Em and I wrote this chapter together! Let's see what happens!

Chapter 7

"PLEASE?!?!" Jess and Alex screamed at Alex's dimension's Cosmo and Wanda, who were guarding Poof.

"I have to do it for my parent whatever thing, Trixie left Timmy and took the kid, so he's childless, I don't even have a husband because he had to go to the orthodontist, and Lexa's just fun!" Jess pleaded.

"Pretty, pretty, pretty, please?" Alex asked.

"Cosmo, we do need to go to Fairy Check-Ups," Wanda said.

"Yes!" Jess and Alex hissed together.

"What do you MEAN you can't help us?!" Jess screamed at Luna and Din, while Alex was holding Poof with Timmy standing behind her.

"We MEAN we can't help you!" Din cried, pointing out the obvious.

Sighing, Luna said, "We have to go for Din's Fairy Check-Up to make sure he doesn't have the Dancer thing Cosmo had... or still has... whatever. You have your Timmy and Alex, though."

"Wait, what about my Timmy's Cosmo and Wanda?" Jess asked hopefully.

"Uh, they left too," Timmy replied. Jess groaned.

"Wait, idea!" Jess exclaimed.

"Yeah?" Alex and Timmy asked.

"Wait...no...nope, it's gone," Jess said, hanging her head sadly.

"I guess...we'll just have to watch Poof, even though all three of us have no idea how to take care of a fairy baby," Alex said.

"I bet you're REAL fun at parties," Timmy said dryly. Alex glared at him and he shut up.

"Pffft, what are we, wimps?" Jess asked, puffing her chest.

"Yes," Timmy and Alex said together.

"Poof, poof?" Poof asked, looking up at Alex.

"...Anybody know how to speak fairy baby?" Alex asked.

Timmy and Jess shook their heads. Alex sighed. "How do we know what he wants?"

"Um... lucky guesses?" Timmy offered.

"Well... this will be a very fun time," Jess said.

"How?" Alex asked.

"Sarcasm, hello!" Jess screamed, flailing her arms wildly.

"Well... uh... why don't we turn on TV and see if Poof will watch something on it and then we can goof off while in hearing and seeing distance of him!" Timmy exclaimed.

"You don't do that with a NORMAL baby, Turner," Jess said, "But, seeing as if I didn't agree to this, there would be no fun in this story, so sure! That'll work!"

"What story?" Timmy and Alex said in unison. Jess waved it away and they turned on the TV, leaving Poof in front of it. Drool started to come from his mouth as he watched a dancing radish.

"Ugh, that's boring," Timmy said as Jess and Alex walked out, both of them talking about GIR and FRED.

"Here ya go, buddy," Timmy said, changing the channel to ninjas fighting dragons and superheroes.

"Hey girls, wait up!" Timmy shouted as Poof's eyes started to grow in wonder.

Poof began to imitate the moves of the ninjas on TV, breaking a lamp in the process.

Meanwhile, downstairs, Timmy had caught up to Jess and Alex.

"Whatcha talkin' 'bout?" Timmy asked, leaning on the table.

"GIR and FRED, not that you would understand, since you've probably never heard of them," Alex retorted.

"Turner, aren't you supposed to be with Poof?" Jess asked suddenly. The three looked at each other before racing back up the stairs to find Poof flying around the room doing (or at least attempting to do) ninja moves.

"Ninjas? Really, Turner?" Alex asked sarcastically as Poof almost kicked her. Luckily she went intangible at the last second.

"What? I was bored and dancing radishes are stupid," Timmy replied. Jess and Alex face-palmed.

"Okay, so how do we stop an all-powerful fairy baby who was watching-" Jess started, then looked at the TV, "Ninjas, dragons and superheroes?"

"Oh my!" Alex said, her face breaking into a smile. Jess arched an eyebrow and Alex shrugged innocently.

"Incoming!" Timmy screamed before dodging a blast of fire.

"REALLY, Poof? FIRE?!" Alex asked as Jess and Timmy were trying to put out Timmy's hat.

"Poof, Poof!" Poof said triumphantly. It might've been "Eat my dust, losers!" or just "I'm hungry!" But you can never tell with babies. He then shook his rattle, the three kids saying "Noooooo!!!" before the four were poofed away.

Timmy, Alex, and Jess had covered their heads with their arms for protection, and slowly lowered them to look around. Poof was floating triumphantly near them, and then the trio gasped.

