Naruto Crack Fic

by smiles1116

This is... severely OOC Naruto characters who have replaced my friends in the crack fiction that I did a few years ago. Please enjoy the severe crackyness that is this series. Please keep in mind, my writing was not what it is.

7. Crack Fic the Seventh

Naruto Crack Fic! 7

Hmm… I've made a new friend. ^^ Yay! I am PROUD of you who get this far in this seriously cracked-out series.

So, Aria and Kiba are sitting in Spanish II one day, laughing about Kankuro and Pick on Kankuro Week. They are quite thoroughly enjoying themselves when Kankuro stumbles in screaming, "I saw a Ninja Turtle! It was Rafael! He is my hero! I want to marry him!"

"Oh Kami!" Aria and Kiba yell. They begin to laugh at Kankuro.

Aria says, "You are just out of luck because the only people that love you are me, Kiba, and Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle!"

Kiba laughs, and Kankuro looks upset. Kiba adds, "Don't forget about Tommy the red Power Ranger!"

Aria says, "Oh yeah! Only me, Kiba, Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle, and Tommy the red Power Ranger love you, Kankuro!"

Kankuro makes a sad face and asks, "What about Rafael the Ninja Turtle?"

He starts to cry and runs under a car tire that just happens to be flying through the water. Aria, Kiba, and Tommy the red Power Ranger look at each other. Tommy the red Power Ranger, being the hero that he is, says, "I will save you, Kankuro!"

He then looks at the water and yells, "I can't swim!"

Kiba asks, "Why?"

Aria says, "Because Kankuro cried the river so that we could drown him in it."

Kiba tells Tommy the red Power Ranger to build a bridge and go save Kankuro with his belt because Kankuro will love him forever. Kiba says, "But before you do that, throw Kankuro a raft!"

Aria says, "Look! I found a key! The key goes to… la casa de cerveza *cough Spanish for the House of Beer cough*!"

Tommy the red Power Ranger starts to build a bridge but realizes he has one in his pocket. Kankuro decided he doesn't want to drown anymore, so Kiba, Kankuro, and Aria go to la casa de cerveza and leave Tommy the red Power Ranger on the bridge wondering where his belt went. (Rafael runs away with Tommy the red Power Ranger's belt as his new mask.) Then Kiba, Kankuro, and Aria go to watch movies, listen to great music, play cards, and ¡beben muy muchas cervezas! (See Author's Note at end.) In other words…

A very happy ending for Kiba, Kankuro, and Aria! XD

The end.

"Don't forget about the sex!" Kankuro yells, pointing at the last list. He adds with an erotic grin, "And it wasn't Kiba!"

***Author's Note: "Beben muy muchas cervezas" is Spanish for "drink very many beers!" X3