Bonus: Introducing Iruka-chan2 Insanity! The —— University Scavenger Hunt Riddles

I take full credit/blame for these riddles. I'm also going to resort to review-extortion this once, because I'm only going to provide my answers (there might be other answers that fit that I didn't think of, too) in a reply to reviews that list your guesses or persuasive cajolery. Mental gold stars and the respect of your fellow fans (well, from me, at the very least) go to anyone who comes up with their own riddles and includes them in their review!

Hints: Not every campus would have the second-to-last location of Carlinda's clues, but I hope it can be figured out nevertheless. As for the last one of Carlinda's, which is only on a couple campuses, the answer is specifically mentioned in the story. The first one of Miss B's would only ever apply to this fictional campus, of course. :)


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Carlinda's:

No doors are unlocked by these eighty-eight keys

But when they're on stage, they're all anyone sees.


Yes, stars may be seen in the sky overhead

But better by day, or brightly lit instead.


Not for torture, but storage, outside of the gym

For objects of transport, both for her and for him.


By any other word this smells as sweet:

Author and answer in this place doth meet.


Underneath there resides no money-hungry troll…

Tradition still dictates you pay a priceless toll.


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Miss B's:

As he reads through spectacles of history

In this, his office, he sips a cup of eel tea.


No need to think on improving your lot

If all the signs say that this is your spot.


With a little persuasion on this shelf you'll find

Other novel ideas from the same author's mind.


"Love Me Do" some sang and were considered adept

But on pins and needles you'll find this group is kept.


To play your cards right, you'd best have an ace up your sleeve,

However the net here has a more tangible weave.