I own Hetal- *shot by Switzerland* Ow, okay I don't own it. Lower the gun Switzy. Anyway, yeah some of my stories are still really slow on updating. The reason is that where I work I have been working a lot of long hours and don't have as much time to write at the moment. I am sorry and will try not to let that affect my fanfics. I make no guarantees.
If I don't update within a month of posting a new chapter any of my reviewers can send a polite kick in the rear to remind me to update. By PM only, please. Thank you for listening now back to our regular scheduled tortu- I mean show.
"Hello honored nations! Now please take your seats. I know you all have had a bit of a break but that is over now," Vamp says entering the stage.
Today she dressed like Catwoman from the 2004 movie, complete with mask and her iron cross necklace. She has her bowie knife on her side instead of a whip. [A/N: The leather outfit after being edited.]
The nations present groan at Vamp's news.
"Come now, I am not that bad," Vamp says with a glare that dares someone to protest her statement.
"Sis, just start already," Youji growls sitting bored on France's lap.
"Yes, we should. Now for our first reviewer, Skyla!" Vamp announces as the reviewer enters.
Skyla enters offering America and Japan some help with dealing with the aftermath of the recent (Apr. 2) tsunamis caused by the recent quake off the coast of Chile.
"Arigato, Skyla-san," Japan says greeting our guest.
"Thanks, dude!" America says in his 'hero' voice.
"That is sweet of you," Vamp says to Skyla meaning it.
"Japan, did this bring back any memories from March 2011? America, this seems eerily similar to a tsunami in 1946 that also hit Hawaii (on April Fool's Day of all things!)," Skyla asks the two nations.
Both go silent lost in thought.
"Did America go quiet?" Vamp asks her sister quietly.
"Yes, he did," Youji says quietly back.
"Yes, it did bring back some memories," Japan finally says in a quiet voice.
America nods in agreement, "Yeah, even the hero had some memories come back with the aftermath."
No one says anything for a moment and Vamp actually goes to comfort America for once.
"It will be alright," Vamp says giving him a hug.
Most nations look shocked since Vamp is usually telling America off.
"What did you really think I was heartless? He is my home country after all," Vamp defends going back to her spot on the stage.
"Next reviewer is randomfandomlover130," Youji announces getting her sister back on track.
"Can I ask some questions?" randomfandomlover130 asks jumping up and down in excitement.
"Of course, the more questions the better!" Vamp says smiling.
"Okay, let us see..., first, Japan, how do you feel about both China and South Korea as brothers?" randomfandomlover130 asks.
Japan says nothing.
"Come on, Japan. You have to answer," Vamp says flipping through his collection of Hetalia yaoi.
"How did you find that?" Japan asks Vamp quietly so no one else hears.
"I am not telling. Now answer the question," Vamp responds in her normal tone.
"They are my brothers," Japan says not saying more on the subject.
Vamp sighs putting down the yaoi, "Japan we need more than that."
"South Korea can be annoying with his groping and China….," Japan trails off.
"China and South Korea, what are your comments on his answer?" randomfandomlover130 asks.
China says nothing wondering what Japan would have said.
"Annoying? I am not annoying, da-ze," South Korea says claiming China's chest.
Vamp burst into laughter at the scene and ends up doubled over clenching her sides.
Youji shrugs still sitting peacefully on France's lap.
"Japan, did you pick your favorite between Greece and Turkey, and if not, then who is it?" randomfandomlover130 asks cracking up a bit herself.
Greece and Turkey start fighting before Japan answers.
"YOU TWO IDOITS BETTER STOP RIGHT THIS SECOND!" Vamp shouts at the two fighting nations no longer laughing.
"She sounds like Germany at our meetings," Italy points out cheerfully.
Vamp smiles kindly at him, "He is my top favorite."
Romano looks saddened by this but hides it quickly.
"But you will always be tied with Germany for first Romano," Vamp says hugging the older Italian brother.
Romano glares at Germany as Japan answers the question, "I don't have favorites."
"Tell that to this footage from Game Time," Vamp says only showing him the names on the tape.
"I am dating Greece," Japan quietly says so that only the hostesses and reviewer can hear him.
"Aw, he admitted his favorite," Vamp says just as quietly.
"Greece and Turkey, what are your comments on his answer?" randomfandomlover130 asks the still fighting nations.
"What did he say?" Greece asks pausing the fighting for a moment.
Vamp tells him the answer by whispering it in his ear.
"Love you, Japan," Greece says pulling Japan onto his lap.
Turkey is about to argue but a death glare from Vamp stops him.
"Damn Greece," Turkey mutters.
"Is that answer enough, randomfandomlover130?" Vamp asks thinking a moment. "I am calling you Random from now on." [A/N: If you don't like it let me know for the next chapter.]
