Fan Letters

by geranosaurus

The Titans have plenty of fans. So that means they get fan letters, right? And the villains have fans, too. So that means they get fan letters as well, correct? I have chosen a few of the better letters to show you all, as well as the replies.

7. Love and War

Fan Letters

By: Yukura

Disclaimer: I don't own the Titans. They belong to Cartoon Network and DC Comics. But you knew that, didn't you?

A/N: So here is the next chapter of my fanfic. I think that this story is nearing it's end, probably within a few chapters. But maybe when I finish the plot I basically had I can just keep writing random letters, just not as often. Anywho, enjoy!

Dear Robin,

Why do you like hair gel so much? I don't get it, really. Hair gel is just, well, hair gel. It's not that important.

Confused

Confused:

HAIR GEL IS THE BEST! See, it makes me look sexy. And girls dig the hair gel.

Truthfully, Friend Robin, I think that your hair looks the best without the hair gel.

Really? But I like the hair gel!

You still look the nice with it, Friend Robin.

Okay. The hair gel stays, then.

Sincerely,

Robin (And Starfire)

Dear Raven,

Why do you hate Terra? Is it because she likes Beast Boy? Or is there more to this whole story?

Carla

Dear Carla,

One of the reasons I hate Terra is because she likes Beast Boy and is trying to steal him even though he is MINE. Also, because she is just plain stupid and an annoying preppy skinny little dumb blonde.

Raven

Dear Raven,

Thank you very much for telling me what happened at the battle between you and Terra. Here is the story I am using for the newspaper:

Even superhero have problems with dating. Ask Raven from the Teen Titans. A former Titans, the rock-moving girl known as Terra, used to date Beast Boy, who is currently Raven's boyfriend. Raven and Terra have hated each other since they first met, and our sources tell us that is because Raven was jealous that Terra was dating Beast Boy. When Terra betrayed the Titans and worked for the villain Slade, Beast Boy started dating Raven. Even when Terra turned to stone to save the city for the demise she had made for it, Beast Boy still dated Raven. And now that Terra has been miraculously saved from her stony grave, she wants her Beast Boy back. In order to get back her beloved Beast Boy, Terra sent an anonymous call to the Titans. When they arrived at the scene, Terra ignored the other Titans and just attacked Raven. According the boy that was being fought over, it was a gigantic cat fight. Beast Boy ended the fight by showing his decision and kicking Terra in the head. Terra was arrested. I think it is unjust that Terra got arrested for fighting for the boy she loved, but I also think she wouldn't want a boy like Beast Boy. He did choose the mean and evil-seeming Raven over the friendly sunny Terra. Plus, he kicked a girl! I think that Raven and Beast Boy are both nasty creatures who deserve each other.

Sincerely,

Mandy Pepper

Dear Mandy,

Terra tried to take over the world! You would have been her slave! And you say she is the better one? And she started the fight! I only fought back for self-defense. And it was not a cat fight! And don't you diss Beast Boy, that's my job! But yeah, he shouldn't kick a girl, even if it is a skanky one like Terra.

Raven

Dear Cyborg,

Hi. My name is Fred. I wrote a letter to Gizmo and I found out that Jinx has been writing to you using a different name. I thought you'd like to know. Btw, I think you are cooler than Gizmo.

Fred

Fred:

Um, thanks for the tip. And of course I'm cooler than Gizmo, he's an annoying little punk.

Cyborg

Dear Emma,

Are you Jinx?

Cyborg

Dear Cyborg,

Yeah, I am. How'd you figure it out?

Emma (Or Jinx really)

Emma…or Jinx:

Some weird guy named Fred said that he found it out from Gizmo or something like that. So, you want to go back out with me and were trying to convince me by using a pretend fan?

Cyborg

Dear Cyborg,

Yeah. That was pretty dumb of me. I am so going to kill Gizmo.

Hey! I didn't know that Fred would write telling Cyborg. By the way, you suck Cyborg!

Jinx (AND GIZMO TOO!BWAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Dear Slade,

Hi. You're kind of cool, actually. I used to hate you, but not anymore. I used to hate Robin too, but not anymore. I think you and Robin are freakishly alike. Maybe you are related. If you weren't old, I'd say you were his evil twin, or the other way around. Moo. Bye.

Yukura

Dear Yukura,

You're a really weird person, but thanks for saying I'm cool. Robin is stupider than me.

Slade

Dear Beast Boy,

Have you ever read a book, besides a comic book, before?

