Neither Hotaru Maxwell nor Minako own Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon, we are
both psycho anime fans that worship either Duo Maxwell (ME) or Heero Yuy
a.k.a. Odin Lowe jr. (Minako) so don't try suing us cause we don't have a
Damn dime, so there, We Also don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon, Megami Kouhosei,
any of the Tenchi series or Card Captor Sakura...
Hotaru: * looks all happy jumping up and down* I got a 96 on my Global test!! What about YOU Minako?? * Minako gulps and hides her paper behind her back*
Minako:…um…GOOD
Hotaru: OO O OO OO!! Lemme see!! Duo got a 46! Shame on him, I'm making him take a RE-test…. Hmn.. or may be I can call Twilight-chan to whip him into shape, anyone who gets below a 65 on a test has to go study with her and all rules GO, my 2nd muse DOES need something to do on my off days..* Minako gulps, the paper falling from behind her to reveal a….*
Hotaru:…O.o…. How in the hell can you get a –10???? A FREAKEN NEGATIVE 10!! HOW?? * Minako blushs*
Minako:… apparently writing MY GLUBAL TEECHERS SEXIE under the space were your name goes isn't a good idea, *Hotaru sighs *
Hotaru:…consitering you spelled "Global", "Teacher" and "Sexy" wrong, I can see why…*sighs* that's it your taking the re-test AND doing the extra credit!! * Minako flashes the \\//*
Minako: nuh huh! I had Hee-kun hack into the grade book and give me a 70! * Hotaru sweatdrops*
Hotaru:…Twilight-chan?…help me…please… and they say I'm bad… OMFG!! ITS RYOU BAKURA!! * runs too the TV where Duo is watching Yu-Gi-Oh and plops down drooling over the cutie (his Japanese voice is soooooo kawaii!! ^_^\\//)
Minako:..God she is impulsive…OMFG ITS JOEY!!! * runs over and pushes Hotaru and Duo away from the TV drooling a river to rival the nile*
Hotaru and Duo:... tv…no!! * Hotaru clutches her Ryou Bakura plushie along with her Duo plushie, Li from CCS plushie, Erts Virny Cocteau from Megami Kouhosei, Takeru and Yamato from Digimon and her Ryo-Ohki plushie rocking back in forth*
Hotaru:…need..anime fix…need…anime…* looks too Duo and smirks* heheheh screw anime I need my daily does of Duo! * glop attacks Duo while Minako is still sucktioned to the TV screen*
Duo:…^_^
Hotaru looked to the ground, deep in her own thoughts. Makoto was in a state of shock, the chestnut haired girl was sitting on a chair, hugging her knees. Trowa sat next to her, a compherting hand lay on her shoulder. Rei and Wufei were having a heated argument about why they did that. Minako was trying to consoul her friend, with Heero and Quatre in the corner talking. Hotaru blinked a few times before looking to the Icey haired Senshi of Ice. Ami was watching the news with furred eyebrows. The demi- goddess of death took a deep breath.
" Ami, I need you too look at something for me.." Hotaru asked, Ami took her eyes from the screen and looked to the raven haired girl. The mercurian shrugged.
" is it important?" Ami asked, Hotaru nodded, she handed Ami a small sample of the slime from her boot. Ami took one look at it and gulped.
" why do I have this feeling in the pit of my stomach that this isn't just some random mold?" Ami asked, Minako swiped the bag from Ami.
" UGH!!! Hotaru!! This is gross!! Ew ew ew ew boogers" Minako freaked, dropping the bag to the ground, the ice senshi sighed and picked up the fallen bag, while Hotaru pwapped Minako in the back of the head.
" their not boogers baka! I stepped in this junk durring our OZ raid last night!" Hotaru yelled, Minako blinked and gulped, not having seen Hotaru snap at her like this in a while. The Raven haired death senshi sighed.
" I…. I think this is from the Nega-moon…" Hotaru whispered, Minako stood up knocking over her chair, startling Makoto, Rei, Heero and Quatre.
" WHAT?!?!? NO %#^$ING WAY!! We destroyed the Nega-Moon, that's it, their gone…DAMNIT I'VE FINALLY GOT A BOYFRIEND AND I DON'T NEED SOME NEGA-ASS ON HIGH ATUS TO RUIEN IT FOR ME!!" Minako screetched, Hotaru rubbed her temples. Ami stood quietly.
