Quote of the day: "Only when my mind conspires against me. He is an unruly beast that must be put in the corner so that it may learn not to be a pessimist! I try to be a fair leader in Optimist land, but I cannot allow the Realist rebellion to take over!" From symbiopony chapter-2-meeting-the-sister
If you're wondering that, is my relationship with my mind. Also Onyx's. well kind of. In the aftermath of the war, the Pessimist movement gains control of the world. For a decade pessimists rule. Then the optimists will rise again. Is how my mind really works.
Legend: "this is speaking"
'this is thinking'
"this is the story"
"this is what would have been bolded if 10 EoR was a separate story'
10 Eons on Remnant, chapter 3: Test Results.
After they recycled their bags. They proceeded to Debate on who reads next.
Weiss won in the end.
"sir there is nothing wrong with your baby boy." Said a male voice.
"nothing wrong with my twin?" asked Ruby.
"have you not read his medical records?" repeated Ruby
"this is the creation of those records" said Jaune, Blake, and Ren in unison.
"right I knew that" sheepily said Ruby.
"nothing wrong? NOTHING WRONG? NOTHING WRONG?" asked an understandably angry voice of the father.
"whelp someone's angry!" chipped Nora.
"I'm going to kill that doctor." Said one protective Yang, who's mouth came back during the debate.
"no offence, Yang but. you'll just get captured after you try to run from the law." said Blake. "While myself on the other hand." She smiled like her animal parts. "I'll make it look like an accident"
"Blake. What did we say about offering to assassinate someone?" said Pyrrha.
"don't?" said the Cat.
"yeah you don't need to assassinate anyone." Said Ruby
"Why" asked Blake
"cuz dad will kill the doctor before we are even a month old." Darkly said Ruby.
"if there is nothing wrong with my baby boy then we must have two very different definitions of "wrong"." Said the father.
Nothing needed to be said on how right the father was.
"please sir calm down" said one afraid doctor.
"he is calm" deadpanned Yang and Ruby.
"I am calm." Said the father.
"you don't sound like you're calm." Said the doctor
"just take my word for it"
"my boy at five minutes' old started bleeding from the mouth." said Taiyang.
Shocked and concerned on that he was bleeding. They continued
"we had to bring in a specialist to unlock his aura to stop him from bleeding." Continued Tai.
'Oh no' thought everyone. 'this is going to be bad isn't it?'
"the specialist said that he had the Aura's worth of six full grown men. SIX!" said Tai.
"okay two of them I can understand. What with the 'Dark' and 'Light' sides of his mind. But unless there are more sides to his mind that has not been introduced yet. Where did the other four come from?" asked Weiss.
"do you have any Idea Blake?" asked Weiss.
"other than the bleeding from the mouth coming back to bite us?" said Blake. "no. I have none."
Weiss Schnee frowned.
"not to mention this odd Aura mist that appeared a week ago that we cannot get rid of!" angrily said Tai. "and there's been a spike in Grimm activity across Remnant. But it's mostly focused on Vale. So as a huntsman I need to know my wife and children are safe so I can go out there and do my job." He said. "so I ask again. What Is. Wrong with. My Baby Boy?" he asked.
"you absolutely sure he is calm?" asked Nora.
"Yep" said the siblings in unison.
"how can you tell?" asked Blake.
"the doctor is still alive." Said Ruby.
"and that whole city block is still standing" said Yang.
"I'm going out on a limb here and assume that Taiyang trained you." Ren said to Yang.
"eeyep" said Yang. "he's so good that weapons will slow down him and limit his destruction."
"Well Mr. Xiao Long, other than the mythical disease turned real? He has a new type of bone disease." Said the doctor.
"what have you found out about these two diseases?" asked Taiyang.
"yeah what have they found out." Asked Ruby. She earns a look for interrupting.
"sir if you wait just 5 more minutes we will have the results. So please be patient" said the doctor.
In a unique place. We see Security and Mike, joined by four others in a circular seating arrangement around a glowing orb of light.
