I own Darkwing Duck about as much as I own my car…..and I don't own a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I STILL OWN THE VILLANS SO A BIG FRAG TO YOU!

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Darkwing Duck, sat in his seat at his computer council, his head hung down, his hat over his eyes. From below, Gosalyn, Honker, and Morgana stared up at him.

"He's been like this since he came back from SHUSH…I wonder what's wrong?" Honker asked.

Gosalyn held up several sheets of paper and handed them to Honker. "Didn't you read the last chapter?" She demanded. Honker tossed the papers aside. "No, and besides that's breaking the fourth wall." "We still have one?" Gos asked.

Morgana looked up at her dejected boyfriend. "Maybe I'll talk to him, and see if I can help.." "Not a good idea, last time he was in one of these moods he grounded me for a week… and that was just for saying Good Morning."

"What would cause him to get into one of THOSE moods?" "Finding out that we are going camping….at the same time…..and the same place…as the Muddlefoots." "Ah."

But with Morgana not being one to take no for an answer, floated up to where Darkwing was. She found him as he was as we stated at the start of the chapter, except now he was eating…..

"Chocolate covered pestles?" The Duck Knight looked up at her, as he munched on his chocolate covered snack. "It helps the pain inside me." Darkwing said. As he ate five in one gulp. Morgana grabbed the bag. "Dark get ahold of yourself it's not the end of the world."

"I GOT FIRED!"

"….okay I stand corrected."

Morgana grabbed Darkwing shoulders. "listen to me Darkwing Duck, did SHUSH help you defeat the Fearsome five?"

Darkwing didn't want to respond, he just looked up at her.

"WELL?" Morgana asked?

"no?"

"Did SHUSH help you defeat Taurs Bulba, and get a daughter, a partner and a BEST FRIEND IN THE PROCESS!?"

"No."

"Did SHUSH help you when turned a witch, on the wrong side of the law into one that helps uphold the law?" he asked now yelling to the point where Gosalyn, as well as Honker could hear her.

"NO!" Darkwing said.

"You are who you are Darkwing, let nothing change that, you've face worse, much worse and came out on top." Morgana said, smiling as her boyfriend regained his confidence.

"RIGHT, I AM THE TEROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT, I AM THE GREASE THAT YOU CANNOT REMOVE FROM YOUR GRILL!"

"Stand back." Gosalyn said as she and Honker took several steps back. "looks like your dad is going to do this again." Honker commented.

"I AM DARKWING DUCK!" Darkwing cried out..as he jumped off the platform and crashed into the floor.

"I could also use a bandage." He moaned.

Gosalyn, Morgana, and Honker just roiled their eyes.

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Meanwhile in Downtown St Canard.

A loud engine could be heard, as a solid gold Stretch limo pulled up to a street corner, as it's passengers disembarked from it as it drove off.

"Am I the only one who's wondering how for being made out of solid gold that it was able to reach speeds of 140 MPH?" Megavolt asked, putting a finger on his chin.

NegaDuck let out a laugh. "Eh yeah it's not just you for once."

The Fearsome Five had just returned from their vacation in Honolulu as mentioned in chapter 2…for those of you who just clicked here just to remind you guys.

"How on earth did you even manage to score us such a beautiful toy?" "Yes yes, how were you NegaDuck?" Quackerjack and "Mr. Banana Brain" asked him.

NegaDuck let out a chuckle. "Remember several days before our trip I said I had to go to the North Poleget some money?" HE asked as he held up a Gold Card with the words, PROPERTY OF SCOOURGE MCDUCK!

"Now that we're back, and have substantial funds, we can finally machine our goal."

"To sell everyone overpriced and Dangerous stuff for a limited time only?"

"To send an army of plants to replace the city officials?"

"To make fun toys and sell them on the Black Market?"

"To destroy Darkwing Duck?"

Negaduck, look at them all. "Megavolt for once your on a roll today, for it is also the day that we SHALL DESTORY DARKWING DUCK!

Suddenly the ground began rumbling and the street began cracking. "NegaDuck..did you buy a special deal over the phone Earthquake machine?" Liquidator asked.

"Um no." NegaDuck said, nervous for once.

Suddenly the Walker pod stepped out now covered in several layers of armor and outer defense weapons, and it was now larger in size than before.

"Wow NegaDuck you already bought a toy for us to play with?" Quackerjack said. "How thoughtful of you."

