم الاكبر!
Kit-Katheart: You know Arabic? Wait... you just read it, didn't you?!
(pause)
Piesong: See? No stupid mummy! I could catch 'em with my amazing pie truck, then kill them with my cool pie sword, and then put their old bodies with caramel and serve 'em with pie.
Kit-Katheart: Okay, that last sentence was just gross.
(five mummy cats appear out of nowhere)
Piesong and Kit-Katheart: MUMMY! (they run off)
Back with CSIpelt and the rest of cats...
CSIpelt: How do you think Piesong and Kit-Katheart would react if they encounter mummy cats?
Fastblaze: They would stampede us screaming 'MUMMY!' then they would activate those giant rock traps, then they would help us get out alive and Piesong would kill the mummies with her crazy pie powers!
CSIpelt: That's just unrealistic... and random.
Fastblaze: Hey, I know my kits.
CSIpelt: Bet?
Fastblaze: 30 rabbits and sparrows?
CSIpelt: Deal.
Fastblaze: Wait for it...
Piesong and Kit-Katheart: (stampede cats except CSIpelt and Fastblaze) MUMMY!
CSIpelt: You got one right, you need the others to happen.
Cloudtail: WHATEVER, RUN!
(everyone begins running with the mummy cats behind)
Everyone: MUMMIES!
(random giant rock comes from out of nowhere)
CSIpelt: Fine, two right.
Kit-Katheart: (helping cats get out) Out, out, out, out, out, out...
CSIpelt: Okay, three right! But Piesong doesn't have crazy pie powers!
Fastblaze: Kit-Kat, we'll stay here.
Kit-Katheart: Okay. (gets out)
Piesong: YOU WILL NEED TO FACE MY AMAZING PIE POWERS! (uses pie powers to kill two mummies)
Piesong: (with a pie gun) DIE! (shoots pie gun; all the mummies die)
(Piesong destroys the rock with TNT pies)
Fastblaze: Apparently, I know more about your sisters than you do.
CSIpelt: (-_-) I hate you.
(they all get out)
Kit-Katheart: TO THE PLANE!
(everyone gets in the plane, which randomly popped out of nowhere)
Jayfeatherpaw: GET IN, BIG GAGS AND BUTTS AND UGH!
(he gets in; the plane leaves)
Legofur: Piesong...?
Piesong: Shut up...
Dovewing: Piesong?
Piesong: Shut up.
Briarlight: PIESONG!
Piesong: WHAT?!
Legofur: You sure you killed all the mummies?
Piesong: Yeah.
Briarlight: Then why are there four mummies there, killing Jayfeatherpaw?
Piesong: Killing Jayfeatherpaw, how funny. (goes back to sleep)
(everyone screams as the mummies attack the cats)
This is much better than the California one :D And this story already has about 28, 29, 30 reviews? Wow, this thing is going fast.
Also, France has won! The cats are going to the beautiful France for the GRAND FINALE! Now, I will be able to do Brasil, Australia and the rest :D!
Next stop: China! (requested by IslaTheFairyOfIce)
Next next stop: Taiwan! (requested by SilverfeatherSnowstream)
Next next stop: Netherlands! (requested by me!)