A/N: This came to us at lunch one day. We were hyper and BAM! Like that guy on Food Network.
There are many facts in this world that we all know well but one fact forever burned in our heads is as follows: Pie Eater does not like tacos.
It all started on his first day of high school…
It was that dreaded day that he learned that he was required to take Spanish. Now, for any other boy this isn't a problem, just another class to sleep in, but for Pie Eater, it's different. You see, ever since he was a little boy he's had voices in his head. Its never been a problem before because the voices, well they speak Spanish. He had no idea what they said except three words; enchilada, taco, and quesadilla.
As Pie made his way to room 107 he stalled as much as possible. But all too soon he came to the door, and was greeted by a spray-tanned Medda.
"Hola!" She said in a very fake Spanish accent. "Grab a taco from my Teachers Aide, and take a seat."
Pie looked over to the obese clown with a sombrero on, carrying a candy tray full of tacos. Immediately he began screaming and running around in circles. As to be expected, in his running led him straight into a wall. He fell flat on back and began whimpering.
Medda walked over and poked him with her foot, "You O.K. kid?" she asked.
He stuck out his thumb and stabbed his face several times with it before he actually got it in his mouth. He began rocking back and forth chanting "No comprendo, no comprendo, no comprendo…"
After awhile, Mush walked over and said, "Here, have a burrito."
Pie snapped out of it and jumped to his feet saying, "Okay!"
There are many facts, and two that stand out more than all the rest are these:
1. Pie Eater hates tacos
2. The boy loves him a burrito