I had a lot of fun writing this, and you will see why! Muahahaha!

Disclaimer: Do I really have to do this?

Alfred POV

Strolling down the street, the blinding sun held high in the sky. It was a good day, even if my ice cream is melting and sticking to my hands and shirt, (The ice-cream flavor is mint chocolate chip). So now, I was with Haruhi. We laughed and talked and told embarrassing stories of our friends, like this one time with Finland…

Unnecessary story:

Finland was being an in-mall Santa. He sat laughing and asking children what they want for Christmas, he did an excellent job- being the real Santa and all. That is until a man with a gun came barging in, threatening to shoot if anyone moved, he was taking the mall hostage. So Finland, being the awesome sniper he is, easily took down the bad guy. The children started crying though. They were yelling that Santa killed someone, questioning if Santa was really good or not. They were devastated and scared. Finland wanting to make them feel better told them, "You wont have to worry about that if you are good! That only happens to bad kids!"

Let's just say, those children never did a bad thing again.

End of unnecessary story…

It was a wonderful time, and Haruhi is really awesome. But, I have this strange feeling someone is watching me, and usually when a country gets that feeling, it's real. It put me on edge all day, and Haruhi seemed to notice.

"Hey, Alfred. Is something wrong?" She asked raising an eyebrow.

"Wha- yeah! Everything is fine!" I said with a little laugh, Haruhi gave me a suspicious look, and then she sighed in defeat, "Whatever, just don't let it ruin the evening."

I nodded, "DON'T WORRY! THE HERO WILL MAKE THE DAMNSEL IN DISTRESS HAPPY! NO MATTER WHAT!"

"I'm not in distress… you know what, whatever. Let's just enjoy the rest of our time together."

It's funny. Whenever we talk to each other about what we are doing, we never say date. We always make up other things, like 'time together,' or 'evening,' and even 'evening out with friends.' But we never say date; I wonder what will happen if I do, will it make it awkward? Whatever.

"So, how are you enjoying the date?" I asked.

"Date? Um, it's good, I guess. I never really thought of it as a date though."

"Well, it's a girl and a guy hanging out, so I guess technically it is a date." I explained then shrugged my shoulders, "If you don't want it to be then fine."

"No. I like being on a date with you."

I jumped in the air, "THE HERO ALWAYS GETS THE GIRL!" Haruhi giggled and I grabbed her hand and started to drag her along with me as I ran, she protested at first, but eventually gave in. I never let go of her hand.

Tamaki POV (jealous)

THAT BASTARD! THAT WOMAN STEALING MAN! I WILL KILL HIM! But, I don't want to make my precious daughter mad. I want her to be happy. BUT HAPPY WITH ME! NOT THAT GUY! But what if she doesn't love me? She only see's me as a friend. Nothing more. AND THAT'S ALL I SEE HER AS TOO! No! It's not! My little girl is all gone! He stole her! NOOOOOOOOOO!

"Ok, mission break up is in action!" I commanded the rest of the host club, pointing at the two.

"Looks like someone is jealous." Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison.

I growled and glared at them, "No, he just isn't right for her. I see him breaking her heart!"

"No, the king is just jealous he can't get the girl." Hikaru stated frankly

"Yeah, you didn't have much of a chance to begin with though." Kaoru added.

Honey nodded, "Yeah, I over heard his friends say he made it to second base yesterday, whatever that means."

I felt my face heat up in embarrassment and rage, I even saw the twins face turn a bright red. Even Kyoya and Mori had a dusting of pink on their cheeks.

"…Honey." Mori said.

Hone hummed and looked up at his friend, "Never say that. Ever."

Honey looked confused and opened his mouth to say something, but I couldn't hold it in any longer. Standing up over-dramatically, I pointed in the direction of Haruhi, "WE WILL BREAK THEM UP! TONIGHT!"

"Nah. Let's go Hikaru." Kaoru said, Hikaru nodded, "See ya' boss."

And they left.

"We need to go eat dinner, by Tama-chan!" Honey said, leaving on Mori's back.

"Of he really did make it to second base yesterday, I do not want to see where they will go tonight. Goodbye Tamaki." Kyoya said getting up and leaving, "It wasn't that interesting anyway."

My face fell. WHY DON'T THEY EVER LISTEN TO ME! I ran to a corner and started to grow my little mushrooms, at least they listen to me.

Haruhi POV

The date was fun. I know, I said it wasn't a "date" but that changed. And no, I am not falling for Alfred. It's just, he is really nice, like Tamaki! First Alfred took me to get some ice cream and we talked. I also found out he had a friend who was a sniper… and Santa. Anyway, after ice cream he took me to a park and we sat and chatted. We sat under the shade of a tree and watched the sun set.

"It's pretty, huh?" I said, slowly resting my head on Alfred's chest. At first I felt him tense, but he slowly relaxed, "Yeah, but it isn't as beautiful as you."

I felt my face and even the tips of my ears heat up. He looked down to me and lifted up my chin so I stared him strait in the eye.

"The hero always gets the girl, right?"

I nodded dumbly, slowly we moved closer.

We were only centimeters apart, my eyes fluttered close and I felt butterfly's dance in my stomach. This is really about to happen. I felt his warm breath tickle my lips; he hesitated, then moved forward to close the gap when-

"NO HARUHI DON'T!"

I shot back, face well beyond tomato red. Alfred also had the same lok of bewilderment. I spun my face around when my eyes landed on a certain "king."

Damn you Tamaki.

HARUHI AND ALFRED SITTIN' IN A TREE. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Haruhi: Shut it. *face glowing red*

Tamaki: Yeah! They will never kiss!

Haruhi: I hate you right now

Alfred: Yeah. You made a nation very pissed off.

Tamaki: *Hides and crys