"Yeah, now Japan, if you can only save two people between China, Germany, Italy, Greece, South Korea, and America, who would they be and why?" Random asks.
"I would save…," Japan trails off looking at all mentioned nations. "Greece and China."
"Why?" Vamp prompts.
"Greece because I am dating him and China because he found me as a young nation," Japan admits with a faint blush.
"And finally, what are everyone's thoughts on his answer?" Random asks.
"He made the right choices. I would have saved myself and Italy," Germany says as Italy clings to him.
"Ve, I know you would Germany~" Italy says smiling.
"Not me, Da-ze?" South Korea asks looking hurt.
"Get over it South Korea. If he wasn't dating someone you're probably be the next one he saved," Vamp points out kicking him out via portal. "His visit is over."
"You are just mad that he tried to claim your boobs," Youji says smirking.
"We are moving on," Vamp says glaring at her correct sister.
"I would save them all," America says in his 'hero' voice.
"Be quiet and the question for who to save was for Japan not you," Vamp tells him turning her attention to the two remaining nations.
"He made the correct choices for him, aru," China says proudly.
Greece is sleeping and did not hear the question or answer.
"Yes, I love Japan. Deal with it :P :D :) Lolz," Random says walking out.
Vamp smiles with a quick glance at Germany, "We all have a certain character we love more than others."
"Sis we have another new reviewer," Youji points out.
"Yes, let's give a warm welcome to Celeste!" Vamp announces as the reviewer enters.
"Hi," Celeste says taking her spot on the stage. "Hungary, why a frying pan?"
"It was the first thing I grabbed once and it makes a good weapon against annoying nations," Hungary says glancing at Prussia.
Vamp smirks making her wooden katana appear, "Nothing beats my wooden katana. I reinforced it with magic so nothing can break it. I do the same to my real katanas."
The nations look nervous as Vamp starts grinning rather evilly.
"China, can I have a panda?" Celeste asks confused by Vamp.
"I will be good," Vamp says putting her wooden katana away.
The nations sigh in relief as China answers the question, "Yes, aru."
Celeste smiles as China hands her a panda, "Italy, would you rather not see Romano or Germany ever again?"
"What? I have to choose?" Italy says starting to freak out.
"Ita-chan it is just a question," Vamp reassures him.
"Ve, okay. Do I still have to choose?" Italy asks.
"Yes," Vamp tells him.
"Ve, I need Germany, but I want to see my fratello," Italy says not knowing what to answer.
"Okay Italy you don't have to choose," Vamp says taking pity on the nation.
"Ve, yay!" Italy cheers.
"All of the Ally Powers, how did you come up with that team name?" Celeste asks.
All nations shrug in response. [A/N: Sorry I could not find the answer for this.]
"Germany, how is Prussia as a brother?" Celeste asks looking slightly disappointed.
"Bruder? He is a good brother, I suppose. He was always there for me growing up. Most of the time now he is just around bugging countries and causing trouble, especially in meetings," Germany admits.
"West, how could you say that last part about your awesome big brother!" Prussia says partially shocked.
"Sorry, bruder," Germany says. "I just wanted to be honest."
Vamp smiles at the two brothers. Celeste smiles as well and moves on after a minute.
"Russia, why did you want to take back Crimea in the Ukraine? I thought you didn't like Ukraine?" Celeste asks confused.
"It is my boss's decision. Kolkolkol," Russia says with his purple aura.
"Um, I don't think he is going to answer that," Vamp says hiding behind England.
"Japan, if you were king of the world for a day, what would you do?" Celeste asks.
"I don't know," Japan says thinking about it. "That is certainly a hard question to answer."
"That is true. We all have thoughts on such subjects but what we think and what would actually happen are two different things most of the time," Vamp says in agreement. "Come back anytime, Celeste. Random is back with more questions."
Celeste leaves as Random comes back.
"Well, looking back, I didn't give you much, so here are some more questions!" Random announces as she takes her spot on the stage.
"Glad to see you back," Vamp says giving Random the floor.
"England, what do you think about Publix scones?" Random asks.
"They are good, but not as good as my own," England says.
"Meowth that's right!" Vamp suddenly says not able to resist.
"WHAT THE HELL SIS?" Youji shouts wondering what is wrong with her sister.
"Just felt like saying that," Vamp says munching on a scone England made. "These are good, Nii-chan."
"America, what is your favorite horror movie?" Random asks.
"I like them all," America says.
"1,2 Freddy is coming for you
3,4 Better lock your door
5,6 Grab a crucifix
7,8 Stay up late
9,10 Never sleep again," Vamp suddenly sings.
America screams thinking Freddy Kruger is near. Vamp laughs sitting on England's lap as she sang.
"Stop scaring him! Did you have to play that all last night outside his door?" England asks scolding Vamp.