"well Weiss there is the other four." Said Blake.
"yes I can see that. But now my question is what is that orb and what is its importance?" replied Weiss.
"I think that maybe a commutation center/device." Said Blake.
"okay my first question is, Normal mist, Mistation mist, or Astral mist." Asked Security
"Astral" replied a dark navy blue/ dark purple with a pink streak in her hair female.
"well at least the mindscape is not Sexist." Said Weiss.
"chigoe" replied Security. "Bodies?"
"None" said the purple haired female.
"Regen or Sacrifice?"
"Sacrifice" she stated.
"damn." He replied.
"bone disease?" he asked
"faulty tech" she replied
"okay that's better than I honestly expected." He said.
He turned to the orb of light. "so, correct me if I am wrong but what I know is that #1 we are in the RWBY loop. Correct?"
"correct."
"#2 we don't have anything set up to capture this dimension. Correct?"
"correct"
"#3 we have just gotten our asses kicked so hard that Yggdrasil looped us into another dimension. Correct?"
"correct"
"#4 in a Null/Atlas fusion loop on top of all that. Correct?"
"Correct"
"Well we're thermited aren't we?"
"Eeyup"
"Okay then" he said. "Chaos Mythos, get your sanity warping digger bees behind the moon."
"Chaos Mythos?" asked Ruby.
"Probably a faction of consumed individuals." Said Blake. "Most likely it is a consumed group of horrors"
A wall of sanity killing sounds came from the orb of light. Which was translated to English saying "yes boss". Security frowned. "What did I tell you guys to do?". "to speak in English." Translated the orb.
"I'm just gonna to assume that the Sanity-acceptable Language Control Centers of your brains were destroyed." He assumed.
"Eeyup. Sorry about that boss" went the orb.
Security sighed. "no, no that's fine. It's just very troublesome."
"Okay now that's over with. Sam, Max, get our defenses up and running." Said Security. "Hai" went the fraternal twins. Sam is a red-headed female. While Max is a blue haired male. They are also known by two descriptions, Sadism and Masochism. Aka two things you want to organize your mental defenses. Right?
"Indeed. I would very much like those two aspects of my mind to defend it" said Ren.
"It is logical to have them do that" agreed Blake.
"What does Hai mean?" Asked Ruby.
"in Japanese it means in this situation 'yes boss' in others it means 'okay'." Said Ren, Blake, and Nora in unison.
"it is a word of conformation" continued Ren.
"I mean think about it. You, the invaders of my mind are damaged? I Rearm and Repair. My mental defenses are damaged? I again Repair and Rearm." Said Jaune
"Very true Jaune very true." Said Prryha.
"Okay the primary quirk will be blunt pragmatism. Correct?" asked Security. "correct, shall I apply the change?" asked one purple haired female. Who in the mindscape is known by the Archive of Memories. Or just simply Archive. She outside of the mindscape is known by a very famous name. What is that name you may ask? Why it is Twilight Sparkle. Twilight is the anchor of a different branch which we will not be getting into.
"Good because otherwise this story will become too complex too fast." Said Ren.
The others agreed.
Archive applied the change. Everything dissolved and transformed into a rainbow of light. Sam and Max turned into red and blue respectively. Archive turned violet. The unknown being turned gray. Security turned black while Mike turned white. By turning I mean right down into their sub-atomic structure they turn into their colors.
"Wow, that is literally turning into a color." Said Weiss.
"Indeed, that is." Said Ren
A box appeared around them. There was the box, the orb, and the six people turned colors, and nothing else. Blunt Pragmatism is another wording for Function then (and only then) Form. Aka make for absolute certainty it can work in every single branch of Yggdrasil. Then and only then after it works in every single branch. Beautify the excrement out of it!
"Well that's a unique way of doing things" said Pyrrha.
RWBY JNR agree.
"It is logical to do things that way if you are the leader/part of an underground secret organization." Said Nora.