" calm down, we don't know for fact this is Nega-related, I need to check it out though, I'll be in the living room.." the quiet girl whispered, taking her leave to the living room. Ami sat on the left side of the couch, pulling her mini-data computer from the hammer space. The small blue compact grew to the full size of a laptop. The words on the screen flashed wild symbols, only to be under stood threw the blue visor over the Ice Senshi's eyes. She deposited a drop of the goop on a small opening, then began typing furiously. Minako, Rei, Hotaru and Makoto looked uncomphertable under the stairs of their boyfriends. Heero crossed his arms.
"start talking Minako" he ordered, the blond senshi gulped, looking to her fellow comrades for help. Hotaru took a deep breath.
" its started about oh a few milliena ago, there was this thing called the Silver Millenium…" Hotaru was cut off by Wufei.
" please, we've all herd this children's story before.." Wufei spat, Rei glared at him, full force.
" our story ain't nothing to tell a child Wufei" Rei growled, she nodded to Hotaru, signiling her too finish.
" thanks Rei, during the Silver Millienium, there was this thing called the Silver Alliance, which is the Allience of the 10 kingdoms of the Purity Dimention, durring this time, every planet in the solar system was inhabited by human like people. 9 of the 10 kingdoms were ruled by women, Senshi to be more exact, the 5 inner kingdoms, Venus, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter and Earth, protected crystal toyko, and the 4 outer kingdoms, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto, protected the universe. Now, during this time, each good dimention had a bad dimention that went along with it too keep balance, like ying and yang ok? During this Golden Age, the pure side was the domonite, each of the Senshi, FEMALE Senshi, were very powerful and armed a gate that linked too the other side, the evil side, but the Earth had no female Senshi to guard and protect the gate, so the evil escaped, infecting all of earth, brainwashing them to follow the dark side, they were led by the traitors to the Earth Kingdom, Zoicite, Jedite, Malachite and Nephrite were their names. The Prince of Earth, Endymion, was desprite.." Hotaru was cut off by a snorting Rei.
" and selfish.." she added, Hotaru cleared her throat.
" yes, and selfish, and took off to the moon too find his ….eh… love, Usagi, aka Princess Serenity, his 4 so called trusted Generals followed him, and broke from him, finding the Power Center located on the moon, and smashing the Sailor Crystals that lay there, each Sailor Senshi was robbed of their powers leaving them unable to hold the gates back and fight. We.. and I say we because this is OUR past life.. retreated to the moon to regroup, by the time we got there Endymion and Serenity were dead, Mars, Mercury, Venus and Jupiter managed to destory the 4 traitors, but we were vonerable, Queen Beryl and her armies of nightmares and humans, over threw us, killing the Senshi, the Queen of the moon, used the last bit of her life force to seal the dark gates shut… and give us a future threw re- birth…unfortunionatly, the evil was re-born as well, we faught them, won which brings up to present day.." Hotaru explained. 4 of the boys stood gawking, Duo had long ago feel asleep. Trowa cleared his throat.
" I was right… there IS a lot about you girls that we don't know.. like the fact your old enough to be our parents parents parents parents…ext…" he muttered, Makoto took a shaky breath.
" I knew I didn't kill those people.. I knew it I knew it.." she repeated, Minako sighed.
" you need some rest Mako-chan…" Minako said, Makoto nodded, slowly getting too her feet, her legs gave out, Trowa caught her and left the room, his jupiter-born princess in his arms. Hotaru looked too Duo's sleeping form, the braided baka was drooling on himself.. The Raven haired Saturn-child growled and kicked the chair from under neith him. He awake with a start when his head hit the floor.
" ITAI!!!" Duo screamed clutching his throbbing head, Heero smirked.
" serves you right braided baka.." Heero muttered, Minako put her hands to her hips.
" that's not nice!" Minako growled, Heero glared at her.
" not nice? What you girls did wasn't only 'not nice' but also stupid!! What if you were caught?? How did you even KNOW where to go for OUR mission??!!?!" Heero demanded, all 3 girls blushed, Quatre shrugged.
