Riane only uttered two words. "Holy...shit..." Holy shit, indeed. Eirika was running around half-naked and screaming, Axel was trying to murder Sora, yelling "GIVE ME BACK ROXAS!!" while aforementioned guy was too busy with Namine to respond. Crazy hand was playing twister with several gorgons, a bael, and a confused-looking Knoll. Donald angsted to Goofy about world domination. Two girly-looking mages were being chased by the fan club, and Zant was trying to pick up Midna. Meanwhile, Lyon and Leon hid under the bed and hoped everyone would just GO AWAY. This whole affair was rather frightening to the poor quiet chaps. All activity, however, ceased instantly at the sight of Riane and her sexy gothic companion.
They were met with a spray of corrosive suds. Vaati belonged to the shampoo bottle, dammit, and it wasn't to let him go without a fight!
The fangirls screamed and ran away like antelopes.
-Hyrule-
The Gwyllgi bounded over to Fluffy and began nuzzling him. Ah, love.
Wait... Fluffy was a him?
"That gwyllgi had better be a girl, or everyone under the age of thirteen is going to have to look away." Ganon said, shaking his head. As if to answer the Gerudo's question, the Gwyllgi went into a PMS rage and tore him to bits. "Sick!" Link pumped his fist in the air.
Link's arm was next.
Link fell to the ground and whimpered for mercy like the blonde cross-dresser he was, which made Zelda laugh insanely.
-Grado-
Riane smiled to herself as she walked down the corridors. "Ah, home sweet home...Now, WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS?!"
Crazy hand raised a tentative... uh... hand. This resulted in all the other twister players falling over.
When the last fangirl was gone, it bubbled contently. Let them know Vaati was its property. Vaati smooched his lover. In the background, Seth huggled Margie, seriously injuring himself in the process.
As if to answer the Gerudo's question, the Gwyllgi went into a PMS rage and tore him to bits. "Sick!" Link pumped his fist in the air.
"So that means you bleed to death first," Riane hissed, almost sadistic, with plenty of venom. And then she stopped. "...Mom? For the love of whatever deities exist, put some clothes on!"
"But I LIKE being nekkid!" Amazon Eirika whined. Lyon crawled out from under the bed and stood up. "Riane! Where were you?" Lucian, who had been looking around with interest, jumped slightly at the voice and spun around. Lyon looked curiously, then suspiciously at the new arrival for a minute, and everyone else fell silent, but then the moment was broken when crazy hand attempted to make his escape. Lucian whipped around and lunged for the offensive appendage, sword drawn, black feathered wings sprouting from his shoulders and propelling him forward. "Nuuu violence!!" Screamed Lyon desperately and teleported the limb back to his own world seconds before the lethal blow would have landed. "Yes, it would have left a horrible red stain on my carpet!" Eirika said brightly. Lucian gracefully slowed to a stop, and the fangirls ooed and ahhed dreamily.
The shampoo bottle blew pleasant-smelling bubbles at Vaati.
Vaati smiled slowly and a dreamy look came over his face. Ah... paradise! Soren turned into a black cat and cursed Seth with bad luck. A huge weight came hurtling out of nowhere and pounded the unfortunate exp. hogging paladin in the head.