Dora

Dora:

Uh, yeah. I did got to school before. And I read cool books like Harry Potter and stuff. And Raven makes me read weird creepy books.

BB

Dear Starfire,

You are almost my favorite Titan, but since you don't like tofu, I like Beast Boy better.

Sorry,

Sally

Dearest Sally,

If I was to at the least try the tofu, would I become the favorite?

Sincerely,

Starfire

Dear Starfire,

If you try it and like it, yeah.

Sally

Dearest Friend Sally,

I have done the trying of the tofu and have it to be most the delicious.

Starfire

Dear Robin,
Mwahaha, you are on my assasin's list.. #1!
Lurve,
Nosliw Edals :-)

Dear Nosliw Edals,

Who are you? And how in the world do you expect to kill somebody as cool as me?

Robin

Dear Slade:
How do you explain.. THIS! -picture of Slade playing with a barbie doll, wearing a plastic pink crown on his head-
I would really like to know. I sent one to the Titans.. but I haven't been able to talk to them, they're still laughing..
SO I sent one to Trigon, since you and him are all.. well.. INTIMATE and whatnot. I got the same reaction.. perhaps I am spreading a desease..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
..Er, yeah Robin, I know it's funny, but you didn't need to write that on my paper!
MOO-HOO-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Hello Trigon! Please step away, you are burning the paper! Anyways, by the way Slade, did you get my fruit basket? Hope you did! Wonderful Dr. Pepper goodness!
BARBIE! SLADE! OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
..Yes, Raven and Beastboy.. it is very funny.. are you able to breathe? Ahh, well.. I'll send another fruit basket your way, in case you didn't get mine. It's always so hard, stop changing hide outs! It makes it harder to find the adresses on the internet! ..Robin is looking at me funny, I think I'll leave..
Your Fan!
Em

Dear Em,

What? It's not that funny. Everybody has played with Barbie dolls before. Right? RIGHT?

I never got that fruit basket.

Slade

Dear Raven and Beast Boy,
My friend and i where wondering why you are going out. No offence but you dont seem to make a good match.
And Raven, I already have a guy for you! His name is Fate and he is really cool!
Oh and Beast Boy, thanx for um...you know.
Love
Blaze and Ravenfan16

Dear Blaze and Ravenfan16

We are a good match, even though Beast Boy is annoying.

Uh, yeah, Rae, but WHY are we a good match? Why do you like me?

Why do you like me?

I like you because you are pretty, because you can be funny sometimes, because sometimes the smart stuff you say sounds cool, and I just sort of do.

Well, I like you because very rarely you can be funny, because you can be pretty darn cute sometimes, and because you occasionally say something intelligent. And that just sort of do thing works for me too. And by the way, I don't want Fate. I want my Beast Boy. What's that you know, Beast Boy?

My phone number! That's it! Stop glaring at me Rae, I'm not gonna dump you just because I gave somebody my number!

Bye,

Raven and Beast Boy (HELP! She's attacking me!)

Dear Beast Boy,
Does Raven open each of your letters before it gets to you? Because she seems to reply first.
A Concerned Friend

Dear Concerned Friend,

Of course I open all of his letters before they get to him! How else am I supposed to make sure he isn't cheating on me? And as it is, some letters do slip through.

She just doesn't want anybody else to date me. She's got jealousy issues.

Shut up, Beast Boy.

And anger management issues too.

What is this, Insult Raven Day?

Why are you being so mean?

Because you are being mean to!

Sorry.

Whatever.

Raven…and yeah, Beast Boy too

Dear Beast Boy,

I've noticed you and Raven have been fighting a lot lately. Why don't you dump her a date somebody nicer.

Hattie

Dear Hattie,

Well, 'cause I really like Raven I guess. But I don't know why she is being all mad 'cause I didn't really do nothing. At least, I don't think I did.

You've been acting like a jerk and insulting me.

I have? 'Cause you have been too.

I have not!

Whatever, Rae. I'm sorry I've been a jerk if I have been, though.

Oh, fine. I was a jerk too and I'm sorry too.

Bye,

Beast Boy and Raven

A/N: I usually don't write one of my own letters after the ones the others sent in are down, but I noticed I was having BB and Rae fighting a little. Anyway, review please. I'm pretty much positive that I'm going to have two more chapters. Also, if you want to send in a letter to the Titans of your own, please do so in your review to this chapter as it might be your last chance.