A/N-Sorry for the late update! Don't hurt me! *people started throwing bricks* Or you could maul me, I'd care less.

I am very sorry that Naruto ended. Masashi Kishimoto is a *insert cuss word here* DON'T WORRY THOUGH! I'll keep going!

Have a nice day & Please review!

P.S. Aiko might die...

Not Aiko's POV it's mine, Bubbles-sama's

Team 7, plus Tazuna, kept walking on the dirt road with Aiko on Kakashi's back. Aiko had fallen asleep 2 minutes ago and Sakura was peeved that Sasuke wasn't paying attention to her.

It was quite odd because Team 7 was quite.

GASP!

Did you gasp? 'Cuz I did.

A puddle appeared on the road and all of a sudden 2 men jumped out of the puddle. Just before Kakashi was cut in half they stopped.

The Demon Brothers went behind a tree and started whispering.

Kakashi made out bits and pieces of their conversation.

"Is that her?"

"Maybe..."

"...tank top..."

"...Yes..."

"Should we..."

"Yes yes!"

The Demon Brothers leaped up and came on either side of Kakashi.

Then they bowed a big deep bow.

"Princess! It is an honor to see you." They said in unison.

Sakura (being a stuck up snob) thought they were talking to her.

"Yes yes. I am here. What do you imbeciles want?" she said in her snobby I'm-a-council-members-daughter voice.

Gozu took out his chain and wrapped it around Sakura squeezing her tightly.

"Why would we bow to a stupid leaf scum like you huh?" Meizu said.

"We are talking to Aiko-sama!" They said in unison.

As if on cue Aiko opened her eyes slowly. When she saw to Demon Brothers her eyes shot open.

She screamed a high-pitched scream.

Now that Aiko-chan's awake BACK TO HER!

Aiko's POV

I woke up when I heard a familiar voice say my name. I slowly opened my eyes only to find...

THE DEMON BROTHERS?!

I screamed a high pitched girly scream.

I scrambled off of Kakashi's back and hug/tackled them. "Go-chan! Mei-chan! How are you guys! I haven't seen you in FOREVER!"

I saw an unconscious Sakura on the ground with Gozu's chain around her.

I put my hand on my hip. "Go-chan. Put your chain back."

I thought for a second and smiled mischievously. "Wait," I commanded. "Suspend her in the air for me."

Gozu jumped up on top of a VERY tall tree and let Sakura from hang from his chain. "What now hime?" he asked.

"SAKURA!" I shouted. "SASUKE SAID YES FOR A DATE."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" Sakura screamed.

Sasuke glared at me for saying that.

She looked down and saw herself hanging 40ft from the ground.

Her mouth opened and closed several times. Then, all of a sudden a hideous banshee like screech came from her mouth.

"PUT ME DOWN! AHHHHHH! PUT ME DOWN! I WANT MY MOMMY! WAHHHH!"

I would have laughed but unfortunately, my eardrums felt like they had exploded.

I looked around and saw Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi with earplugs in their ears and hands in their pockets. Mei-chan was on the ground holding his ears.

I looked up and saw Go-chan unconscious falling towards the ground at an alarming rate. WAIT! If Go-chan was falling then Sakura...

I ran towards both of them and JUMPED! I grabbed Sakura first and then Go-chan.

I sat Go-chan next to Mei-chan. I patted Meizu's head. He looked up at me with a painful look on his face. I pointed towards my ears and did a thumbs down motion. He nodded in understanding.

After I propped Sakura next to a tree, I pointed an accusing finger at Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakshi.

"Where are my earplugs huh, turd faces?! I don't like you butt heads!" I looked at Kakashi and held out my hand as if I wanted a pair.

Naruto came forward and handed me a pair of bright orange earplugs. He said something I couldn't hear.

I did the same motion I did with Meizu. Ear and thumbs down. Naruto's face had an Oh! look on. He bowed deeply as if to apologize.

I gave him a one armed hug, grinning. "It's okay!" I said. "Don't worry about Naru!"

I then proceeded to give him an elaborate noogie.

"Umm... Can we go now?" Tazuna asked. (I bet you forgot about him. I did!)

Everyone looked at Tazuna so I did too.

I exploded.

In his hands were a pair of earplugs.

"YOU GAVE TAZUNA EARPLUGS BUT NOT ME!? CRAP FACES! TURD HEADS!" I screamed. I turned around and shunned them.

I turned to Gozu and Meizu. They knew the look on my face and quickly said everything about Gato and Wave and how they came here to kill Tazuna.

Kakashi suggested us stopping the mission but Naruto and Sasuke insisted to keep going.

I turned when I heard Sakura.

"... Sasuke... Bad... Stop..." Sakura mumbled. Sasuke grew a bright shade of red at Sakura's words. "Jerk... No... Don't leave... SASUKE!" Sakura's eyes flew wide open, in fright.

