Lily has a biatch.

By meeeeee

In my year fifteeny!

Feltonsgirl….: Heheheh. Lots of nice reviews!

Super spy: HA! Send me sprinkles!

KOOKIE123: what t'fuke is a hilarious expression poking funa t people from the north of England. It means wtf.

GoddessoftheM: he don't see BB. Sorry! Used to using quote marks…Bloody history teavher and her essays…..

BlankmindedNonBlondePerson: heheh. I've been doing it 4 years I don't get it half the time…..

Marauders babe: BACK OFF BIATCH! SIRIUS BE MINE! Heheh.

Trapped rabbit: evidently not. SIRIUS OWNS MY SOUL! BWAHAHAHAHAH!

Ron Lover 2005: all welcome new or not. Greet the old crowd…their names be around here somewhere…..

Winona Corinne: YEAH! FIFTEENY!

Jewel5: yes superlily biatch. :slurp: goooood frappacino….

LOTS OF LOVE TO: Ap Gato…Taryn and Gina… .Trunksgurl09… ….ZillaMcFilla…………female nerd………tee hee……..ferretsandkangaroos….

….pink eraser…..hplovesme…..tantan….i am a banana……RIP LEP…..

…..heiress to the dark throne……

BIG HELLO TO PRI, I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS!

(they threw me a surprise party. FUCK, WAS IT A SURPRISE…..)

Hope you like this, guys! Review lots! I'm off to do my latin….then my greek, crap….

Love, iz xxx

Somewhere Crinkly

Smells like carbolic

Odd.

I could have sworn that Sirius and Flavs were leaning over me and saying

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Chocolate."

I could do with some chocolate though. Too tired to move. I'll get it later.

My hand is oddly warm.

Same odd crinklyness

Is it worrying that it just took me ten minutes to open my eyes?

I can't seem to move very much either.

My hand is warm though. I wonder why. I better summon enough strength to look.

OUCHIES!

Oh, my neck!

It was worth it though. Guess who be holding my hand?

That's right.

It be Bagpuss.

I must say, he is adorable when he's asleep.

Even if his forehead is pressed into my ring. And I can't move my hand.

Same place

To be fair I can't move anything much.

Later.

Why is Bagpuss asleep on my arm?

Oh shit, shit, I don't remember anything from last night…

OH CRAPCRAPCRAP

I became another Bagpuss girl, didn't I?

Oh shit, what am I doing in the hospital wing?

I probably have alcohol poisoning.

Or horrible, horrible STDs

Oh, fuck, fuck, I am going to die…

Wait.

That phrase sounds oddly familiar.

And why do I remember death eaters at this party?

That doesn't sound like fun.

Oh thank god.

Flavs.

Later

Veeeeeeeery confuzzled.

Well

Here is an interesting turn up for the books.

It would appear that James…..uh….

Savedmylife.

KIND OF.

Still.

This is how it went:

Me: FLAVS THANK GOD OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED YESTERDAY I DON'T REMEMBER AT ALL DID I SLEEP WITH POTTER AM I GOING TO DIE?

F: What? Don't you remember any thing?

Me: nope.

F: well. This could be interesting. I guess I'll just plunge right in….

You slept with James and you're pregnant!

Me: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

F: ah, just messing with you. We were attacked by death eaters.

Me: you BITCH. And we were WHAT?

F: Malfoy and his Incredible Blondeness

Me: so why don't I remember?

F: well, you….uh….took a hit for Sirius. But you didn't plan it very well. It hit you full on. It would have killed you if you hadn't caught Bellatrix Black off guard. Nice jinx by the way.

Me: So how come we aren't…..you know…..dead.

F: Well, its interesting you should ask that……

I hate that twinkle in her eye. It's never good.

….James went kindof…ape….when you went down and started firing off at people left right and centre. I gotta hand it to your boyfriend Lils, he knows how to get a curse out. He carried you back up here when Voldie's mates went running back to him. He hasn't left you since.

Me: So what? That's only, what, a couple of hours?

F: Lils, It's Thursday.

Well. That's interesting.

It does explain things.

F: So. How you feeling?

I would have shrugged if I could have moved my shoulders.

Me: Ok. Except I can't move very much.

This wicked little grin comes over her face.

F: so, I guess you'll be wanting me to move James?

Me: yes please?

F: Damn. I really have to go! What a coincidence!

Me: You get right back here!

She waved at me from the door.

And mouthed "He's your biatch".

Bitch.

I'll have to wake him myself.

I tried coughing.

Loudly.

He snored slightly and murmured 'Wafflies' in his sleep.

What in the name of Super Cam are Wafflies?

Eventually I got so bored of watching my the paint on the walls dry I yelled

'JAMES'

Really loud.

That woke him up.

Heheheh.

I pretended to be asleep. I really am a fantastic pretender of being asleep.

I looked at him through my eyelashes. His hair looks like someone ironed it into a point. Heh.

He has the print of my ring on his forehead.

He started looking at me. I closed my eyes really quickly.

It was silent for ages. I thought maybe he'd gone.

The a voice goes, really quietly

"Wake up soon, baby"

And he kissed me, softly.

On the lips.

Bloody Hell.

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