NARUTO!
Title : The Curse of The Golden Bananas!
Chapter 7!
Akatsuki Hideout!
The wind blew throughout the hideout. All of the members of, Akatsuki were sitting in their respective places in the meeting room. Madara then smiled and stated,
" Alright….now it's been about two weeks since the last insane trip we had and….I'm…pretty sure that the bananas are out of our system now. Now would anybody like to com-," Suddenly, Itachi zipped over to where, Madara was and smacked him in the face with a rubber chicken. He stated,
" You ate my girl scout cookies." Madara stood up and stated,
" Sit down." Itachi then sat back down in his respective seat. Madara then stated, " Alright…now would anybody like to com-," Itachi then stood up and yelled,
" YODEL-LEHE-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!." Madara stared at him in disbelief and then stated,
" Sit down." Itachi then sat back down once again. Madara clenched his teeth and then said to himself,
" It's the Akatsuki…you created them…so all of this is your fault." Madara then stared at the wall for a moment and then he exclaimed, " No it's not." Pein looked at him asked,
" It's not what?." Madara replied,
" This….this isn't…," Madara trailed off of what he was saying. Pein raised his eyebrow and asked,
" It isn't what?." Madara then stated,
" This…this….it isn't…," Madara trailed off once again. Pein then asked,
" You keep saying…"this isn't" ….but you never finish what you're trying to say. Spit it out already." Madara then stated,
" This isn't my fault. It's….," Madara then looked around the meeting room for a moment and asked,
" Actually….I forget…who brought the banana's in again?." Konan then shouted from outside,
" TOBI SET, ZETSU ON FIRE!." Madara's eyes bugged out of his skull and he ran towards the entrance to the cave. He could only imagine the horror he was about to witness. When, Madara got to the entrance to the cave he stopped and saw, Zetsu's cloak up in flames and he was screaming. Madara looked at, Tobi and then stated,
" Zetsu roll around on the ground." Tobi then replied,
" That won't work. Tobi make good chemical….chemical fire not get put out by rolling around on dirt." Madara stared at him and stated,
" TOBI!. If you don't put, Zetsu out right now….I'm going to have, Zetsu eat you." Tobi then replied,
" Tobi…..kind of understand." Madara opened his eye wide and then glared at him. Madara started to poke, Tobi in the chest and stated,
"If…you….don't….put….Zetsu….out…right…this….instant….I'm…going….to….feed…you…to… him…got it." Tobi looked at, Zetsu and then imagined an image in his head about being eaten by, Zetsu. He then nodded his head and replied,
" Oh…Tobi understand." Madara smiled and stated,
" Good…put him out." Tobi looked at, Zetsu and replied,
" But, Zetsu might blow up like big firecracker." Madara then opened his eye wide. " We could roast marshmallows." Madara smacked, Tobi in the back of the head and yelled,
" PUT HIM OUT!." Tobi then looked at him and replied,
" Tobi, not like when, Madara yell." Madara then glared at him and stated,
" I'm going to do more then "yell" at you if he dies…..now put him out." Tobi then replied,
" But I don't want to." Madara then stated,
" Fine…I'll tear out your, Sharingan and never give it back to you. How does that sound?." Tobi looked back at, Zetsu and then replied,
" Okay. Tobi put, Zetsu out." Tobi then ran over to, Zetsu and pulled out a fire extinguisher. Madara then sighed and stated,
" Ah….today has been a long day." All of sudden, Madara heard the sound of cries coming from, Zetsu and also of someone beating the crud out of him. His eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "TOBI…WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ZETSU?." Tobi was smacking, Zetsu in the head with a fire extinguisher. Madara then stated, " Wha…wha….what the hell are you….Tobi." Tobi then stopped smacking him and looked up at, Madara. He then asked,
" What, Tobi do wrong now?." Madara then stated,
" Spray him with the fire extinguisher….and put him out." Tobi nodded his head and then sprayed him with the fire extinguisher. Zetsu fell back on to the ground and the flames vanished. Madara then sighed a sigh of relief. Zetsu then stood up and stated,
" Oh…crap." Madara looked over at him and asked,
" What?." Zetsu then replied,
" I can't see a damn thing." Madara then put his hand on his head and he stated,
" I'm surrounded by idiots." Tobi then asked,
" What's an idiot?." All of sudden, Madara turned around and started to say,
" An idiot…my good man…is a person who would come running out of the cave with a blow torch…chasing, Pein with it and trying to shove it up his ass." Madara and Tobi looked up and then opened their eyes in astonishment at what they saw. Itachi was chasing, Pein out of the hideout with a blowtorch and trying to deliver a giant enema. Pein then yelled,
" MADARA HELP! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!." Madara looked at, Tobi and stated,
" I hope he does….ass hat." Tobi then looked at, Madara and smacked him across the face. He then stated,
" How could you not help your friend?." Madara looked at him and replied,
" You know, Tobi. I've had about enough of this crap…okay. I think….I'm going to step down…somebody else can be the leader. I'm done with it….I quit." Madara then started to walk away. Tobi then asked,
" But if you step down….then who's going to come with the nice round numbers?." Madara then yelled over his shoulder,
" I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME NICE ROUND BALLS IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!." Tobi then blinked his eyes and started to follow him. He then asked,
" What are balls?." Madra didn't even listen to what he asked him. He then headed towards the main area of the lair and found the basket of banana's. He picked them up and started out the door. Kisame looked at him and asked,
" Uh…where are you taking those?." Madara then replied,
" I'll be back in three days….this chaos ends now." Madara then walked away from the hideout.
End of Chapter 7!