She gathered the boys of our team into a bone crushing hug, tears streaming down her face. "I'm s-o-o sor-ry." She said while sobbing and hiccuping. "Y-y-ou guys-s were go-ne. Naruto was in the hospital, Kakashi-sensei was dead, and Sasuke had become a traitor to Leaf and was a wanted criminal."

She released the guys and rubbed her eyes. "I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused you guys. I just want us to be a big happy family."

I stepped forward and gave her a hug. "You're right. Kakashi did die, Naruto did end up in the hospital, and Sasuke did become a traitor." Sakura looked horrified.

"But, that was in a different life. This is a life with me in it. Naruto will end up in the hospital and Kakashi will die but, Sasuke will NOT become a criminal. He'll have to kill me before that. We can all be a happy family but you must become a good kunoichi. Stop being a fan girl and put your talents to use. Then we will be a family."

Everybody looked shocked at what I just said. I smiled a small sad smile. "Let's go to Wave everyone. Gozu and Meizu go back to Gato and tell him that he WILL die and an akuma (Demon) is here for his head."

The Demon Brothers grinned a sadistic grin. "Hai hime!"

Our trip to Wave had officially begun.

We continued walking at a civilian pace. Every 10 seconds I'd yawn and my head would droop until Naruto would flick the back of my head.

I finally got tired of constantly yawning and jumped on Kakashi's back. I entered trace like state so I was sleeping but I could still feel the outside world.

A while later...

"Everyone DUCK!" Kakashi yelled. Me, being the idiot I am, flew off of Kakashi's back as he well... ducked.

My face slammed into the ground as a giant meat cleaver came hurling at us.

Wait. A GIANT MEAT CLEAVER?!

You would need a BIG chicken for that knife... Or a duck.

I shot up and looked at Sasuke. "Hey duck butt! I think the butcher's arrived!"

I cackled at my joke as Sasuke's emo face became red like his precious tomatoes.

Wait. A GIANT MEAT CLEAVER?!

That could mean one thing...

I whipped around and screamed

CHAPTER END!

Haha just kidding!

I whipped around and screamed, "ZA-CHWAN!"

Chapter end (for real)

Or maybe not...

I leaped onto the handle of the Kubikiribochou or how I say it the Kubibutcher.

I spread out my arms and tackled my beloved Za-chwan.

"Aww Aiko. I told you not to call me that in public." Zabuza whined.

I crossed my arms. "And I told you not to call me that EVER!"

"Well I'm sorry Koi-chan but I've been sent to kill the man behind you." He said.

I looked behind me. "Wait. You want to kill Sakura?"

"The lady behind you that looks like she's gonna kill you? No why?" Zabuza said jokingly.

"Calm your butt cheeks Sakura I was joking" I said. The intense pressure on my back decreased and I sighed happily.

"So Za-chwan, where's Ku-kun?"

Zabuza visibly stiffened. "Who's Ku-kun Aiko?"

I got the hint and backed off. Then I screamed "I told you, DON'T CALL ME AIKO! IT'S KOI-CHAN!"

"I thought only banshees could do that," I heard Tazuna say.

Naruto and Sasuke started snickering. "Haha guys very funny," I said rolling my eyes. "Let's go to Tazuna's house already."

"Aiko what do we do about Zabuza Momochi the Demon of the Mist?" Kakashi asked.

Zabuza looked delighted. "Ah... Kakashi of the Sharingan, what a pleasure to meet you. How about a friendly spar eh?"

I frowned. "Not the time Zabuza. We need to make sure Tazuna finishes the bridge and kill Gato. I'll give you double what Gato offered if you help us. Oh, and call out Ku-kun."

Zabuza nodded, knowing I was in my serious mode. I NEVER said his real name.

"Haku! Come out!" He called. A hunter nin appeared and took off their mask to reveal a feminine face.

"Hai Zabuza-sama. Hello Ai-chan." He said.

"Ku-kun!" I shouted happily. I engulfed Haku in a bear hug.

I turned to Team 7, "Okay everyone, this is Haku, Haku this is everyone. SAY HI!"

Haku bowed deeply. "Hello everyone I am Haku, Zabuza-sama's servant. It is a pleasure to meet you."

"FUN FACT!" I shouted, "Haku is a guy!"

Team 7 plus Tazuna's jaws dropped. Well, except Kakashi's. He's just weird.

"Now let's go to Tazuna's house!" I said. I skipped away with everyone behind me.

Real chapter end...

Sorry for the late update! Don't hurt me! *people started throwing bricks* Or you could maul me, I'd care less.

I am very sorry that Naruto ended. Masashi Kishimoto is a *insert cuss word here* DON'T WORRY THOUGH! I'll keep going!

Have a nice day & Please review!

P.S. Aiko might die...