AN: thanks for all the favs, follows and reviews. Me and my friends own nothing but if we use our ocs in the rules.
Autobot base
31) NEVER EVER tell the lambo twins about jazz hands
Poor jazz…. He couldn't even face palm
32) Never go into ratchets room while he is sleeping
He does have wrenches in his room and the does have human ones so don't go in there unless you want to be in the medbay
33) Never do what the mouse did in the movie Barnyard and go into red alerts audio, dressed as a mouse.
Yes it's funny but there will be human size mouse traps around base and you'll have to deal with an unhappy ratchet
34) Never be near any bot that has Praxain in there family, who is in their heat cycle
If your human, stay to the side of the bot hallways cause there will be bots chasing bots. It will be funny but if you bet how long it would take to knock up the other one. The Praxain will be upset a long with the other bot
If your bot RUN ! Run for you life cause if your not bonded to anyone and there is a unbond praxain they will chase you and continue to till you do the deed with them. Same with the human one don't bet on them
35) Don't bring a dog onto base
If you do ironhide will freak out and want to kill the poor thing
Decepticon
31) don't make fun of animated starscream`s voice
Even though he sounds like a mad spongebob, you shouldn't make fun of it…. Or it's your funeral
32) don`t weld lugnuts lips to megsys aft
Even though it's a funny prank and lugnut does act like a kiss aft. You shouldn't do it if unless you want a HUGE DEATH WISH!
33) never watch scary movies with animated skywarp
Poor seeker the last time someone did he tried to hide under our bed….. It was funny and he was cuddly
34) Don't make a megsy costume
He'll think you're making fun of him and he'll try to kill you
35) Never play a prank on any of the cons
Soundwave will find out and tell who ever you played the prank on….. HIDE IF THE CON FINDS OUT!
An: no flames cause flames are for roasting things