Tell me what you don't like. Odd as it is to say this I WANT A NEGATIVE REVIEW DAMN IT. But I warn you flamers will be sacrificed to Jashin. On with the story.

A Secret Office

"You're late Sasuke, I told you to come over an hour ago," to see the snake sanin practically pouting was one thing the had gotten on his nerves over the years. "I got held up, is it really that important to our plans that I be here at all times."

"No but I am curious, what could be interesting enough to hold you up."

" A kunoichi," Was the young Uchiha's reply.

"Interesting, do tell," the snake said

And so Sasuke told him, everything, even the humiliating end :

Flashback

He was returning from a mission, set to him by Orochimaru himself. That was nothing new. What was new was a voice he heard reciting a poem he had once heard as a child. It was a rather gory tale, but many shinobi learned it in their childhood. But the reason the voice was surprising was the feminine sound to it. He had traveled this area more times the he could remember, even a kunoichi of any status never came this way. The best way to describe the area was full to the brim with unusually hormonal men, many of such were high ranking criminals.

Curiosity won out, all shinobi followed along this whim, it could lead to important information. But only the elect survived, for obvious reasons.

So quickly hiding himself he snuck up on the girl. She was getting dress, and it seemed as if she had not notice. Now Sasuke had seen naked women before, sometimes it was part of being a shinobi, but he had never seen one so marked. From what he could see about this redheaded girl was that the skin on her back was horribly scarred. It reminded him of the chunin examiner, though he had never seen a kunoichi so badly injured before. Then again he never really paid attention to them before due to their obsessive nature around him. He watch as the girl wrapped some bandages around her wrists. Her voice took on an amused tone when she said, " You may come out now hentai-san." If he had been in a tree Sasuke would have sworn he would have fallen out of it. But since he was not he merely stepped out of the bush that had been concealing him, out of caution he activated his bloodline.

"My, my what an interesting guest I have. If my assumptions are correct you are Uchiha, Sasuke," she turned towards him, bright blue eyes full of malicious laughter, "Tell me hentai-san why were you watching me."

The use of the degrading name told him she was not afraid, very interesting, he thought.

"What reason do I have to tell you anything."

"Oh so you are rude as well hentai-san," the girl was pretending to sulk, "if you won't tell me then I'll take a guess. Hmm... I'll say it's because you have never seen a woman in this area."

Again the tree scenario burrowed its way into his thoughts, "How did you guess?"

The redhead rolled her eyes, "if I may say so it is fairly obvious, not many of the better gender travel through these areas." He ignored her taunting tone, "Not even many kunoichi are foolish enough to travel here."

The girl smirked, her eyes malicious again, "Just like the men in the female regions like this. Those women are terrifying to even the strongest shinobi. But what does it matter ne?" She was about to leave, but the Uchiha boy had one more question.

" How did you notice me? Not many people would have."

The malice left her eyes, replaced by a blank look, before she said, " I have been trained well."

Sasuke felt the familiar hunger of power, adding a bit of charm to his voice he asked "Who trained you, and while you're at it tell me your name." The blank eyed stare remained, he felt a chilling finger of familiarity when he recalled a similar look emanating from his brother just over ten years ago.

"My name is as unimportant as the person's who taught me."

He was startled to say the least, sure this girl was different, but no one could resist the Uchiha charm, that fact had been nearly scientifically proven.

" Interesting, you seem strong kunoichi, the Sound could use someone like you."

The blank look vanished so fast one could almost swear it had never been there. Laughter filled the clearing, bouncing off the trees, "You were smart in leaving your village Uchiha. But you were stupid in joining Sound. Your teacher will fall soon enough, all the sanin have lived to long, it's unnatural in the shinobi life."

Sasuke knew it was true, even Orochimaru with his justu, seemed unable to escape the ravages of time. His reactions had become slower over the years no matter how many bodies he switched into. But what was implied in her tone was worse. She had just insulted his strength, by connoting the Sound Village was nothing without Orochimaru. With a growl he attacked. She appeared to dodge with ease.

"Now, now hentai-san you walked right into that," she said using the demeaning name again, "You should learn to control that temper, haven't you ever heard that fighting on emotion clouds the judgement."

The statement stopped him from attacking again, her expression once again mimicked his brothers, as did the bland tone. By this time he was shaking with fury, "You sound just like him."

"I'm going to risk another assumption and say, the one who killed off your clan," her cheerful tenor back, you know he was smart leaving his village too, even if it was forced in a twisted way."

Disregarding the complement to his sibling, he asked something else, " You seem to hate all villages, why?"

"There to confining," she said in a mysterious tone. She sounded like Itachi again, she must have noticed something, "I sound like that person again don't I. Hmm," she said smirking, "I wonder why? Maybe it's because,."

A genjustu seemed to slide from the figure, revealing the person he had sworn to kill, but before he could react the world started to go black. The girl was standing before him again saying in a far away voice, "I also suppose I hate the villages, because they don't accept that I'm on twisted bitch."

The last thing he heard was her laughter ringing through the trees, and the quiet steps of an expert shinobi retreating.

End Flashback

"That is curious," the snake man stated, "she deliberately avoided giving you her name, among other things, I'm curious as to who this girl is."

"I tried to find her trail when I woke up, but I couldn't find one," the Uchiha felt as if he had failed once again. Especially if a kunoichi could out smart him.

" We need to find out more about this girl, she could be a danger to our plans. Get the special teams and send them out Sasuke."

I'm trying to update later tonight or even tomorrow. I won't have much time on the computer later this week. Also my longest chapter, I think, though not by much.