"I didn't buy that….I didn't even make it…WHY DIND'T I MAKE IT!?"

Inside the pod thing, the Golden Falcon stood in the cockpit as the sensors Targeted Bushroot, Megavolt and Liquidator.

"Fire the separator." HE said.

A gun swiveled out from under the pod and pointed itself at the three furious five members. "Well looks like Playtimes over..FOR GOOD!" Quackerjack screamed and ran, as the separator fired.

Before the three could run, right before Negaducks eyes they were hit with the ray, the water fell off the Liquidator, and Bushroots leaves and plant form also fell off.

Soon standing there was Budd Fludd, and Bushroot, before their mutations. "What the?" NegaDuck cried out and then growled. "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?" HE demanded.

Fludd pointed at the machine, "Just pick up the phone and call 1-800- DEATHMACINE." He said.

NegaDuck let out a growl, and then whipped out a chainsaw. "Well than let's see how it likes the WRATIH OF NEGADUCK!" HE cried out and charged the thing.

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"Okay." Darkwing said happily. "Now that my injuries are healed, I am ready to go out and fight crime wherever it may lurk, and no matter how long it takes I will find this, this Golden Falcon and I shall bring him to justice one and or all!"

HE stood bold and tall. "NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES NO MATTER THE PAIN, THE SUFFERING I SHALL DEDICATE MYSELF TO ENDING HIS THEART ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

"Dad, I'm pretty sure even china can hear you." Gosalyn said, and she grabbed him. "Besides look at what's on the news right now!"

She dragged Darkwing over to the TV, and pointed it as the news channel began playing a story.

"Today's breaking news," A reporter said. "As of right now Public Enemy Number 1 Negaduck is currently downtown, attacking what appears to be a giant death machine we take you live there in a minute, but first."

The screen than showed a picture of a kitten. "LOOK AT THE KITTTEH!"

"Wow the news is really going downhill." Darkwing Commented. "But that's besides the point is whatever NegaDuck wants he's not getting it!" Darkwing yelled as he ran out a window.

"LET'S GET DANGEROU-AHHHHHHHHHH!"

*CRASH*

"Oh THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!" Gosalyn said, as she, Honker and Morgana looked out the window.

"I'm alright." Darkwing said.

HONK HONK!

"Mother." Was all he could say as the Simi struck him.

"YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!" Darkwing screamed as he was struck, and flung into the air, still screaming.

He flew through the air, straight for the pod. "AHHHH!" He screamed as he slammed into the thing. The Golden Falcon stepped back as Darkwing planted himself against the window. He than smirked evilly. "Darkwing, How nice of you to show up, but please stop smudging my window."

"Your window ill not be the only thing I smudge Falcon boy!" Darkwing said, until a robotic claw grabbed and flung him off.

He hit the pavement, causing a crater, right next to Negaduck.

"Nice work Dripwing Cluck, you sure showed him." NegaDuck said.

"ENOUGH TALK!" The golden Falcon said, today you burn for your crimes NegaDuck!" "oh yeah just try and hit me." The Villain said revving up his chainsaw.

A laser fired towards him which he dodged and he jumped and spun around dodging several more.

"I told you that you couldn't hit me!" He said, right as the laser Struck him. Darkwing, who had just gotten out of his crater looked up in horror as NegaDuck let out a soul wrenching scream.

"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!, THIS IS CLICHE BUT IT FITS!" He yelled as he suddenly was gone, vaporized, his hat hit the ground in front of the remaining fearsome five members.

"I, I don't believe it." Quackerjack said. "He's gone." Fludd pulled out a cell phone. "I'll call Short Funeral Home they have the best prices."

Right at that moment the laser fired once more and hit them as well, in a flash they were all gone.

"WHAT NO!" Darkwing yelled out in terror, as he turned the face the machine. "Listen up buddy, those were MY villains and you had no right to do what you just did!"

Darkwing than found the Laser pointed at himself. "OH I have every right to do it Darkwing, I also have the right to do the same to you!" The Falcon said, laughing evilly, as he prepared to blast Darkwing Duck into Oblivion.

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How will Darkwing Get out of this one?

Will he escape to fight once more and defeat this new menace?

Or will he be turned into fired duck for a family dinner night?

Will Mcdonalds make new Chicken nuggets made out of Darkwing meat out of him?

Tune in next time to find out, Same Duck Time, Same Duck Channerl!

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