Don't Get Your Fangs in a Twist
Surprise!….My apologies for not updating. I lost inspiration for this story, but reading through some old chapters, I decided to try writing again. Now, just a warning, most of my inspiration came from school and I'm currently on summer vacation, so I may not be very funny. Plus I have a stupid summer English assignment (just had to go for honors huh, Twinny)
Now, with my current plan…and you know my plans never go according to plan, I'll finish this little Japan adventure and then end the story overall.
Disclaimer: As of right now, I am now the proud owner of the HON series…in my dreams. And in my dreams I know why lady bugs are called lady bugs…but seriously, why? Are there also gentlemen bugs or something? Twinny wanna know!
Chapter 4 Part 4 (seriously?)
Regular POV
*Twin, Neko, and Jonny B.'s group after splitting up
Twin: So…
Neko: So…
Jonny B.: So…
Twin: What to do…
Neko: We should be looking for Neferet, but…
Jonny B.: I'm kinda hungry…
Twin: Same…so…
Neko: Lets look for Neferet in that cake shop!
Twin/Jonny B.: Yeah!
SIX CAKES LATER
Twin: Okay, so she wasn't in the cake shop.
Jonny B.: Or in any of the cakes (totally serious)
Twin: *Facepalm!*
Neko: So, should we see if she's in the ice cream shop?
Jonny B.: Nah, I'm full.
Twin: Eating 5 cakes on your own will do that.
Neko: Then…should we look at a light yogurt stand?
Twin: Nah. Where would Neferet go?
Neko: Not a cake shop apparently.
[Rest of the group shows up]
Damien: Did you guys have any luck?
Neko: Does it look like we have an evil witchy lady with us? [Sorry, no cursing rule…yes, still applies in Japan]
Damien: (Annoyed)…I mean have you made any progress that could help us find the evil witchy lady, also known as Neferet?
Twin: Well…(sheepish)
Jonny B.: She's not in the cake shop…
Neko: So I would say that counts as progress
Damien: *Sigh*
Jack: Maybe it wasn't the best idea for the three of you to search together.
Twin: It was cake! You could not have withstood the temptation.
Water: So, should we check our GPS? Neferet may have found out that we're here and left.
Twin: (Realization hits) Oh…yeah…
BlackCat: Okay, Mr. GPS…where is she?
Twin: (Russian accent) Tell us what you know.
Jonny B.: That's right! Where's Waldo?
Kalona: Uh, what?
Frankie: Okay, how many non-HON references are we going to make?
Damien: Quite a lot, apparently.
Stark: Why don't we just go to the police, give them a "she's my long lost older sister who suddenly ran away" story and Neferet's description?
Jack: Great idea! (perky)
[walks to police station]
30 MINUTES LATER
[In a holding cell]
Jack: Great idea, Stark. (SARCASM!)
Non- HON/DGYFT reviewer/writer POV
Dave: Well, looks like we have our human hunters.
Detective: We don't know that yet.
Dave: It's a good assumption that they are.
Detective: Nothing is as it seems to be.
[Interview room] Twin
Twin: `Sup.
Dave: Shut it (jerky)
Twin: …So…why were my friends and…associates…arrested?
Detective: We received word of alleged 'human hunters' appearing in Kyoto.
Twin: Okay…were we targeted or something?
Dave: No. You are the human hunters.
Twin: Really? Wow, always though that I would know if I went around hunting humans. Crazy stuff, man.
Dave: …How high are you?
Twin: No Officer, its "Hi, how are you?"
Dave: щ(ºДºщ) [sorry, I couldn't resist adding this face. It just seemed to fit here]
Twin: *Smile*
Detective: Well, what brings you to Kyoto?
Twin: We- my friends, associates, and myself- are looking for a friend of mine. She ran away.
Dave: Ha! You came to Kyoto in search of someone on the run!
Twin: Yup. Sounds pretty bad, huh?
Detective: Yes, it does.
Twin: Darn.
Detective: Now, I understand that none of your friends, or associates, have passports?
Twin: Yup (pops the 'P')
Dave: Ha!
Detective: Dave?
Dave: Yes?
Detective: Shut up.
Dave: Ah...uh…um…
Detective: Just go get some coffee or something.
Dave: Huh?
Twin: You heard him, Dave.
[Dave leaves, glaring at Twin all the while]
Detective: So, is there anything you would like to say?
Twin: Not particularly.
Detective: Well in that case, why is your name 'Twin'?
Twin: (straight faced) Why is your name 'Detective'?
Detective: Touché
[Another interview]
Dave: Alright, we know you're the brains of this operation.
Jonny B.: …Thanks, It was my idea to check all those cakes to see if Neferet was hiding in them.
Dave: *Sweatdrop*
Detective: Ugh.
Jonny B.: I also expertly poofed our entire group all the way from Cairo to Kyoto.
Dave: Ha! So you brought your little group to Kyoto!
Detective: Shush, Fluffy.