" well, they probably umm hacked into your computer?" he suggested, Hotaru and Rei nodded while Minako laughed.
" yeah right!! I can't even set my VCR! I just took it apart and had Ami upload all the stuff she needs!" Again! Bring on the big mouth! Heero looked ready to kill.
".you.disembodied.my.laptop??" Heero Asked, Minako nodded while Hotaru and Rei slapped their foreheads.
" yup! Its in about oh, a thousand pieces under your bed!" Minako giggled, Heero's eyes widened about a half an inch, he slowly shut his eyes and backed out of the room, Duo looked dumbfounded then pouted.
" what?!?!? NO Omea O Korosu?!?!?! No gun to head?!?!? Damnit Heero your not fair!!" Duo shook his fist and yelled at the empty door frame only to have a bullet wiz past his face. Minako giggled.
" gotta love being the girlfriend!" Minako said, she skipped in the same direct Heero left, Duo looked shocked and whimpered. Hotaru smiled slightly and put a hand on his shoulder.
" there there koibito.. go get dressed and I'll get you a minty shake from the ice cream parlor" Duo's eyes lite up like a child on christmas morning, he looked to her with the shinning eyes.
"..w….with chocolate chips and whip cream?" he asked in a small voice, Hotaru smiled and nodded.
" yes yes anything you want" Hotaru answered, Duo jumped about 10 feet into the air.
" WOOHOO!!" he cried in pure delight, speeding off to his room, with the silence senshi following stealthly. Rei looked too Wufei.
" Hotaru's gunna need some help with Duo… come on Dragon-kun, I'll buy you a cherry ice cream" Rei promased, she and Wufei went in the opposite direction as Hotaru and Duo, leaving poor Quatre too clean up the kitchen. The blond Arabian sighed before getting on with the task at hand.
The Dark Moon Kingdom
" Mistresses Isis, Burna, Enae, Malice and Shade" the Ice, red tipped, chestnut, white and raven haired women, in that order, looked to the 2nd grade higher classed minion that lay on his stomach infront of them, he looked like a mix between a fly, grasshopper and spider. Behind the demon general there were thousands and thousands of minions made of nightmares and fears.
" what is it Worm" the chestnut haired Enae demanded, the creature dare not look its masters in the eyes, he was the one who defended the creature before and now it was his turn to prove himself.
"..my…my queens…the purity senshis Saturn and Mars.. are leaving going out away from the remaining 3…with..with their weaknesses.." The white haired women stood up.
" stop studdering and speak quickly! Your wasting my time!" the white haired demon Malice yelled. The insect creature quivered as the look in Shades eyes became one of boredom.
" you have 30 seconds" Shade said monotonely, the creature gulped.
" we are going to send some of our best fighters to attack the sailor senshi's weakensses, causing them to become destressed!! Oh please, all mighty Queen don't kill me!!" the creature begged, Burna smirked.
" oh, if you fail us, we can promase things MUCH worse then death" Burna swore, the creature took one last bow.
" I… I won't fail my masters" he promased before running for his life. Shade smirked.
" I don't like the way he runs…if the purity senshi don't kill him, remind me too" Shade whispered, Isis looked to her nails before balling a fist.
" soon, all of the silver universe will be ours, thanks to our virus.. hmn, even those lil boyfriends will be infected… this is rich!!" Isis cackled, to be silenced by Shade, this women adored silence, any moment to break it was a reason to be killed to her..
" soon my dear comerades, soon we will have this universe.. so very soon.." Malice whispered, as they disappeared back to the shadows, only the evil glow from their eyes still visable…
Hotaru:…that reminds me of the DEER in the COUNTRY…. A deer jumped out infront of me… it was being chased by men in lil loin cloths!! * Minako scoots from Hotaru in the Authors box*
Minako:..theres a place for your kind… its called ECMC… you should go and tell them more about your lil …..fun things..
Hotaru:…yeah and I'll tell them how are boyfriends are nothing more then cartoons and that we're just made up characters to portary real people who just happen to have too much time on their hands?!?!?
Minako: yeah sure, we're not real and Duo and Heero are just cartoons.. you crack me up Hotaru! * walks out of the author box laughing.*
Hotaru:…remember I like reviews… review or the prople who invented us will be SAD and I'll have to tell Twilight and all her friends about YOU… yes YOU not you, YOU the one behind the guy who smells like day old casserole yes you!! I know where you live.. muahahahaahahahah!!
