DISCLAIMER: I STILL DON'T OWN EITHER OF THESE AND IT STILL MAKES ME SAD TO SAY IT
Tyki075: Oh my god! It's been over a month since I last updated! I'm so sorry!
Kanda: You better be.
Tyki075: Why are you here?! You know I love making fun of Allen more!
Kanda: Che, the Moyashi was on his hands and knees begging me to come.
Tyki075: He stole your soba until you agreed to come up here, didn't he?
Kanda: ...
Tyki075: That's what I thought. All right, so, thank you for all of you people who reviewed! I love it when you do! Though still, not many of you did... *glares*
Also, thank you to Kakudo Shi! You were the only person who actually told me what I should do with Lavi and Kanda, though I'm still not sure yet. And, though I'm glad you were trying to help, I'm well aware of what the ship name for Allen and Tyki is, Poker Pair is my favorite OTP in the entire universe. Glad you like the story so far!
You know what, I'm just gonna respond to those who did review since I am ever so grateful,
Aren Kamelot: I'm really glad you liked the story and I know how you feel, there are barely any Percy Jackson and D. Gray-man fanfictions out there, there are four. FOUR. And one of them is mine. It hurts. Thank you so much for the review! I promise I will continue until the end!... And will probably have a sequel or two since this is just so much fun to write and I don't think I could ever let it go.
lovestotoro: Yes, Kanda is scared of roller coasters. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kanda: WHAT?! YOU TOLD THEM?!
Tyki075: Of course not, I put it in as a very comedic extra chapter!
Kanda: *growls*
Tyki075: Now shut up! I'm still answering reviews!
Killer Akuma: Hello! I'm really loving your work as well! Glad you like the story... and basically all my other ones. It makes me happy! You are my most faithful follower... other than Vetus… But she doesn't count.
Vetus199914: I have nothing to say to you. Nothing.
Alexis-senpai: Really glad you like the story. Your review came right as I was typing this up! I'll start updating quicker.
Keep the reviews coming guys!
Percy: Or don't, don't is good too!
Tyki075: What the fuck?! Fuck you! Don't listen to the soon-to-be dead demigod in the corner, he is of no significance.
Percy: Hey!
Tyki075: Also, I know they got to Florida rather fast but I felt that it was going to get repetitive if I told the entire journey, they fight monsters, they win, etc. So, I decided to speed it up a bit. I think that's it for now! Enjoy chapter seven (I think it's shorter than six which makes me sad)!
Chapter Seven:
"What are we supposed to do?" Nico grumbled.
"We could try and get Hades to come here." Tyki suggested.
Both Allen and Nico scoffed, they knew their father well enough to know that would never happen, even if Allen had only known him for a couple of weeks.
"We could walk around until we find them." Road tried.
Everyone gave her a look that said, 'Really? Is that the best you could come up with?'
"Fine, next time I won't even try!" Road huffed while she crossed her arms over her chest and began pouting.
"How about we bring the Earl to us?" Allen said.
"How would we go about doing that, Moyashi-chan?" Lavi asked.
"My name is Allen! I could use my Noah powers to the extent that the Earl senses them and comes to us." Allen explained.
"That's ridiculous and risky!" Lenalee yelled.
'She's right Allen, that's really dangerous.' Neah agreed.
'What other choice do I have?' Allen sighed.
'Fine, but be careful and keep your guard up.' Neah relented (after not much fight at all).
'I was planning on doing so.' Allen raised an eyebrow.
'Just… don't get hurt. I couldn't stand it if you were hurt.' Neah muttered quietly.
Allen smiled, his way of reassuring him that he would, but at the same time not making any promises.
'All right. What you need to do is listen closely to the tune of something, make it big and, you know, not alive. Then, you should know what pitch to sing that tune at to make the object disintegrate.' Neah explained.
Allen looked around, spotting a ridiculously large tree, focusing on it; he listened to the song of the tree (that sounds sappy… no pun intended). It was slow and peaceful, like a summer breeze (I cannot believe I just wrote that. I apologize). Once he knew what to do, he hummed a tune at a low pitch; the tree began to shake until it burst into dust.
Nothing else happened.
"Well, that didn't work." Nico sighed.
Then, with a loud bang, thousands of Akuma burst out of the ground and aimed their guns at the group of Exorcists, Noah, and demigods.
"What the hell are they!" Percy yelled, having never seen an Akuma before (I wonder if I should have made someone tell them what they looked like… oh well!).