Dave: …"Fluffy"…?
Detective: Yes, now shush. So you…'poofed' from where again?
Jonny B.: Cairo, right in the middle of North Dakota! [Note: Cairo is not in North Dakota]
Detective: (ignoring the North Dakota thing) Cairo? Sounds interesting.
Jonny B.: Not really, it was really hot.
Detective: Well that's too bad.
Jonny B.: Not really, we ended up in Alaska before, along with Paris and Verona. Both of which were in California.
Dave: Why would you think that places are in California?
Jonny B.: Damien told me that they were on the other side of the world.
Dave: …(trying really hard not to strangle Jonny B. at the moment)
Detective: There is more to the world than just the United States.
Jonny B.: Really? Well then, we just ended up in Alaska, Paris, and Verona. I don't know where any of those places are.
Detective: I heard that going through the story, readers only saw your group go to Hokkaido, Tokyo, and Cairo, and then you brought them here to Kyoto.
Jonny B.: I didn't bring us here, you did. When you arrested us.
Detective: Why didn't the readers see you go to Alaska, Paris, or Verona?
Jonny B.: Deleted scenes.
Dave: *Mumbling* you've got to be kidding me.
Twin: He's not.
Dave: What? How did you get our of your cell?
Twin: I'm Twin, and the writer of this story-
RJ: I told you to stop breaking the fourth wall!
Twin: (Semi-ignoring RJ) – I do what I want.
Dave: Back to the cell!
Twin: What part of "I do what I want" don't you get?
Frankie: Its Dave, lets just watch the deleted scenes.
Damien: How is it that we even have deleted scenes?
Neko: We aren't too sure.
Damien: Hm, are we going to question it?
Frankie: What's the point?
Dave: Excuse me! We're in the middle of an interview!
Jonny B.: Interview? Oh, then you need to know that my favorite color is blue, and that when Kramisha is acting like she hates me, it means she really likes me.
Kramisha: Does not!
Twin: I thought we left you at the studio…?
Kramisha: You did, one moment I was at the studio, the next I was in some foreign country!
Jonny B.: Like I said, I poofed the entire group to Kyoto.
Kramisha: Where am I?
Twin: Kyoto, Japan.
Jonny B.: Ahem, you're welcome.
Kramisha: (Ticked) You wanna get your butt kicked, don't ya?
Twin: Do that later, we're watching deleted scenes [Though I didn't write them until this chapter, so…not really deleted..]
Kramisha: We have deleted scenes?
Stark: It's confusing to all of us
DELETED SCENES THAT ARENT REALLY DELETED
DGYFT chapter 4 part 3
Twin: Okay, someone get me some hot chocolate, a coat, and out of Alaska!
Zoey: Why? I think it's pretty nice here.
Twin: Yeah, but I may have been banned from this state… [Not really. Just felt like adding that]
Stark: What did you do?
Twin: Nothing you can prove.
Damien: Who's turn is it?
Jack: Can I try?
Twin: Go for it.
GROUP POOF (Going, going, gone once more to…)
Damien: Paris?
Jack: Well, at least it's the city of love.
Twin: Get me out of here.
Erin: Got something against Paris?
Twin: Absolutely not. But I have a feeling that everyone is going to start acting all coupley and then want to go on a date…
Zoey: Stark, lets go to the Eiffel Tower.
Damien: I want to go to the Louvre.
Twin: See!
Erin: Fine. Let me try.
GROUP POOF (where we're going, no one knows. No seriously, where are we going)
Twin: Verona?
Erin: …My bad.
Twin: …Okay, now I want to take a look around. This is the setting of very famous literature.
Damien: You like Shakespeare?
Twin: No, but I've wanted to visit Verona. And Letters to Juliet is one of my favorite movies so…
Damien: …No. We're in the wrong city.
BlackCat: And country.
Water: Well, at least it's not the other side of the planet-
GROUP POOF!
(Now in Kyoto) [I just noticed when I was typing this and copied/pasted from the other chapter that this said Hokkaido, not Kyoto. I assure you, we are in Kyoto. I blame my proof reader *cough* RJ *cough* for not catching that]
Twin: Wow.
Frankie: Nice job.
Water: Wasn't me.
Stark: Obviously.
Twin: And it wasn't me either.
Zoey: Then who…?
Jonny B.: All hail my mighty-!
Twin: And moronic.
Jonny B.: -Powers!
Detective: Ah, so that's what happened with the other three places.
Twin: Yup. There's a reason to these deleted scenes.
Neko: And that reason is that you're stalling with the rest of the story since you still don't have it figured out yet.
Twin: …Well they didn't know that.
Neko: But they do now.
Twin: Thanks to you.
Neko: You're welcome.
Twin: *Glare*
TDV Scenes: Chapter 1
Twin: Hiya! Welcome to Hell, population, us.
Zoey: That's kinda a lame entrance.
Twin: Shut up.
Stark: Who are you?
Twin: None of your beeswax
Stark: Kinda is my beeswax, being trapped here and all.