Hotaru: * looks all happy jumping up and down* I got a 96 on my Global test!! What about YOU Minako?? * Minako gulps and hides her paper behind her back*
Minako:…um…GOOD
Hotaru: OO O OO OO!! Lemme see!! Duo got a 46! Shame on him, I'm making him take a RE-test…. Hmn.. or may be I can call Twilight-chan to whip him into shape, anyone who gets below a 65 on a test has to go study with her and all rules GO, my 2nd muse DOES need something to do on my off days..* Minako gulps, the paper falling from behind her to reveal a….*
Hotaru:…O.o…. How in the hell can you get a –10???? A FREAKEN NEGATIVE 10!! HOW?? * Minako blushs*
Minako:… apparently writing MY GLUBAL TEECHERS SEXIE under the space were your name goes isn't a good idea, *Hotaru sighs *
Hotaru:…consitering you spelled "Global", "Teacher" and "Sexy" wrong, I can see why…*sighs* that's it your taking the re-test AND doing the extra credit!! * Minako flashes the \\//*
Minako: nuh huh! I had Hee-kun hack into the grade book and give me a 70! * Hotaru sweatdrops*
Hotaru:…Twilight-chan?…help me…please… and they say I'm bad… OMFG!! ITS RYOU BAKURA!! * runs too the TV where Duo is watching Yu-Gi-Oh and plops down drooling over the cutie (his Japanese voice is soooooo kawaii!! ^_^\\//)
Minako:..God she is impulsive…OMFG ITS JOEY!!! * runs over and pushes Hotaru and Duo away from the TV drooling a river to rival the nile*
Hotaru and Duo:... tv…no!! * Hotaru clutches her Ryou Bakura plushie along with her Duo plushie, Li from CCS plushie, Erts Virny Cocteau from Megami Kouhosei, Takeru and Yamato from Digimon and her Ryo-Ohki plushie rocking back in forth*
Hotaru:…need..anime fix…need…anime…* looks too Duo and smirks* heheheh screw anime I need my daily does of Duo! * glop attacks Duo while Minako is still sucktioned to the TV screen*
Duo:…^_^
Hotaru looked to the ground, deep in her own thoughts. Makoto was in a state of shock, the chestnut haired girl was sitting on a chair, hugging her knees. Trowa sat next to her, a compherting hand lay on her shoulder. Rei and Wufei were having a heated argument about why they did that. Minako was trying to consoul her friend, with Heero and Quatre in the corner talking. Hotaru blinked a few times before looking to the Icey haired Senshi of Ice. Ami was watching the news with furred eyebrows. The demi- goddess of death took a deep breath.
" Ami, I need you too look at something for me.." Hotaru asked, Ami took her eyes from the screen and looked to the raven haired girl. The mercurian shrugged.
" is it important?" Ami asked, Hotaru nodded, she handed Ami a small sample of the slime from her boot. Ami took one look at it and gulped.
" why do I have this feeling in the pit of my stomach that this isn't just some random mold?" Ami asked, Minako swiped the bag from Ami.
" UGH!!! Hotaru!! This is gross!! Ew ew ew ew boogers" Minako freaked, dropping the bag to the ground, the ice senshi sighed and picked up the fallen bag, while Hotaru pwapped Minako in the back of the head.
" their not boogers baka! I stepped in this junk durring our OZ raid last night!" Hotaru yelled, Minako blinked and gulped, not having seen Hotaru snap at her like this in a while. The Raven haired death senshi sighed.
" I…. I think this is from the Nega-moon…" Hotaru whispered, Minako stood up knocking over her chair, startling Makoto, Rei, Heero and Quatre.
" WHAT?!?!? NO %#^$ING WAY!! We destroyed the Nega-Moon, that's it, their gone…DAMNIT I'VE FINALLY GOT A BOYFRIEND AND I DON'T NEED SOME NEGA-ASS ON HIGH ATUS TO RUIEN IT FOR ME!!" Minako screetched, Hotaru rubbed her temples. Ami stood quietly.
