Where have you been lately?
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Polly,
you've seen me every day like usual.
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You haven't been in lessons.
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So? This is St Trinians.
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Neither has Fritton.
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It's nice to know that Belle has decided
to let her hair down.
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I'm not stupid,
can put two and two together
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Everybody can put two and two together,
even a Totty can.
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It's 22
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It's 4 you prat.
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That's two add two.
If you put two and two next to each other
you get 22.
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That wasn't what I meant and you know it.
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No need to sigh and roll your eyes
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No need to smirk and deny.
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I haven't denied anything.
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No but you are about to.
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Am I now?
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Yes
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Okay, but can I just say how smart Celia was
for suggesting mushrooms.
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Smarter than your suggestions.
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There is nothing wrong with the Totties studying.
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There is when they only study their nails.
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That isn't the point.
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You have to admit that the Totties
come in handy.
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Not all the time.
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Will you stop changing the subject?
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I have no idea about what you are yapping on
about. Has Math finally melted your brain?
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No, it hasn't and it never will.
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Where have you been for the past three weeks?
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What is this, an interrogation?
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Just answer the question.
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I've been patching up the plan.
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And?
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And that's it.
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Do I need to show you the evidence?
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I can post it around the school.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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I think you do.
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Care to explain what happened on the
roof last week?
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Flash said no to Fritton so I asked him
and he gave in. Then Thwaites turned up.
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And what did you do after that?
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Ran around making sure everyone had everything hidden.
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What did you do during that?
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I ran, I just told you that.
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You ran, but were you really alone?
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You aren't making any sense.
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Come to think of it, you never do.
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Stop trying to change the topic Miss Jones.
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Do you have to be so formal?
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Yes.
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Did you or did you not lean into kiss
Miss Annabelle Fritton in the presence of a Flash Harry?
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Shouldn't that be Mr Flash Harry?
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What was the point in that?
Is there really a need for this violence?
Death by bloody textbook isn't what I want on my headstone!
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I'll ask the questions thank you Miss Jones.
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Don't mock or pull faces,
I have eyes you know.
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Very poor ones considering you need
Harry Potter style glasses.
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Answer the question Jones.
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Alright then.
I did.
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That wasn't so hard now was it?
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Now Jones,
while alerting everyone to the situation at hand,
did you or did you not cross paths with
Annabelle Fritton?
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No.
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Might I remind you that you are under oath?
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What oath?
I haven't taken a bloody oath!
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St Trinian oath Miss Jones.
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You've been watching too much Law and Order.
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Answer the question truthfully Jones!
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No comment.
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Does the defendant require seeing the evidence?
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Since when was this a court case?
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Fine, I bumped into Fritton.
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And then what Miss Jones?
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Thwaites was coming so we had to hide.
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And where did you hide?
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In the room behind the police tape.
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You shouldn't cross police tape Miss Jones,
it's an offence.
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I'm Head Girl and this is St Trinians.
I can do whatever I please.
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Now Miss Jones, what happened in said room?
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Held a tea party with Mr Darcy and
pranced around like ponces.
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Don't be sarcastic Jones,
answer the question.
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Stop being ridiculous then.
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We waited for Thwaites to pass.
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Lies!
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What the hell Polly?
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You pinned her up against the wall and
played tonsil tennis!
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Yes, that's what happened.
Are you done now?
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How do you plead, guilty or not guilty?
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Very, very guilty.
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I sentence you to giving back all of my
books, laptops and research that
you confiscated for no reason.
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Whatever you say Polly.
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Fritton has balls,
she needs a makeover.
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No Polly, she doesn't.
Fritton is female and not male.
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That's not what I meant.
I knew you cared about her though.
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Polly, I'm tired.
Can you just let me sleep?
I have to rob the National Gallery tomorrow and
I need my sleep.
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I saw how angry and worried you got when
Fritton went out to confront Thwaites and told
him of his daughter's true nature.
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Good for you, can I sleep now?
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You couldn't pull her back in fast enough!
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She was still blushing from your snogging attack!
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Are you done rabbiting on?
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She's been smiling constantly all week.
Your doing I suspect?
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Fine, we'll give her the damn makeover!
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Good idea Jones.
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Piss off and let me sleep.
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Shame Belle isn't here for you to drool on.
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Fuck off.
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Gladly.
Mr Keyboards been playing up, I've gone over it but I'm in a rush. If there's any missing letters or words then I'll fix it when I get chance.
Review because it's New Year? Try not to get too drunk goons