She gets surprised looks from everyone but Ren. Why everyone but Ren you may be thinking. Simple two words. Childhood. Friend.
"I mean if your trying to be stealthy why would you waste time on making stuff beautiful if no one will see it?" Asked Nora. "Other than you know, your own operatives?"
"Touché." Conceded Weiss.
The place they were just in? That was the Representation of the pure Imagination of 6 trillion Sanity acceptable minds.
"What" they all shouted but the contest for being the loudest was tied between, Blake and Weiss. "I... what just what?" asked Jaune.
"That is a lot of people" understated Ren.
"And to think that is the sanity acceptable minds!" said Nora.
"Remnant's population is 16 million people. That's four million per kingdom!" said Weiss. "And we have no idea on how many people live outside of the kingdoms" said Blake.
"Experts estimate around 20 million people total live on Remnant." Said Jaune.
"How did you know that?" Asked Weiss.
"My mom is one of the experts." Explained Jaune.
"Ah" went everyone.
"Wait. How does she know that number?" Asked Weiss.
"She built a machine that can detect settlements from Aura." He Replied.
"And how did she build that?" Asked Weiss.
"She is an Expert on Aura." Replied Jaune.
After they have re-Solidify-ed, Sam and Max left the room to prepare the defenses. Mike left to finally get in the Pyramid. Archive gets out some books to help control and manage the situation. And Security walked back to the Control room.
"Right we're getting bogged down in the setup. So… time skip to something funny!" Said Security.
"Move you stupid *yaying Lions! *"
Was the first thing they heard. They are naturally confused on what is going on.
"No matter the dimension the gas pedal is always on the *YEAHING* RIGHT!" Shouted Security.
"So Traffic Jam anyone?" Asked Ruby
"We will not be taking that bet." Said Ren & Nora in unison.
"There is no *YEAHING* reason to be blocked up like this!" Said Security. "If you haven't guessed, we are a VERY impatience group of people."
"Oh really. I wouldn't have guessed." Deadpanned Ren, Blake, Nora, Jaune.
"Sis your gonna fall! Don't do it!" said Security. *SPLASH* "She did it" Deadpanned Mike.
"Yang do not do what I think your gonna do!" said Security.
Yang zoomed by in a cart ala CMC
"What the Dinner. Summer why did you let Yang have access to the cart?!" asked Taiyang.
"So she could have a Carting good time!" replied Summer Rose.
RWB JNPR groaned in agony.
"There's two of them." Groaned Jaune. "Monty why do you torment us so?" ironically asked Ren.
"Torment?" Jaune burst out laughing. "Just two of them are enough to torment you."
"Why yes two of them are enough to torment us." Said Nora.
"Oh." Ren recognized the kind of laugh that Jaune is doing right now. It is a tortured laugh.
"Eight?" he guessed.
"Nineteen" replied Jaune.
"I'm the only non-joker in my extended family." He continued.
"But you make plenty of jokes, why don't you consider yourself as a joker?" said Ruby.
"Those were unintentional, you try and live with 19 people with Yang's personality." Said Jaune.
Yang has a Sheepish Grin on her face. "I'll try to tune down the number of jokes, okay?"
"okay" said Jaune.
With a shocked look on his face, Security says "wow, that is going into territory we won't be getting into until chapter 4… Which I just realized is next chapter." He proceeds to do these things.
#1, have an 8-hour rant on how big of a douche bag I am.
#2, kiss his ass goodbye.
#3 making better mental defenses.
"yes I am indeed a self-aware character. This is how the author writes they're characters. So… deal with it" he said to the readers.
"Also back to funny stuff now."
Taiyang and Qrow groan. "Summer why, I thought we Successfully weened you off of those horrors you call 'jokes'" said Taiyang
"Hey their not too bad!" Yang defended her self. She was going to continue but she saw the look Jaune was giving her. Not to mention the 'oh really' look Ren was giving her.