"Of course I had to. It is fun. Plus you two like to cuddle anyway right?" Vamp says innocently.
The nations look wearily at her.
"Italy, how do you feel about how the name of the entire show (Hetalia) literally translates into "Useless Italy" in Japanese?" Random asks curious.
"Ve, it does? GERMANY AM I REALLY USELESS?!" Italy suddenly cries.
"Only in a fight," Germany mutters comforting Italy.
"So cute," Vamp says taking a picture.
"Germany, have you ever heard about the Holy Roman Empire?" Random asks.
"Yes, that is who I use to be. Vamp helped me remember my past," Germany admits.
"Yep, with my stick of memories," Vamp says proudly.
"China, which would you give up for life, pandas or dim sum?" Random asks.
"Why should I give up either, aru?" China asks.
"China please answer," Vamp encourages.
"I would give up neither, aru," China says.
Vamp sighs as Random moves on. Vamp mutters something about stubborn nations.
"Russia, would you rather kiss Belarus or never see China for the rest of your life?" Random asks.
"Kolkolkol," Russia says.
Vamp just motions for Random to move on knowing Russia won't answer.
"Japan, which of your songs do you prefer: Excuse Me, I'm Sorry or Dream Journey?" Random asks.
"I like both equally," Japan says.
"Aw, why won't you nations answer with one of the options?" Vamp asks whining a little.
South Korea suddenly shows up and gropes Vamp. Vamp shows him just how flexable a leather outfit can be as she pins him to the floor with her bowie knife to his neck in mere seconds.
"Do you wish to die?" Vamp asks making sure he can see that the bowie says Death Dealer on it.
"I thought that was written in Japanese?" England asks.
"I made it so it is translated to each person's main language," Vamp says not removing the blade from the nation's neck yet.
"I am sorry, da-ze!" South Korea says looking wearily at the blade.
Vamp releases him satisfied with the slight fear in his eyes for the moment. She then kicks South Korea through the portal she opened.
"Now what is the next question?" Vamp asks sheathing her bowie.
"Greece, would you rather give up cats or Japan?" Random asks.
Greece is sleeping but suddenly answers, "Neither."
Vamp is shocked as Greece continues to sleep, "Anyway, any and all questions are good."
"Hello everyone, I am back. First things first, Vamp, what is taking so long for you to update?" AFWS asks entering just after Random leaves.
"I have been very busy with work and I had two wisdom teeth out not that long ago. (I just had it done on May 6th). I am trying to keep up on my updates," Vamp explains. "Also, I don't always have enough reviews for me to make it worth writing the chapter right away. I like making the chapters a decent length before posting."
"Russia, even though it is quite late, congrats on winning the most medals at the Sochi Winter Olympics," AFWS says moving on.
"To the world: Tell me your thoughts on North Korea and their growing usage of nuclear weaponry," AFWS asks of the nations.
"It is worrisome, but we have to just keep an eye on it and hope for the best," several say.
"Ukraine, I wish you and your people the best of luck," AFWS says as said nation enters for a moment.
"Thank you," Ukraine says taking her leave shortly after.
"America, what are you going to do about the protests against the Albuquerque Police Department in New Mexico? I am asking this because I live nearby," AFWS asks.
"I am doing all I can, dude," America says.
"Vietnam, first, please hit America with your paddle and I will give you an eggroll," AFWS requests.
Vietnam hits America and America starts whining about hitting the hero.
"Is that all for me?" Vietnam asks as she munches on an eggroll.
"Nope, there is one more. Do you think that the Malaysian Airlines jet was hijacked, a flaw in the aircraft's design, or a mechanical problem?" AFWS asks.
"I don't know. I am sure it is being investigated," Vietnam says.
"America, same questions as the ones I gave Vietnam. How are you taking it since the plane is built by Boeing in the United States?" AFWS asks.
"The hero will find out what happened. It sucks, dude," America responds.
"To world: Has Estonia ever told you guys about there being other people like you except that they are of the opposite gender?" AFWS asks.
"We already knew about them," several say in response.
"Russia, there have been reports of your military aircraft conducting intelligence collecting flights near South Korea, Guam, Japan, and the coast of California. Does this have to do with rising tensions between the United States and Russia over Ukraine?" AFWS asks.
"Kolkolkol," Russia answers.
"Why don't you ever answer your questions most of the time?" Vamp asks.
"I don't wish to, da," Russia says with his purple aura.
"Good enough for me," Vamp says hiding behind Germany this time.
"That is all. Bye," AFWS says leaving.
Hope this longer chapter will make up for such a late update. My updates will continue to be slow to almost non-exsisent because later in the summer I am having two more wisdom teeth out and need to make sure I work hours enough to pay for it.
So till next time, Please review.
Vamp out.