"Akuma." Allen said solemnly.
"What do we do?" Nico asked, nervously staring at the Akuma in front of him.
"You are going to go over there and hide until we are done." Kanda said, pointing to a building.
With that Kanda drew Mugen, Lenalee activated her boots, Lavi grabbed his hammer, Allen activated Crown Clown, Tyki summoned his Tease, and Road summoned her candles.
"You really think you can beat us?" A Level Three chuckled, "There are only six of you!"
"So?" Kanda growled, "That's all we'll need."
The Akuma's ridiculously creepy smile grew and it attacked along with the other Akuma, shooting their bullets and such.
"How many are there Allen?" Lavi yelled over the sound of battle as he swung his huge hammer (Honestly, how many of you thought back to the A/N of Chapter Four just now?).
"More than I can count!" Allen cried.
"What do we do?!" Lenalee yelled as she brought her foot down on an Akuma's head.
"All we can really do right now is attack and pray we win!" Tyki called, his Tease eating through at least five Akuma (Would that even work? They aren't made of Innocence. Whatever, it does in this story).
"That is so unhelpful it's not even funny!" Road complained, stabbing an Akuma's face multiple times.
Nico was away from the battle with the other demigods, he was currently busy literally holding Allen back. During the fight, the young son of Hades he noticed that Allen was shaking and sweating, he looked like he was seconds away from collapsing, so Nico grabbed him, stopping him from causing further strain to his body.
"Nico! Let me go!" The small Exorcist yelled, struggling to be released, but, for some unknown reason, he was feeling weak.
"No! Something's wrong with you and you'll just end up getting killed if you go out there!" Nico tightened his grip, surprised that he was actually managing to hold Allen back.
"So?! I need to help!" Allen exclaimed.
"Do you care so little about your own life?! I refuse to lose another sibling!" Nico cried, blinking away the tears that had formed in his eyes from the thought of the pain that he went through when he lost Bianca. He didn't want to be left alone again.
Allen froze, 'Just how much pain is Nico hiding?'
'Sounds like someone we know doesn't it? I can see the sibling resemblance already.' Neah interjected.
'I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.' Allen huffed, momentarily forgetting the situation he was currently in the middle of.
'Uh huh, okay, keep telling yourself that bucko.' Neah smirked.
While this conversation was going on, Nico had settled upon a plan of action, "Percy! Now!" He yelled.
Percy shot into action, hitting the poor, unaware, white-haired boy over the head with Riptide.
Said oblivious boy went limp in Nico's grip, bringing his mental conversation with Neah to an abrupt halt.
Meanwhile, the other Exorcists and Noah continued fighting with the huge horde of Akuma.
"There are too many of them!" Lenalee yelled as she danced through the air, leaving destroyed Akuma in her wake.
"Tyki and I could order them all the self-destruct." Road suggested, stabbing a Level Two with a candle.
"What about the massive explosion that would cause?" Lavi asked. Even with his hammer, he was having problems; there were just so many Akuma.
"Plus, what about Allen? Do you remember the last time you made an Akuma self-destruct in front of him? He almost got himself killed!" Tyki exclaimed, avoiding an attack to his head.
"Allen is unconscious right now," Road gestured to the limp figure in Nico's arms, "and we can use that weird house over there to avoid the worst of the blast." Road pointed to the building that Percy, Nico, and Annabeth were supposed to be hiding in, the building was made of metal and what looked like stone, it could very well have been used for a bomb shelter once upon a time.
Everyone nodded and made their way towards the shelter.
Once they had all made it inside, including the demigods that couldn't fight, Tyki and Road gave the order.
"Akuma!" They both screamed. All the Akuma froze, awaiting further instructions, "Self-destruct." The two Noahs smirked.
The Akuma seemed shocked, then, one by one, all of them began exploding.
When the first one caught fire, Allen twitched and his eye activated. By the time at least half the Akuma were gone, Allen was thrashing around, shrieking in agony, his left eye bulging and throbbing, as Lavi and Tyki attempted to hold him down.
"I told you something like this would happen!" Tyki yelled at Road.
Said Noah didn't reply, she stood frozen as she watched her new brother writhe on the floor because of her choice.
"How can we help him?" Lavi demanded as he felt Allen twitch painfully under his hands.
"We can't. We just have to wait it out." Yi muttered solemnly as he watched tears of pain leak out of his boyfriend's closed eyes.
