WELL PEOPLE
I have made it to chapter lucky number sleven!
I mean seven
(Darn that movie)
But today we will introduce
EMO FRODO!
DUN DUN DUN
But w/e read mortals! READ!
DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT TRYING TO INSULT EMO PEOPLE! DON'T TAKE OFFENSIVE
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Frodo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sam: Frodo did someone stab you...AGAIN?
Frodo: (pokes fingers together) Mayyybbeeeee
V: Aw darnnit they got me. (Hides knife)
Sam: V, there is no V for Vendetta fanfiction over here. Try another site
V: (Sad...er...mask) Aw alright (Leaves while coughing) cough cough V for Vendetta In Theatres Go See It cough cough
Frodo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Merry and Pippin: Frodo did someone stab you...AGAIN?
Sam: No his friend V left
Merry and Pippin: Oh...
Arwen: Frodo did someone stab you...AGAIN?
Sam: No. His friend V left
Arwen: Oh...
Gandalf: Frodo did someone-
Sam: WOULD YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP?
Gandalf: But did-
Sam: (Shouts In Gandalfs Face) NO!
Gandalf: Oh. (Whispers) Darnit
Frodo: My life and soul is gone now that V has left...
Elrond: Woah, that was unexpected
Bilbo: Frodo you still have me!
(Gandalf kills Bilbo with his powers)
Gandalf: Go on
Frodo: Now that V is gone...I must do something with myself! (Runs to bathroom)
Elrond: Okay, that sounded really really wrong
(45 MINUTES LATER)
Gandalf: (Putting foot up against Bilbo Body) You know, he makes a great foot rest
Sam: HEY FRODO IS COMING OUT!
(All run to see Frodo then akward silence)
Sam: Oh
Gandalf: My
Merry and Pippin: AWSOME!
Fashion Diva: Frodo is sporting a black, hair in face look with a Black From First To Last Shirt and Girl pants. WITH a white studded belt and blue and white Vans.
Frodo: Don't say awsome...Emo kids don't do awsome
Wormtongue: Hey! You're taking my unhappiness idea!
Random Emo Kid: Yea thats right. Let's go listen to Taking Back Sunday
Frodo: Yea totally
(30 MINUTES LATER)
Sam: WORMTONGUE!
Wormtongue: WHAT?
Sam: WHAT IS THIS SONG CALLED?
Wormtongue: MAKE DAMN SURE!
Sam: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THEY PLAYED IT?
Wormtongue: A LOST TRACK AT TEN!
Frodo: Oh my god did you know they're gonna cancel 7th Heaven?
Random Emo Kid: Oh my god
(Both cut)
Emo Public Service Announcer: Remember Kids! Cut down the street! Not across!
Aragorn: Okay that's demented
Arwen: Oh I know right?
Eowyn: Hey! I THOUGHT IT WAS DEMENTED FIRST!
Arwen: YOU LOVE THINGS THAT ARE DEMENTED LIKE THAT GUY (Points to Wormtongue)
Eowyn: But How can you resist this face? (Points to Wormtongues face)
Gandalf: I can think of three good reasons
Eowyn: SHUT UP OLD MAN!
Gandalf: AHHHHH!
Eowyn: I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!
Wormtongue: Okay that's kinda scary
Random Emo Kid: Okay now we have to put on our scarves
Frodo: Scarves? IT'S LIKE 100 DEGREES!
Random Emo Kid: You should have thought about that before you became emo
Frodo: Screw You! I quit being Emo!
Random Emo Kid: Fine (Leaves)
Sam: Good to have you back Frodo
Frodo: Yeah I'm happy too
Arwen: Hey guys check me out!
Elrond; NOOO MY DAUGHTER IS SCENE!
Legolas: I better be featured in more in the next chapter!
Well
Frodo Emo
WOW WERID
Oh yea
Scene-Obsessed with dinosaurs, kid bows, scarves, screamo bands and stuff
NO OFFENSE TO THEM EITHER
i hate labels
But i had to do it
The voices made me
SO I LOVE TAKING BACK SUNDAY
Even their new new stuff
(smiles)
So Ima working on a new fic
Cause they deleted my other one
It'll be in the Kingdom Hearts Section
SO LOOK FOR IT!
bai