" calm down, we don't know for fact this is Nega-related, I need to check it out though, I'll be in the living room.." the quiet girl whispered, taking her leave to the living room. Ami sat on the left side of the couch, pulling her mini-data computer from the hammer space. The small blue compact grew to the full size of a laptop. The words on the screen flashed wild symbols, only to be under stood threw the blue visor over the Ice Senshi's eyes. She deposited a drop of the goop on a small opening, then began typing furiously. Minako, Rei, Hotaru and Makoto looked uncomphertable under the stairs of their boyfriends. Heero crossed his arms.
"start talking Minako" he ordered, the blond senshi gulped, looking to her fellow comrades for help. Hotaru took a deep breath.
" its started about oh a few milliena ago, there was this thing called the Silver Millenium…" Hotaru was cut off by Wufei.
" please, we've all herd this children's story before.." Wufei spat, Rei glared at him, full force.
" our story ain't nothing to tell a child Wufei" Rei growled, she nodded to Hotaru, signiling her too finish.
" thanks Rei, during the Silver Millienium, there was this thing called the Silver Alliance, which is the Allience of the 10 kingdoms of the Purity Dimention, durring this time, every planet in the solar system was inhabited by human like people. 9 of the 10 kingdoms were ruled by women, Senshi to be more exact, the 5 inner kingdoms, Venus, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter and Earth, protected crystal toyko, and the 4 outer kingdoms, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto, protected the universe. Now, during this time, each good dimention had a bad dimention that went along with it too keep balance, like ying and yang ok? During this Golden Age, the pure side was the domonite, each of the Senshi, FEMALE Senshi, were very powerful and armed a gate that linked too the other side, the evil side, but the Earth had no female Senshi to guard and protect the gate, so the evil escaped, infecting all of earth, brainwashing them to follow the dark side, they were led by the traitors to the Earth Kingdom, Zoicite, Jedite, Malachite and Nephrite were their names. The Prince of Earth, Endymion, was desprite.." Hotaru was cut off by a snorting Rei.
" and selfish.." she added, Hotaru cleared her throat.
" yes, and selfish, and took off to the moon too find his ….eh… love, Usagi, aka Princess Serenity, his 4 so called trusted Generals followed him, and broke from him, finding the Power Center located on the moon, and smashing the Sailor Crystals that lay there, each Sailor Senshi was robbed of their powers leaving them unable to hold the gates back and fight. We.. and I say we because this is OUR past life.. retreated to the moon to regroup, by the time we got there Endymion and Serenity were dead, Mars, Mercury, Venus and Jupiter managed to destory the 4 traitors, but we were vonerable, Queen Beryl and her armies of nightmares and humans, over threw us, killing the Senshi, the Queen of the moon, used the last bit of her life force to seal the dark gates shut… and give us a future threw re- birth…unfortunionatly, the evil was re-born as well, we faught them, won which brings up to present day.." Hotaru explained. 4 of the boys stood gawking, Duo had long ago feel asleep. Trowa cleared his throat.
" I was right… there IS a lot about you girls that we don't know.. like the fact your old enough to be our parents parents parents parents…ext…" he muttered, Makoto took a shaky breath.
" I knew I didn't kill those people.. I knew it I knew it.." she repeated, Minako sighed.
" you need some rest Mako-chan…" Minako said, Makoto nodded, slowly getting too her feet, her legs gave out, Trowa caught her and left the room, his jupiter-born princess in his arms. Hotaru looked too Duo's sleeping form, the braided baka was drooling on himself.. The Raven haired Saturn-child growled and kicked the chair from under neith him. He awake with a start when his head hit the floor.
" ITAI!!!" Duo screamed clutching his throbbing head, Heero smirked.
" serves you right braided baka.." Heero muttered, Minako put her hands to her hips.
" that's not nice!" Minako growled, Heero glared at her.
" not nice? What you girls did wasn't only 'not nice' but also stupid!! What if you were caught?? How did you even KNOW where to go for OUR mission??!!?!" Heero demanded, all 3 girls blushed, Quatre shrugged.
" well, they probably umm hacked into your computer?" he suggested, Hotaru and Rei nodded while Minako laughed.
" yeah right!! I can't even set my VCR! I just took it apart and had Ami upload all the stuff she needs!" Again! Bring on the big mouth! Heero looked ready to kill.