To the left there were castles and knights on horses, and dragons terrorizing citizens and eating cows and stuff. To the right it looked like Japan, and ninjas were walking around and fighting and blah blah blah. In front of them was a weird futuristic-y city with superheroes in the sky fighting supervillains. Timmy fainted, Jess's jaw nearly dropped off, and Alex began phasing through the ground.

"This is bad," Jess finally said.

"Yeah, way bad!" her sinking friend added. Then she asked, "Can you help me?"

Jess pulled Alex out from the ground, and then Timmy woke up again. "OMG WE'RE DOOMED!!" he screamed, seeing it wasn't a horrible and weird dream.

"Poof, poof!" Poof exclaimed happily. He started to float away.

"POOF!!" Alex, Jess, and Timmy cried at the same time.

A knight rode up to the trio, who were freaking out about losing Poof. He looked down at Alex from his horse.

"Come, My Fair Lady, tonight we feast on the entrails of the dragon!" he said, holding up a sword. Jess and Timmy tried to stop from laughing at the dork, while Alex looked perplexed.

"What the heck are entrails?" she asked as the knight took her away to the castle with the fighting and swords and the armor and stuff. A ninja jumped in front of Jess and Timmy, striking a cool pose before looking between the two with shifty eyes.

"Cool, a ninja!" Jess pointed out loudly.

"Shhh, little girl. We are in dangerous times. Chosen One, will you help us?" the ninja asked, turning to Timmy on the last sentence.

Timmy puffed out his chest, "Have no fear, the Chosen One is here!"

Jess coughed, "Loser." Timmy went off with the ninja, while Jess stayed where she was.

"I'm alone!" Jess cried suddenly, even though she never cried. She then stopped and looked around.

"I said, I'M ALONE!!!" Jess screamed.

"You're louder than Beast Boy," a monotone voice said behind her. Jess squealed and turned around to see Raven from Teen Titans.

"You coming or what?" Raven asked, heading towards the futuristic-y city.

"YES!!" Jess screamed without second thought. She then took off, running ahead of Raven.

"Poof!" Poof said happily, appearing where he had left the trio. In his arms were swords, nunchuks, and masks and capes. He then looked around and noticed nobody was there. He dropped the items and floated around in a circle.

"Poof, poof?" he said, confused. It then struck him that he was alone, and he started bawling.

Poof continued to cry alone. Meanwhile, Alex stared at all the entrails of the dragon.

"Um... ew," she said.

"They are most delicious, Fair Maiden," the knight said. He took a piece of... something from the dragons and ate it in one enormous bite.

"Okay, gross," she said, sliding away. Then she was blocked off by guards and the knight said, "Fair maiden, you must stay until supper has ended."

"Not in this life!" Alex exclaimed. "Adios, amigos!" She turned intangible and slid through the floor.

The other people stared before the knight cried, "After the ghost!!"

Meanwhile, Timmy was practicing ninja moves with the ninja as The Chosen One.

"Sweet!" Timmy cheered quietly.

At the same time, Jess was also cheering... and screaming fangirl screams... and eating pizza with the Teen Titans.

"Yep, it's official, she's louder than Beast Boy," Raven monotoned to Cyborg. The half-robot chuckled as Beast Boy glared her way.

"Please, friend, again, who are these 'Poof' and 'Alex' and 'Timmy' of whom you speak?" Starfire asked Jess.

"Timmy is a boy with brown hair, blue eyes, and beaver teeth. Poof is a floating baby with wings, a floaty-crowny-thing, a rattle, and he's got purple hair, purple eyes, and a purple outfit. Alex will either have black hair or white hair, blue eyes or green eyes, and will either be glowing or not glowing. Depends on if she's in ghost form or human form," Jess explained for the hundredth-millionth time. Robin sighed when his communicator started going off.

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Alex looked over the city, blinking.

She shook her head, "So I went from medival times to the future or something?" Before she could say anything else, a bird-a-rang flew over her head. She looked with her eyes over at the Teen Titans...and Jess?

"Whoa, hey, that's Lexa!" Jess pointed out happily, a big grin on her face. Alex blinked, then frowned.

"Jess! What are you doing?!" Alex asked.

"Hangin' out with these guys!" Jess said, still smiling.

"You still haven't found Poof?" Alex asked. Jess shook her head and Alex bit her lip.

"Do you have ANY idea what my Cosmo and Wanda are going to do to me?!" Alex screamed.

"Pssh, don't worry Lexa. The Titans can help us find Poof!" Jess said in a "duh" tone. She then looked around and realized the only ones there were Starfire and Beast Boy.

"Not nice!" Jess screamed to the sky.

"Hello! I am Starfire! What is your favorite color, where do you come from and would you like to be my friend?" Starfire asked, loooking down at Alex as she floated above her.