It took a good five minutes for all the Akuma to finish exploding and Allen finally stopped thrashing around and screaming.
Tyki, Lavi, and Kanda (who ended up having to help when Allen activated his Innocence) relinquished their hold on the now calm boy and sat back.
"Well, that sucked." Lavi huffed, leaning back on his hands.
"You could say that." Nico muttered.
"Nico," Annabeth called, "Why did you hold Allen back?"
Nico looked up, "Something was really wrong with him, he looked like a dead man walking; he was sweating, shaking, panting, burning up, the works. I grabbed him so he didn't end up dead."
"Poor Allen, he never gets a break does he?" Lenalee sighed.
Percy chuckled, "No, I guess he doesn't, even in the short time I've known him, there's always something wrong," His voice became serious, "But really, what is wrong with him?"
"My guess would be that, due to the fact that he has Innocence, Dark Matter, and Demigod Abilities, which are known to clash greatly with each other, the powers are fighting in his body, tearing him apart in the process." Annabeth explained to the group that was watching her intently, desperate for an explanation as to why their friend was hurting.
"How do we stop it?" Lavi asked.
"Well, he can probably come to some sort of medium between them, but he's sort of unconscious right now." Annabeth looked at Allen as she spoke, trying to come up with a way to get to him.
Everyone but the demigods (You know who I'm talking about) looked towards Road.
"Do you think you can manage it?" Tyki asked, smirking slightly, despite the situation.
Road nodded and used her Noah powers to go into Allen's consciousness.
In Allen's Mind:
Road walked around Allen's mind-space (This is what I shall be calling it), which consisted of a large, frozen lake, a whole lot of bare trees, and a full moon.
"Wow, not the happiest place to be, is it?" She muttered.
"Now imagine being stuck in here for an extensive period of time."
Road spun around and was met with Neah's less-than-happy face, "Neah! How's it going?"
"Less than ideal," Neah smiled bitterly, "With Allen's powers fighting against each other, things have been quite hectic."
"Where is Allen?" Road asked.
"Over there." Neah gestured with his hand to the lake, where Allen was sitting by the bank.
"Thank you!" Road began walking towards Allen, but was stopped by Neah grabbing her wrist.
"What are you going to do?" Neah asked, concern coating his words.
"Help him." Road said, looking Neah straight in the eyes.
Apparently Neah was satisfied with this answer because he nodded and let go of her hand.
Road made her way over to Allen, who was still looking out over the lake.
"Hey Road," He said, not even looking at her, "What do you need?"
"I'm here to help you get your powers under control." She explained, sitting next to him.
"Oh? And how do you suggest we go about that?" He asked, sounding calm.
"Well, I'm not completely sure. Try rounding them up for family bonding time." Road suggested, shrugging slightly.
Allen raised an eyebrow at her, then sighed and stood up, walking off to locate the fight between the powers.
(This is what Road swears happened, but it's Road, so I wouldn't blame you if you don't believe her, I wouldn't… and don')
Once Allen had located his powers, which turned out to be three kids (Again, I doubt this is the real story), standing close to each other, bickering, he stomped up to them, making them freeze.
(There is quite a bit of cussing in this, just saying)
"Sit your asses down!" He yelled, making a table magically appear. They saw down quickly while Allen remained standing.
"All right," He turned to Crown Clown, "Why the hell are your panties in a twist?"
Crown Clown looked up at him, "Wha?"
"Are. Your. Undergarments. In. Need. Of. Untwisting?" Allen said really slowly.
"I don't unders-" Clown began.
"WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN FIGHTING WITH THESE TWO DIPSHITS OVER HERE?!" Allen interrupted.
Clown looked somewhat shocked for a moment, "Well, um, it's in our nature to fight." Clown said nervously.
"You've been killing me over nothing?!" Allen roared, making the three beings flinch.
"Um… sorry?" Clown smiled weakly.
"Sorry? You dumbass! Now, what do you have against Mr. Dark Matter over here?" Allen asked, arms crossed firmly over his chest.
"W-what do I have against him?! We're sworn enemies!" Clown spluttered.
"Wow, you guys are stupider than I thought. It doesn't matter, you guys are working together now so suck it up!" Allen sighed.
"B-b-b-b-b-but…" Clown stuttered.
"No buts! Now, what do you have against Mr. Demigod Powers?" Allen glared.
