The screen cuts back to the studio
Anne: Round seven, team. In the bank, £274,000. There are three of you left; another ten seconds off your time. We'll start with the strongest link in the last round… that's you, Petunia. Let's play… The Weakest Link.
The short jingle plays as Anne turns her computer podium to Petunia
Anne: Start the clock.
The time starts; this time there are 2 minutes. The money tree fades in
Anne: Petunia, in politics, what is Ronald Reagan's middle name?
Petunia: Wilson.
Anne: Correct. Sniffles, the Globe Theatre in London was burnt down in 1613 during which Tudor play by William Shakespeare?
Sniffles: …Henry VIII.
Anne: Correct. Cuddles, in music, the rapper Marshall Bruce Mathers III came up with his alias named after which chocolate brand?
Cuddles: M&M's.
Anne: Correct. Petunia, in media, what U is the company that produced the following videogames such as Just Dance, Assassins Creed and Rayman?
Petunia: …Ubisoft.
Anne: Correct. Sniffles, in history, what year did the Cold War end?
Sniffles: …1991.
Anne: Correct. Cuddles…
Cuddles: BANK!
Anne: In geography, which is the only continent that has heavily changed its temperature after the continental drift?
Cuddles: Antarctica.
Anne: Correct. Petunia, in television, John Anderson is best known as the referee in the UK version of which sports entertainment game show?
Petunia: Gladiators.
Anne: Correct. Sniffles, in biology, a human head has approximately how many hairs? Ten thousand or one hundred thousand?
Sniffles: One hundred thousand.
Anne: Correct. Cuddles, in films, who provides the voice of Buzz Lightyear in the 1995 Pixar film, Toy story?
Cuddles: Tom Hanks.
Anne: Tim Allen. Petunia, in chemistry, if Hydrogen, Nitrogen and Oxygen are mixed together, they form which type of acid?
Petunia: Nitric!
Anne: Correct. Sniffles, in maths, which of these is NOT a prime number? 13, 25 or 37?
Sniffles: …25!
Anne: Correct. Cuddles, in food, the beef bourguignon was originated in which country?
Cuddles: France.
Anne: Correct. Petunia, in physics, the symbol that shows a circle with an X usually represents which electronic appliance?
Petunia: Lightbulb!
Anne: I'll accept. Sniffles, in literature, what C is the title of the dark fantasy children's novel written by Neil Gaiman?
Sniffles: Coraline.
Anne: Correct. Cuddles, in maths, what is the square root of 400?
Cuddles: Um, twenty!
Anne: Correct. Petunia…
Petunia: BANK!
The end-of-round jingle suddenly plays throughout the studio, just after Petunia banks the money
Anne: Time's up, your bank was in time. And in that round, you have banked £35,000. Now in Round eight, you get the chance to treble what you bank. Which means in the next round, there's £300,000 to be won. Before that… it's time to vote off… The Weakest Link.
Soon, all the spotlights turn red, and the contestants start voting by writing the names on their touch screens
John: At this crucial stage of the game, Cuddles is the weakest link. Statistically, Sniffles is the strongest link for the second time. But who will lose out… in the final vote?
All the contestants finish voting
Anne: Voting over; it's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.
The camera pans to every contestant who press their buttons to reveal their choice on their electric podiums
Cuddles: Sniffles.
Petunia: Cuddles.
Sniffles: Cuddles.
A couple seconds later, Anne turns to Petunia
Anne: Petunia, why Cuddles?
Petunia: He got one question wrong while we got all of our answers right.
Anne: Yeah, so much for your OCD.
Petunia: Indeed it is.
Anne: Sniffles, why Cuddles?
Sniffles: He banked a bit too early, and if we had to bank just until a wrong answer is given, we would have won 95,000 in that round.
Audience: Ooohh!
Anne: Cleverdick. Well, Cuddles, with two votes, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
The audience clap as Cuddles leaves his podium, and taking the Walk of Shame. The screen fades to the next slide of Cuddles having an interview
Cuddles: I was this close to making it into the final two. I mean, I have to admit it, you just have to focus even more carefully with the questions, and not even make just one mistake. Anyway, I wish Sniffles and Petunia the best of luck to winning the money for their charity. They could even get free hugs from me, Cuddles!