"Uh...green, Dimmsdale and...uh...okay?" Alex said.

"Hey, how come you didn't find Turner first? I could've had more fun with these guys!" Jess complained. Alex rolled her eyes, grabbed Jess's hand, and started walking to the ninja place.

Raven leaned out from behind the mailbox, looking over Beast Boy's shoulder.

"Are they gone?" she whispered. Beast Boy screamed "HOLY SNOT!! Where'd you go from!?"

Raven frowned, "My mom. Anymore stupid questions?"

"Yes, yes I do. Why is the sky blue?!" Beast Boy said. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
"Whuuuuuuuu," Timmy said silently as he noticed a flash of blue.

"CHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" he screamed as he jumped down from the trees. The next thing he knew he was face down in the dirt, a foot keeping him there.

"You stink at being a ninja, Turner," a familiar voice told him.

"Jess?" Timmy asked, although it came out like "Jesph?"

"Have you found Poof yet?" Alex asked, only her head sticking out of the ground. Timmy shreiked, knocking Jess to the ground. He blinked, noticing it was Alex, then looked over at a glaring Jess.

"You're gonna pay for that, Turner," she growled as Alex floated up to become regular height.

"Sorry," TImmy said sheepishly.

"I SAID, have you found Poof yet?" Alex asked again.

"What? No, I thought you two did," Timmy said.

"WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME?!?!" Alex screamed.

"Maybe we should ask the Teen Titans to help again!" Jess shrieked, wanting to go back and hang out with them.

"DUDES!!!!!!" Timmy suddenly screamed. Alex and Jess looked at him, and Timmy said, "I - uh... crud, I lost my train of thought!"

"You can think?" Jess asked, and Timmy groaned.

"Guys, c'mon, we need to find Poof and - " a shadow suddenly loomed over her and she sighed. "The knight dude is above me, right? Or is it a ninja, or BB as a T-Rex?"

"The first one," Timmy and Jess said together. Alex looked up and gulped.

"GHOST!!!" the knight screamed, pointing his sword at her. "You and your accomplists shall perish!"

"NEVA!!" a ninja screamed, flying out of nowhere. "No harm shall come to the chosen one!"

The knight and the ninja began to argue.

"Uh, can we go back to the Titans now?" Jess asked quietly.

"Yes!" Alex cheered softly. Jess and Timmy stared at her and she shrugged, then they ran off to the Titans again.

Meanwhile, Poof was still crying when he saw the fighting knight and ninja, and three smaller figures slipping back towards the futuristicy city. He randomly put on a mask and cape he stole from Robin's closet, grabbed a nunchuck he found lying on the ground, and the sword he got from a dead knight who had been slayed by a dragon before reinforcements could come to help. Then he heroicly followed!

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"THEY DITCHED ME!!!" Jess screamed in anger.

"Gee, wonder why," Timmy said, rolling his eyes. Alex elbowed him, phasing through him accidentally. Jess then noticed a tan bunny in a Pet Shop and squealed and ran over to stare at it. Her face pressed against the glass. Alex sighed and followed, seeing as she needed to think.

"CAAAAPACINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Jess screamed. Alex jumped back, as did Timmy, who were giving the girl weird looks. Jess then gasped happily and dashed inside the pet store.

"What's she doing?" Timmy whispered to Alex as Jess held out some money for the owner to take. The balding man nodded, took the money, and walked over to pick up the bunny.

"Jess, why'd you buy a bunny?!" Timmy screamed at her as she came out, holding the tiny creature. She looked up from the fluffball and looked at Timmy with dull eyes.

"Oh!" Alex smiled. Jess nodded and walked past a confused Timmy.

"Wait, wait, the bunny..." Timmy started.

"SHHHHHH!!!!: the two girls scolded. Jess turned around and started walking back to in the middle of the worlds.

"Hey, are those...masks and stuff?" Alex asked confused.

"Aw," Jess said, finally realizing why Poof had brought them there, "He only wanted to play with us. And we...we ditched him."

"Ouch," Timmy said plainly.

"Double ouch," Alex said, her lower half sinking into the ground because of her depressed mood.

"Triple ouch," Jess said sadly.

"Quadruple ouch," a Spanish accented voice said nearby. Everybody's eyes got wide as they looked at the bunny.

"Hola," the bunny said.

"HOLY CRUD!!!" Jess screamed, tossing the bunny to Alex.

"Don't give it to me!" she screamed before passing it to Timmy.