"Well not when they exceed a certain amount they're not that bad. Right?" Yang asked.
"Well if you define the amount as six a month we could better tolerate them." Said Weiss.
Yang rubbed her head in embarrassment because her 'puns' range from 50-100 a day.
"It obviously wasn't successful." Said Qrow.
"The difference between a Powered dad and an Unpowered dad." I thought to myself while being a year-old black bundle of Hunger. "The Unpowered one kicks down all doors between him and his children. While a Powered dad just goes through the walls separating them."
Taiyang proceeds to show he is a Powered dad. And immediately stops in shock and horror at what is going on in this room.
"Well what is going on in that room?" Asked Ruby. "Am I safe?"
"So who is the 'I' in this situation?" Asked Nora.
"The 'I' is Onyx, Nora." Replied Ren.
"Oh" went the Queen of the Castles made of Pancakes! "Well that transition was odd. I mean usually it's the little Aspects of Onyx's mind that are talking but not Onyx the body talking/thinking. It is really confusing. Why do I have a feeling that I just referenced something?"
Taiyang saw something he will NEVER forget. Tentacles coming from the stomach of his one-year-old baby boy. Chanting this strange chant. It goes something along the lines of this.
IA IAY food, give us our FOOD! IA IAY
"Well that is something we too will never forget." Said Weiss.
Security is marching down a hallway. He stops at a sanity warping door, opens the door, gets out a giant megaphone, and says. "damnit Cthulhu, what did I say about possessing the stomach?"
"Someone's in trouble." Sing-song-ed Ruby and Nora in unison.
"Don't" translated the dog-tags.
"This is why!" said Security.
Summer runs in and starts to ask "honey what's wrong" before she saw what was happening.
"Shall I get the coffee?" Asked Summer. "Get the Professor version." Said Taiyang.
"Good response to the situation at hand." Said the two males.
"You know for a denizen of the deep waters that never-gets-any-light, you sure just love playing with FIRE! You are going to get burned sometime." Said Security.
A random dumbass just made a move on Yang.
"That dumbass will be killed shortly". Said Yang Xiao Long.
When she was six.
"Yeah I do not like where this is going." Said Jaune.
In-front of her father.
"Whelp he dead." Said Nora.
Said father proceeded to collapse his ribcage.
"That man. Is completely dead." Stated Ren.
"Oooooooh those ribs are vaporized!" Said Sam.
"Vaporized?" Asked Max. "For shame sister! They are atomized!"
"Vaporized? Atomized? Sam, Max. For shame, they have been sent to oblivion!" Stated Mike.
"Vaporized? Atomized? Oblivion? Those are far too tame." said Security.
"They have been sent to Valhalla!" Stated Security.
"Valhalla?" Asked wises. (DAMN IT AUTO-CORRECT!) aka Weiss.
"Valhalla is an afterlife for warriors and those who die in battle. Valkyries, who are female angels, guide them there. Where they can partake in Enteral Combat to their pleasure." Answered the resident Valkyrie. "So that means who ever I hit with my hammer I send to our version of Valhalla."
We, the Xiao Long/Rose family, which in my head shall now be called the Xiao Rose family. Are driving up to a Cabin in the woods. "this better not turn into a standard horror movie-type situation" I thought.
"I mean next to the basement, the attic, and the shed in the backyard. The Cabin in the woods is one of the most over used setting for a horror story. Some of which I Actually had to survive through!" I continued.
"We humans are a very vindictive species. Here's a tip for all y'all aliens that will try to invade us. Don't." I thought while dad was pulling us into the driveway.
"Ah some standard Remnant glass. Without the dust." Security speculated "so that's why it took us forever to get our little cabin."
The cabin had three bedrooms, 2 ½ baths, a great room with a big fireplace, a mudroom, a hunter gear storage/maintenance area.
"right now I think we are all done for this chapter." Said Onyx Rose to himself. He clapped his hands and thus ended the chapter.
"And that's literally the end of the chapter."Said Weiss.