Clown glanced at Demigod Powers, who was currently cowering in his seat, "Um, well, I'm not actually sure."
"You're not sure!? I expected more from you Crown Clown." Allen turned to Dark Matter, who sunk down in his seat slightly, "And you, what do you have against Clown? And if you say, 'He's my natural enemy' or any of that bullshit, I will hang you by your toes and beat you with a goat (This threat was originally brought to you by, Vetus199914)." Allen growled.
"He's a cocky bastard who is ridiculously full of himself." Dark Matter said simply.
Allen blinked, "Okay, but aren't you as well?"
Dark Matter lost his calm façade, "W-what? No!"
"Riiiiight. Don't lie to me." Allen said sternly.
"I'm not!" Dark Matter defended.
"Admit it you little shit! Why can't you be, more like that majestic stallion Tyki over there?! (That sentence after 'little shit' was a quote from the Attack on Titan abridged series by Professional Failures except with Tyki instead of Jean, you should check it out, it's hilarious)" Allen yelled, slamming his hands down on the table.
"Eep! I'm sorry!" Dark Matter squeaked.
"You better be. Now, what about Demigod Powers?" Allen scowled.
"Um, well, I guess it's just 'cause he's weak and annoying." Dark Matter explained, watching Dark Matter tremble in his seat.
"It's not his fault he's weak! I've never actually used him before!" Allen leaned forward and hit Dark Matter over the head, "Baka."
Demigod Powers, knowing it was his turn, tried making himself look invisible.
Allen turned to him nonetheless, "Ah hell no, you aren't getting off easy. What do you have against Clown?" He scoffed.
"W-well they both just started picking on me so I decided I should fight back." Demigod Powers whispered, still trying to make himself disappear.
Allen sighed, "I'm relying on a bunch of idiots for survival."
"Hey!" Both Dark Matter and Crown Clown yelled.
"Shut up! Now, do all three of you promise to stop fighting?" Allen asked, though it wasn't really a question, more of an order.
"Yes sir!" All three beings yelped, saluting quickly.
"Dumbasses." Allen muttered as he walked back to Road.
"Wow, that was… unexpected." Road said, eyes wide.
Allen just shrugged, "Can we go now?"
Road nodded and left Allen's mind.
Back in the Real World:
Everyone was bored. They had been waiting for something to happen for over an hour.
"What do you think is going on?" Lavi asked.
"Allen is probably valiantly stepping into the battle between powers to stop anyone from getting hurt." Percy voiced.
"Yeah, that sounds like him." Lenalee chuckled.
"Hey Tyki, have you ever had problems with your powers clashing with Allen's?" Annabeth questioned, turning to the man, only to find him asleep on Allen's chest.
"Guess he tired himself out," Nico said, "You know, when he's asleep you can almost completely forget the fact that he's killed people."
Silence reigned.
"Hey, anyone have a camera?" Lavi smiled.
"My phone died a while ago, sorry." Percy replied.
"Awwwwww!" Lavi whined, "But I want blackmail material!"
Nico, having just seen Allen twitch, called out, "Hey guys, I think he's waking up!"
They all turned towards Allen, who slowly squinted his eyes open.
"Hey dude, how ya feeling?" Percy smiled brightly.
"My head hurts a bit, but, other than that, I'm fine." Allen reassured. The white-haired boy attempted to sit up but soon realized something; you cannot sit up whilst a person is asleep on your chest, "Um…"
"Oh yeah, Tyki was really tired and, apparently, you were really comfortable." Lavi smirked.
Allen blushed crimson and shook Tyki gently, feeling bad that he had to wake him up, but the ground wasn't very comfortable, no wonder Tyki used him as a pillow, "Oi, Tyki, wake up."
The Noah of Pleasure groaned a bit before realizing what was occurring, "Allen! You're okay!"
"Of course I'm oka- Mmph!" A pair of lips on his stopped Allen. He melted into the kiss, wrapping his arms around Tyki's neck, pulling him closer.
Kanda, being the only one not completely shocked by the event (or trying not to run away screaming from the images this brought up… Percy and Nico…), grabbed onto Allen and Tyki's shoulders (It just occurred to me, but… does Tyki even have a shirt on?!) "Now is not the time to be sucking face."
"Oh come on Girly Man, we know you're just jealous." Tyki smirked.
"What the fuck did you just say?" Kanda snarled.
"Girls, girls, you're both pretty, no need to fight." Percy sighed.