"Ahhhhhahahaha!" Timmy screamed, flinging the bunny up in the air. The bunny gave a startled squeal, as did the girls. A black gloved hand reached out and grabbed the rabbit.

"Oohhhhh, The Chosen One," the ninja said in wonder at the rabbit.

The knight sniffed the air, "Tis not chosen for battle. Tis chosen for supper."

"Dudes, have you seen a floating purple baby?" Alex asked. The two looked between each other, then nodded.

"He's still here!" Timmy said happily as Alex sighed with relief.

"Hey, what time is it?" Jess asked suddenly.

The knight sighed, "Tis 4 in the noon."

The kids screamed, the ran in their previous worlds, desperately trying to find Poof before his parents came to pick him up. Alex desperatley phased in and out of everywhere in the medival place without getting killed by knights. Timmy went back tot he ninja place while the knight and ninja dudes were distracted by the talking bunny Jess bought.

Meanwhile, Jess screamed as she ran towards Titans Tower, which was REALLY hard to miss. She found a boat and paddled to the Tower before banging on the doors. Starfire opened them and squealed.

"Friend Jess!" she shrieked, crushing Jess in a killer hug. "You have returned! Were you successful in finding your friends?"

"Star-fire - choking - not breathing," Jess panted. Starfire let Jess down and she caught her breath. "And, um, I found Timmy and Alex but WE CANNOT FIND POOF AND I BOUGHT A MAGICAL TALKING BUNNY WHO SOME NINJA DUDE THINKS IS A CHOSEN ONE!!!!"

"Weird much?" Robin asked, walking outside with the rest of the team.

"Whatever, HELP ME FIND POOF!!!" Jess screamed, shaking Robin wildly. "He's a floating purple baby - I told you that - and if I don't find him soon his parents will kill my BFF!!!!"

"Um... OK...?" Raven said.

"Titans, search the city for Jess's missing floating purple baby friend!" Robin ordered.

"What about me?" Jess asked.

"Um... go with Beast Boy or Raven or someone," Robin suggested.

"Cool," Jess said.

Alex groaned. "POOF!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?! I'M GONNA DIE IF I CAN'T FIND YOU!!!!" she screamed. Nothing.

"Um... POOF!!! LET'S PLAY A GAME!! IT'S CALLED COME TO ALEX NOW SO SHE DOESN'T DIE!!!" Again, nothing.

"POOF WHERE ARE YOU COME OUT LET'S GO I HAVE THAT WEIRD COLON KID ACTION FIGURE FOR YOU and oh who am I kidding?! I'M DOOOMED!!!"

Timmy sighed. "POOF!!! COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!" Then he realized something and smacked himself. "What, it's not like we're playing hide-and-go-seek."

Then something occured to him. Maybe Poof thought they were playing hide-and-go-seek. "Um... Poof!" Timmy called. "I give up! You're awesome! COME OUT POOF, PLEASE!!!!" The ten-year-old brunette sighed and screamed, "POOOOF!!!!!"

Poof watched from a cloud as the three kids ran around desperately. Alex was now being chased by knights because her screaming had gotten her noticed, Timmy was waving his arms around like a mad chicken while he screamed "I DON'T WANNA PLAY!" repeatedly, and Jess was having heart failure and needed Raven to drag her out of the way of a pole or a mailbox. Beast Boy would've rather had her ran face first into a pole though...

"POOF!!! Please!" Alex screamed desperately.

"COME BACK HERE, YOUNG MAIDEN AND FACE THY PUNISHMENT!!!!" A knight screamed at her as his horse followed, his sword raised and ready to strike.

"POOF!!! KILLER NINJAS!!! PLEASE!!!!" Tmmy screamed as ninjas dressed in dark red cornered him by a tree.

"AHHHH!!!! IT'S A DORK IN A CAPE WITH A HAT!!! POOF, HELP ME!!!" Jess screamed as Mumbo came near her, Raven as a bunny and Beast Boy as a lamp.

"Poof, poof?" Poof said, leaning down to get a better look. The three kids looked up at the exact same time and saw a purple ball falling from the sky.

"Poof!" they cried happily before realizing his wings were failing him.

"POOF!!" they screamed again, this time in horror.

Timmy and Jess both took a chance and screamed, "I WISH HE WOULDN'T FALL!!"

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Luna looked about the empty room, a suspicion creeping into her at the sight of no kids.

"DIN, SOMETHING HAPPENED!!" she screamed to Din.

"No duh," he muttered, staring at a TV with Jess, Alex, and Timmy staring up at a falling Poof.

