Chapter 7: I Trust My """INtincts"""

AN:/ OK SO I jst got a whoel bunch of flames and I jst wanna set teh story strait (AN(ception):/ and that's not meanst to be homoscopic or anything ok so don;t flam me on that eiher!). Soem people haev said that I am a difrent author posting under this user name. This is tottally NOT TRUE. HOW FUKIGN DAR YU THI NK THAT MY STOTRY IS ANTHINK BUTT ORIGIN AL! OK SO ANYWAY rant ove r but lbr peeps HDYLN-chan is 1000% original. I'm jsut here to hve fun and if you don't liek that then you can KIS MY ENTIRE ASSHOLE!

I turned around adn ran back towards the fire but just as I gt to them they suddlenyl disappeared so instead I just ran through thin air. But then I heard a voice in my head that said, "BAZIL I AM YOUR FATHER THE GOD OF GODS OF DEATH AND I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT LIGHT IS OKAY THE MAGICAL FLAMES TOOK HIM BACK HOME SAF BUT I ALSO WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH HIM BECAUSE HE IS A TOTAL FUCKBOI."

"What now way?" I said, flabbitghosted. "YES WAY HE ALREADY HAS ANOTHER GIRFRIEND AND YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN APART FOR TWO MINUTES HER NAME IS MISA MISA AND SHE IS DU,B AND PREPPY" " that cheating son of a bitch!" I said and started to cry. "YES BUT IT IS OK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT DATING ANYMORE SO NOW YOU CAN GO AND FIND SOMEONE TO DATE WHO IS EVEN HOTTER!" the voice faded away so i stopped crying and sat up and decided tht my dad was right, I was goig to get a boyfriend who was even HOTTER than Light!1

"Just then this tall blond guy came runnig across the field witha bunch of little weird looking animals around him. He has spiky blonde hair and he is wearing an orange hoodie with a blac and yellow leather jacket on top of it and leather pants that were really rea;;y really really reaalllly tight. wE maded eye contact across the field and it was lik one of those mvie scenes and the whole world was in slo(poke) motion and I could c the terrs in his eyes. WE WERE MEwTWO BEE(drill)!(AN:/ hehe geddit cuas theyre Paceman puns! XD) He got up in feront of me adn he stopped running ansd OMFG when he was in front of me he is ike sooooooooooooo mcuh taller thwn he seemed from far away. (AN:/ this is because oif a thing called perscription not because he grew like a goant or anything!) We didn;t have to say a wrod to each other to know that we were alreqady in love. It's like this thing that hot people have and ugly people wouldn't undersdtadn it which is why they always have to like taljk to each othweer wich is really dumb and so if u don't gt it then I guess ur ugly SORRY.

OK SO ANYWAYS we loowed at each other and knew that we were totally in ,ove because we were both the hottest people in the entire universe and yeah sorry if ur on team valet or team mistake but Spark is sooooo much hotter like do u even have eyes DUH? He garbbed my face and started making out with me with passion. He lickied my tung ;DDDD. It was like agym battel in our mouths! All of a sudden Spark's electirc pokemon became a wood type ;). His OnOx used HARDEN! His beedrill used slam against my kangastan's puch ;PP My leggies pinsired his bod, around his waste. He bone rushed me ;)). /spanI could see sparks! I gaseped! WE BOTH THREW OUR POKEBALLS AND CAUGHT ODDISHES AT THE SAMER TIME! We mud sported all over the ground.

When we were ddone I starteed cryig nd i didn;t know why. Sp[ark said, "What's wrong Bazil?" And I said, "I don't know I just started crying!" and he said, "Let's take u to Prof Willow Smith he'll know whwta to do!" And so Spark scooped me up into his arms and he carried me like ove r 100 miles all the way to teh Profession's house. /

The layed my down on teh doctor tabl e wher ethey normally look at all the pokemen but this was aan emergencgy so they cleaared everything off special for me. The Protestant used all his doctor thinga on zme and when he was financed he pushed his glasses down his facrd and looked all serious. "What's the matter doctor am i dying?" I asked even though I kwne the answer was no because I am the DAUGHTER OF DEATH and I am immortal.

"No, Bazil-chan, it's even worser. You're . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PREGNANT!"