Kanda pulled out Mugen and lunged at the poor son of the sea.
"Ah! I'm sorry!" Percy squeaked.
"Guys," Annabeth's serious voice made everyone freeze, "Do you hear that?"
Everyone listened intently and, sure enough, there was a sound akin to that of vibration.
"What is it?" Lenalee asked nervously, glancing around for the source.
Annabeth shook her head, "I don't know."
"We should probably go-" Allen said.
"Allen! Move!" Nico screamed suddenly.
Allen looked down and saw a bright purple Akuma star under his feet (You all remember the Ark episodes/chapters right? Remember how they got there?).
"Allen!" Lenalee yelled.
Nico dived at his newly found half-brother, shoving him out of the way.
"Nico!" Allen screamed as the boy's foot landed right on the star and he was sucked through the portal.
"NICO!"
End.
Extra chapter: The Eternal Cross
Allen had been wondering where Cross had gone for a while now, after shoving the, down a hill, the womanizer had just disappeared, though Allen couldn't say he was surprised.
He had been walking to the Hermes cabin, where he was sure to find Lavi, when Dionysus approached him.
"Oi! Short-stack!" The god called.
Allen grit his teeth and withheld his outburst, "Yes, sir?"
"I have something to tell you that you should probably know." Dionysus said.
"Oh? And what is that?" Allen cocked his head to the side slightly.
"Well, I'm only telling you this because it's partially my fault," Dionysus began, "Okay, so, Cross is your master, correct?"
Allen nodded hesitantly, not sure where this was heading.
"Well, he's my son." Dionysus said.
Allen blinked, "Is that it? Come on, I could have told you that!" The boy chuckled.
Dionysus glared at him, "No, you don't understand. I was really drunk and started flirting with some girl, stuff happened and she got pregnant, that was Cross' mother."
"Okay, that's nothing special." Allen replied slowly, not seeing what was so strange.
"You didn't let me finish!" Dionysus growled, "It was only later that I realized she was a minor goddess."
Allen froze, "S-s-s-so he's a god?" He choked out.
"Yes." Dionysus nodded.
"And immortal?"
Another nod make Allen pale considerably.
"That explains a lot!" Allen yelled suddenly.
"Huh?" Dionysus asked, slightly surprised by the outburst.
"You've seen a fraction of how much he drinks, I was wondering how his liver hadn't just keeled over and died yet!" Allen explained.
"You know, you're taking this surprisingly well…" Dionysus muttered.
"Not really, I just don't think my mind has fully processed this yet." Allen smiled.
"A-all right then, I'm just gonna go…" Dionysus turned around and ran in the other direction.
As the god of wine retreated he could hear the cries of frustration and the wails of sorrow coming from the poor Exorcist as the information was slowly realized.
End.
Tyki075: That chapter seemed shorter. I think it was.
Tyki: So?
Tyki075: I try to make every chapter longer than the last, but this one was already packed with information, I didn't want to add more.
Tyki: Oh, how thoughtful of you.
Tyki075: Don't be sarcastic!
Tyki: With that cliffhanger you had, you deserve it.
Tyki075: Shut up! It was necessary!
Tyki: Uh huh.
Tyi075: Look on the bright side, at least it wasn't Allen this time.
Tyki: … True. It's always Allen.
Tyki075: Yeah, I noticed. All right people! I hoped you liked this chapter, I'm sorry it took so long! I'm so glad you've all liked it!
Tyki: I haven't.
Tyki075: Dammit, what is with you guys?! Whenever you are in the A/Ns you say you don't like my story!
Tyki: This may be because you're a complete bitch and we don't want to be nice to you.
Tyki075: I thought that you, at least, would be better.
Tyki: *sigh* I'm sorry.
Tyki075: No! Just, don't.
Tyki: … Okay?
Tyki075: Now, I have one person I would like to talk to… Matt. You haven't been reviewing anymore and I was wondering, did I insult you in someway earlier? Are you even reading this story anymore? I just want to know. Also, I have a short poem for you people.
Allen: Is it depressing and about me like the majority of your poems are?
Tyki075: NO! *clears throat*
Allen's scar is red
Kanda's hair is blue
Review for me please
I'll update faster if you do
It sounds better if you say it out loud though.
Well, that's all for now, hopefully I won't take so long with Chapter Eight!
Tyki and Allen: You better not.
Tyki075: Fuck you both! Bye people