A/N: BAM!

Naruto just rolled her eyes to herself at how the Fathers were acting. They were getting all protective and possessive over her at the mention of a potential contract. She scoffed to herself, she didn't even know if she was going to take this one up and they were already planning how they would haze the newcomer. Really, sometimes they were just up to no good.

She walked over to her OB/GYN and greeted them. "Hi!"

"Brat, what took you so long?"

"Obaa-chan, it wasn't even that long! The Fathers held me up; blame them, not me." She pointed over at the four men who were watching them and stuck her tongue out at them. Then she turned her attention back to the three people in front of her.

"Um, sorry, I never really got your name the other day," Naruto scratched the back of her neck, embarrassed, as she held out a hand to the elderly woman who took it and said. "Akasuna Chiyo."

Naruto blinked. "Akasuna?" She blinked again. "Sasori?" She looked up at the redhead and finally took a good look at him. It was really him.

"Sasori-kun!" she launched herself at him, her four-inch pumps hindering her not one bit.

The redhead chuckled as he caught the blonde in his arms. "I thought you had forgotten about me."

Naruto pulled back before gasping loudly and putting a hand on her chest. "How could I ever forget about you? Is that all you thought of me? Did you forget about me?" She starting fake-sobbing loudly as she pulled herself completely out of his arms before he pulled her back up against his chest. "Eep!"

He bent down to whisper into her ear. "How could I ever forget about you? I think about you all night, every night."

Naruto blushed a light pink before whipping out her playful, sinful smirk, and traced a finger on his chest. She could feel the muscle underneath the dress shirt that she had gotten well acquainted with in her last two years of undergrad. "Only at night? Not in the morning? Not during the day? