Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, Natsuki Takaya does.
Italics are the narrator.
Month Seven
Akito's Point of View
I now stood in front of Baby's-R-Us with a very agitated expression on my face, what a stupid name - Baby's-R-US? The driver in front of us was such an idiot he wouldn't have realized I had killed him if I had token a machete and slowly skinned the flesh off his face, and then sliced open his neck, then shooting him in the eye! Grr...!
*Flashback*
"GIRL!" We're going shopping NOW!"
"O-of course, Akito-sama!" We had gotten in the car and began down the highway when some idiot cut in front of me and drove at only like 70mph! I prefer to drive at three-hundred miles per hour in a space-rocket shaped race car, and run over ANYTHING in my way.
"You f'n slow driver! Hurry-up before I JUMP OUT OF THIS ROCKET-SHAPED RACE CAR AND KILL YOUR STUPID WORTHLESS, PITIFUL, UNGRATEFUL SOUL AND DAMN IT TO HELL! RAWR!"
"A-a-akito sama, please calm down! This is the speed limit..."
"NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!"
WHAM!
So as I stated earlier, I sped up, ran over the guys car with my awesome giant space-ship shaped race car, ran from the cops, scared Tohru, and got to my destination in one piece!
*End Flashback*
"I NEED A CRIB!" I demanded upon walking in the door, everyone just stared at me... including Tohru.
"I think they're this way Akito-sama~!" Tohru suggested, pointing to an isle all the way in the BACK!
"I DON'T WANT TO WALK THAT FAR! PUsK ME IN THE SHOPPING CART!" Ugh, those idiots.
"Umm... Sure Akito-sama!" And so that idiotic girl pushed me down the store to the back, and into the crib isle.
"These are all very beautiful, which one do you like, Akito-sama?" Which one did I like ...?
"That one looks like my urination!"
"Oh... that's interesting... How about that one, it's pretty!" She was right, it would match the room perfectly. Or I think so; Shigure lightly described the room, but he wouldn't let me see it yet...
"You!" I shouted at the stores attendent. "Get me that crib. NOW!"
"Uh..."
Click!
"NOW!" I shouted pointing a gun at her angrily.
"AHHHH!" Why is that stupid attendent making such a rocus?
"Put your hands up!' Exactly when did the police arrive, and why are they surronding me a Thoru? This is irritating. "Get down, you two are going to jail for possetion of weapontry, public disturbance and violence, and verbal assult, plus trumatic experience.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" Tohru screamed, ugh she's such a air-head.
"Stupid nub!" I should run them over with me space-ship shaped race car...
Click!
And so the question is; Will be able to erase their memories and get me out of this...
So Month seven went on, a few days spent in jail because it took Shigure that long to realize Akito was gone, and a few mor because after he realized he didn't care!
Authors Note: GOMEN NASAI! I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO UPDATE, I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE! I'M SO SORRY! AND I'M SO SORRY I FEKT IT NECISSARRY TO APOLOGIZE RITSU-STYLE! I'M SO SORRY! Anyway thanks for reading and leaving the aewsome-matical reviews!