A/N Hi, I'm back!

So, lovely readers? How was your weekend? I had to go to a dentist appointment and they put freaking flouride on my teeth. Grr. It tasted crappy.

You know...I suddenly feel the need to force the Dragon Riders of Berk to dance Zumba...why, you ask? Because my Spanish teacher makes me do it. She makes us dance to "Gasolina" by YouTube user shelliphillips. And the image of that made me laugh until I cried, heh heh heh...

So.

I know I said I had a playlist, and I just realized that I have 94 songs on it. Yes, you read that right, 94. So, instead of following the playlist in order, I'm just going to write whichever ones inspire me at the moment.

WARNING TO YOU, LOVELY READERS: I have realized that one one-shot, JUST ONE, will be rated MA. For violence and blood and graphic torture. Why, you ask? Which one is it? It will be Heathens, inspired by the Twenty One Pilots song. Which reminds me, there's a pretty great YouTube HTTYD video for Heathens, it's by ToothlestheAlpha05.

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Make A Move

Time Period: Canon, RTTE

Ship(s): Hiccstrid

Genre: Humor, Parody

Rating: T, for mention of pheromones

Summary: Tuffnut notices some tension between Hiccup and Astrid, one night in the Clubhouse. He ropes the others into singing to Hiccup with him, and Hiccup and Astrid don't even notice.

"And that's when I kicked her in the ankles!"

Everyone groaned and Ruffnut punched her brother as he finished recounting one of the the fights he'd had with her.

"Yes, Tuff, very nice," Astrid drawled, returning to her stew.

Tuffnut chortled and went back to his own, rubbing the developing bruise from his sister's fist.

As the night went on, Tuffnut noticed that Astrid and Hiccup seemed to gravitate around each other, talking carefully, as though afraid of saying the wrong thing, moving awkwardly, as if afraid to and also wanting to allow their skin to brush. And when their hands actually did accidentally brush, there was awkward word scrambling.

Hmmmm, Tuffnut thought. This could be interesting.

He waited until they were deep in conversation, then gestured to the others.

"What do you want, Tuff?" Snotlout asked irately. "I want to go to bed."

"Have any of you four noticed the..tension bewteen Astrid and our fearless leader?" Tuffnut asked them in an undertone, gesturing towards where Astrid and Hiccup sat by the east door, talking about Thor knows what.

"Yeah, kind of." Fishlegs said. "Why?"

"Of course!" Ruffnut said.

"Yeah, it's really cute." Heather said. "And kind of frustrating. Can't they just get on with it already?"

"Get on with what?" Snotlout asked. Then when they all stared at him disbelievingly, his glance cut between them and the door a couple times before realizing. "Oh!. Of course. Yeah, me too. It's tragic, but Astrid will never go for all this," he said, flexing confidently.

Heather rolled her eyes before asking, "So what do you intend on doing about it?"

Tuffnut chuckled and rubbed his hands together. "Oh, do I have plans. Big plans." He carefully outlined his idea to them. Though Ruffnut and Snotlout were reluctant, he soon convinced them all to go along with it. Tuffnut approached the east door with an evil grin, the began putting his plan into action.

Tuffnut (rapping): There's somethin' going on around here. I been watchin' and the signals are clear. A nervous laugh when she brushes his skin. The sweaty palms, the big dopey grin.

Ruffnut, Snotlout, Heather, Fishlegs: Hmmm, mmm-mmm.

Tuffnut (rapping): With a giggle and a flip of her hair, I smell the pheromones in the air. Makin' goo goo eyes over their food, they need my help here in settin' the mood. Oh, you don't believe love is blind? Well, I got some friends who think otherwise. And here they are! Direct from that corner over there!

Tuffnut: You gotta turn up the heat, you gotta butter the pan, you gotta

All: Make a move and don't be afraid.

Tuffnut: Reach for her hand, maybe giver her a kiss, she's

All: Waiting for a move to be made.

Tuffnut: So you

R, S, H, F: gotta

Tuffnut: gotta

R, S, H, F,: gotta

Tuffnut: gotta

R, S, H, F : yeah

All: You gotta make a move! You gotta make a move. You gotta make a move! You gotta make a move. You gotta make a move! You gotta make a move.

R, S, H, F :yeah!

Tuffnut: Hiccup, I know you can't hear me right now. But if you could, I'd wanna say a few thangs to ya. I am in your corner, buddy. But you have got to tell this girl what you're really feelin', deep down. You might not get another chance! So just go on now. Open your heart...

Hiccup: Astrid...

Tuffnut: Here we go.

Astrid: Yes, Hiccup?

Tuffnut: Ooh, he's gonna tell her!

Hiccup: I, uh..

Tuffnut: Oh, I can't take this!

Hiccup: Well, I was..

Tuffnut: Uh huh.

Hiccup: I was wondering...

Tuffnut: Okay...

Hiccup: I was wondering...

Tuffnut: Spit it out!

Hiccup: Are..are you gonna..eat that?

All: MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Tuffnut: You, gotta, make a move, you gotta shift into gear, you gotta

All: Buckle down, and give it a whirl

Tuffnut: The scene is set, right out of a book, with a sunset, and a beautiful girl, so you gotta

R, S, H, F : gotta

Tuffnut: gotta

R, S, H, F : gotta

Tuffnut: gotta

R, S, H, F: gotta

Tuffnut: gotta

R, S, H, F : yeah!

All: Make a move! You gotta. You gotta make a move. You gotta. You gotta make a move. YEAH!

Tuffnut (rapping): You gotta use the sunset! What a beautiful sunset, baby! You gotta use the sunset baby!

All: oooh, oh, yeah!

Tuffnut (rapping): You've gotta reach for the ring, you gotta give it a shot. Grab the bull by the horns, or give up the plot! WHOO!

Tuffnut: And make a move.

Tuffnut jerked awake, sitting straight up. "Ruffnut!"

"What? What? I was asleep! Tuff, if this is another one of your-"

"No, it's not. Listen, I just had the most perfect dream ever!"

"Let me guess. Was I dead?" Ruffnut rubbed her eyes and scowled at him across the hut, clearly grumpy.

"No, though that idea certainly has potential. It was a plan on how to get Hiccup and Astrid together!"

"Huh? But they usually are."

"No, I mean a plan on how to get them to confess their..." Tuff paused, then decided on the least insulting term. "Their twoo wove."

"We already know they're in love. Why do they need to confess it?"

Tuffnut rolled his eyes. "WE know that, but THEY don't. WE need to get them to confess it to each other."

"Oh. Okay!" Ruffnut rolled out of her bed and started towards the door. "Lets go!"

"Not now!" Tuffnut stared at his sister incredulously. "It's the middle of the night!"

"Fine." Ruffnut got back in her bed and rolled over. "G'night, Tuff. Again."

"Night, Ruff."

This One-Shot was inspired by "Make A Move" from Shrek The Musical.

A/N Awwwwww, twinsies!

So yeah, for those who weren't sure, the whole song thing was Tuffnut's dream.

There's something I really think you all should check out, it involves the twins. It's a YouTube video, "HTTYD Twins-Hiccup's Leather Pants" by XXFlamingwolfXX. It's hilarious, because it actually seems likely that the twins would do something like that. I'm sitting here at my alternative education place, StudentLink, and I couldn't stop laughing and everyone looked at me like I was insane. I kind of am...

But yeah...I had one of the worst experiences of the school year so far this morning. I went to Spanish class, and we were allowed to choose our partner for conversation, and every single time I was left completely alone, no partner, and the teacher DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. I almost cried the last time...

One Parting Word (sentence? What the heck I don't care): Drunken Dragons!