Jonny B.: Why do you have beeswax?
Stark: …It's a weird thing; we mean business when we say beeswa- (notices Jonny B. being all confused)…I like wax.
Jonny B.: Weird hobby.
Stark: …Yeah…
Erik: Where the hell are we?
Twin: Hey! No cursing!
Kramisha: You did.
Twin: …Touché.
Zoey: So you don't even follow your own rule?
Twin: …I'm the writer; I do what I want.
Stark: You should at least follow your own rules.
Damien: It promotes obedience and will probably make us follow the rules-
Twin: Save the lecture. My story, we play by my rules.
Stark: Whatever you say…
Twin: What does that mean?
Stark: Nothing I can tell you.
Twin: …Cryptic.
Jack: Maybe you should start over on introductions?
TDV Scenes: Chapter 2
Aphrodite: (drinks the poison/wine mixture) ok, we're done
Johnny B.: You're seriously alive?
Aphrodite: Yes, duh
Twin: The antidote was alcohol
Damien: And you still let her have wine with it?
Twin: I didn't know
Johnny B.: But you know now?
Twin: Yeah
Damien: How?
Twin: `Cause she's still alive
Damien: Really, you didn't check to find out if there was an antidote first?
Twin: Well, considering the fact that the poison was to be used for written murder, I didn't think that an antidote was necessary.
Stark: What if a little kid walked in and drank it?
Twin: …Why would there be a little kid here?
Stark: Why are we here?
Twin: To torture and amuse others, what else?
Zoey: Not your best comeback, Stark.
Stark: Whatever.
Damien: You still shouldn't set the poison out like that.
Twin: Why? I have poison resistance.
RJ: That's only certain armor in the Adventure Quest card game.
Twin: Well they (gesturing to HON cast) didn't know that!
RJ: Well, they do now.
Twin: Thanks a lot (Sarcasm!)
Kid: [out of nowhere in particular] I'm thirsty! (Starts drinking poison)
Zoey: No, don't drink-! …That.
Kid: *cough, cough*
Twin: Huh, didn't see that one coming.
Stark: Told ya it could happen.
Twin: I need to check the locks on the door.
Stark: Locks?
Twin: I need more than one to keep Ms. Super Vampyre locked up.
Damien: Aphrodite! Give him the antidote!
Aphrodite: Sure.
Kid: (Drinks the antidote…AKA wine) All better now!
Twin: Yay! Seriously, I need to check those locks.
Damien: Thank goddess.
Aphrodite: You're welcome.
Zoey: It's not like you to help out and do something nice.
Erin: I figured you would kick children, not save them from poison.
Aphrodite: Yeah, but I had something to gain from this.
Stark: And what is that?
Aphrodite: I've always wanted to know how a little kid would act when drunk.
Twin: Didn't you experience being drunk as a kid?
Aphrodite: …Maybe.
TDV Scene: Chapter 3
Twin: So why a strip club? [I know, already went over this in an earlier chapter]
Jonny B.: Eh, it was the farthest we could get with the taxi.
Twin: Ah.
Kramisha: Yeah, so you owe me money.
Twin: …Please tell me you're talking to Jonny B.
Kramisha: Nope. You owe me for the taxi fare.
Twin: (falls) …Nooooo!
Kramisha: Little white drama queen.
Twin: Hey! Don't bring my comedic paleness into this!
Guess what? I was stalling. I had no idea what I was going to do with this, but I'm getting an idea of where to go on with the story. Not sure how long this will last, it could be another chapter or maybe 4. It all depends.
After I finish with this story, I plan to do something with Oban Star-Racers or something. I want to continue writing for fanfiction though.
Now, I have no guarantee that I will update again, so I will do this now. Thank you guys so much, especially those who have been with me from the beginning. I have made some new friends through this and it means a lot whenever I get a new email saying that there is a new review or someone has add my story or me as an author overall to their favorites. This has really helped me with my self confidence and it a great escape from reality and just have fun with it all. I'm not able to let people in and tell them my thoughts and feelings beyond school or soccer, but I hope to in the future and I have already made improvement since fanfiction. Its hard to believe that I was 13 when I started all this and that now I'm 15 and going into my second year of high school.
I hope to keep in touch with all of you.
Forever weird and comically pale,
half of twin
PS I was going through some old chapters when I found that one part in chapter 2 of DGYFT where we went through all the characters who have been killed off, and then I mentioned someone whom I was betting would be killed. Yeah, I wish there was money on that, `cause I would have won! I was betting on Dragon dying, and now he's all dead. My proof-
Twin: I would...and just you wait. But I actually have my money on Dragon dying sometime. Possibly in the new release [If you've read it already don't spoil it for me! I want to find out if I'm right on my own]
Stark: Really? My mentor?
Twin: He's gone off the deep end. Avenging his wives death and all
Zoey: I doubt it
Take that Zoey!
PPS From RJ: …Outside hacking 30% complete…