Back in that world, Beast Boy and Raven were staring up at the falling baby. Well… BB was a lamp because of Mumbo, but… you get the picture.

Luna and Din poofed to Jess's side in an instant. "JESS!!" Luna screamed. "WHAT HAPPENED?!"

"Later!" Jess screeched. "Just make him not fall!!"

The fairy duo raised their wands, but a green bullet caught the falling baby a moment before. It was Starfire!!

The alien princess landed beside Jess and handed her Poof. "This is your Poof, correct?" she asked.

"Yeah. Thanks for saving him," Jess breathed. "Now we won't die!!"

"DUDE, JUST GET ME OUTA HERE!!" Alex pleaded, running towards them and hiding behind the Bunny Raven as the knight dorks advanced on her. Raven sighed.

"Yeah, GET ME OUTA HERE!!" Timmy added. Then he saw Luna and Din and said, "Oh, hey Luna, hey Din."

"Hi…" Luna mumbled. She began to raise her wand to poof them out of there until Raven interrupted.

"Um, any chance you could turn me and Beast Boy back to normal?" she asked hopefully. Din poofed them back to normal quickly.

"BYE GUYS!!" Jess screamed at the Titans.

"Uh… bye," Raven said in her monotone.

"Later, dudes!" BB called.

"Farewell, friends!" Starfire added. Then they poofed away.

"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS AND POOF ALMOST DIED!!!" Wanda screamed at Alex.

"Well, we're alive right now," Alex pointed out meekly.

"It's not her fault!" Jess spoke up.

"Yeah!" Timmy agreed.

"It's mine!" Jess and Timmy said together. They blinked and looked between each other.

"How is it your fault?!" Timmy asked, "I'm the one that turned the channel from the stupid dancing raddish!"

"Oh yeah?! I'm the one that begged Cosmo and Wanda to let us baby-sit him!"

"IT'S THE TALKING BUNNY'S FAULT!!" Alex screamed.

"Yeah!" Timmy and Jess agreed.

Wanda blinked and tilted her head, "Talking...what?"

"The talking bunny!" Alex said, "Jess bought it and it started talking!"

"Ooh, I've met that bunny," Cosmo said, holding Poof in his hands.

"It doesn't matter who you pin the blame on, you're all getting a punishment," Luna said.

The three kids sighed, looking between each other.

"Jess, Timmy, no alternate dimmension traveling until we see fit," Luna said.

"But...Lexa!" Jess cried.

"No buts! You and Timmy aren't even aloud to talk to each other at school," Wanda said.

"Bye Lexa," Jess said, waving a small good-bye to her friend.

Alex sniffed, "Bye Jess."

"Immy? Ess? Exa?" Poof asked.

Jess and Timmy sighed and turned to Poof.

"Bye Poof. You be good, okay?" Timmy asked.

"A-and be sure t-t-to w-w-watch the stupid raddish!" Jess cried. Alex sooned joined in with her, hugging each other and bawling. Poof then started crying with them, Cosmo and Wanda trying to consol him.

"Oh...Poof! Please, stop crying!" Wanda begged. Timmy leaned up against the television, accidentally turning it on. On the screen was a red head shooting fire-bolts. Poof stopped crying, but merely sniffed with a few tears rolling down his cheeks.

"Arfire?" he asked, looking at the still crying girls.

"Y-yeah, Poof. That's Star," Jess managed to say. Poof wriggled out of Cosmo's hands and floated to the girls and Timmy. He gave each of them a tearfilled hug.

"W-wanda, d-d-do we really need to be so h-h-h-harsh?" Cosmo cried. Din handed his tie out to him, still attached to his shirt. Cosmo took it and blew his nose in it, then gave it back to Din who looked like he wanted to barf.

Luna sighed, "We're being too harsh. Okay! I guess it wasn't ALL your fault."

Jess sniffed and looked at her, "Does this mean I can still see Poof and Lexa?"

Wanda sighed, "Yes."

Alex sinffed, "Can we have a moment with Poof, please?" The fairies nodded and floated out of the room, leaving Poof with them.

They waited until they were safely gone before the three kids looked between each other. Soon huge smiles spread across their faces.

"Good job Poof, you did excellent at fake crying," Alex smiled.

"Poof, poof!" Poof said happpily, shaking his rattle to bring on the authoress's notes.

(WEEEEEEEE!!!!!) That was Em, aka Mischievia to you stubid jibobos.

Alex: A what?

Me: My History teacher calls the idiot boys in class jibobos and the girls are jibobettes.

Alex: Weird...

Well, Em and I wrote this together, so I hope ya'll liked it!! LATERS!!!