".you.disembodied.my.laptop??" Heero Asked, Minako nodded while Hotaru and Rei slapped their foreheads.
" yup! Its in about oh, a thousand pieces under your bed!" Minako giggled, Heero's eyes widened about a half an inch, he slowly shut his eyes and backed out of the room, Duo looked dumbfounded then pouted.
" what?!?!? NO Omea O Korosu?!?!?! No gun to head?!?!? Damnit Heero your not fair!!" Duo shook his fist and yelled at the empty door frame only to have a bullet wiz past his face. Minako giggled.
" gotta love being the girlfriend!" Minako said, she skipped in the same direct Heero left, Duo looked shocked and whimpered. Hotaru smiled slightly and put a hand on his shoulder.
" there there koibito.. go get dressed and I'll get you a minty shake from the ice cream parlor" Duo's eyes lite up like a child on christmas morning, he looked to her with the shinning eyes.
"..w….with chocolate chips and whip cream?" he asked in a small voice, Hotaru smiled and nodded.
" yes yes anything you want" Hotaru answered, Duo jumped about 10 feet into the air.
" WOOHOO!!" he cried in pure delight, speeding off to his room, with the silence senshi following stealthly. Rei looked too Wufei.
" Hotaru's gunna need some help with Duo… come on Dragon-kun, I'll buy you a cherry ice cream" Rei promased, she and Wufei went in the opposite direction as Hotaru and Duo, leaving poor Quatre too clean up the kitchen. The blond Arabian sighed before getting on with the task at hand.
The Dark Moon Kingdom
" Mistresses Isis, Burna, Enae, Malice and Shade" the Ice, red tipped, chestnut, white and raven haired women, in that order, looked to the 2nd grade higher classed minion that lay on his stomach infront of them, he looked like a mix between a fly, grasshopper and spider. Behind the demon general there were thousands and thousands of minions made of nightmares and fears.
" what is it Worm" the chestnut haired Enae demanded, the creature dare not look its masters in the eyes, he was the one who defended the creature before and now it was his turn to prove himself.
"..my…my queens…the purity senshis Saturn and Mars.. are leaving going out away from the remaining 3…with..with their weaknesses.." The white haired women stood up.
" stop studdering and speak quickly! Your wasting my time!" the white haired demon Malice yelled. The insect creature quivered as the look in Shades eyes became one of boredom.
" you have 30 seconds" Shade said monotonely, the creature gulped.
" we are going to send some of our best fighters to attack the sailor senshi's weakensses, causing them to become destressed!! Oh please, all mighty Queen don't kill me!!" the creature begged, Burna smirked.
" oh, if you fail us, we can promase things MUCH worse then death" Burna swore, the creature took one last bow.
" I… I won't fail my masters" he promased before running for his life. Shade smirked.
" I don't like the way he runs…if the purity senshi don't kill him, remind me too" Shade whispered, Isis looked to her nails before balling a fist.
" soon, all of the silver universe will be ours, thanks to our virus.. hmn, even those lil boyfriends will be infected… this is rich!!" Isis cackled, to be silenced by Shade, this women adored silence, any moment to break it was a reason to be killed to her..
" soon my dear comerades, soon we will have this universe.. so very soon.." Malice whispered, as they disappeared back to the shadows, only the evil glow from their eyes still visable…
Hotaru:…that reminds me of the DEER in the COUNTRY…. A deer jumped out infront of me… it was being chased by men in lil loin cloths!! * Minako scoots from Hotaru in the Authors box*
Minako:..theres a place for your kind… its called ECMC… you should go and tell them more about your lil …..fun things..
Hotaru:…yeah and I'll tell them how are boyfriends are nothing more then cartoons and that we're just made up characters to portary real people who just happen to have too much time on their hands?!?!?
Minako: yeah sure, we're not real and Duo and Heero are just cartoons.. you crack me up Hotaru! * walks out of the author box laughing.*
Hotaru:…remember I like reviews… review or the prople who invented us will be SAD and I'll have to tell Twilight and all her friends about YOU… yes YOU not you, YOU the one behind the guy who smells like day old casserole yes you!! I know where you live.. muahahahaahahahah!!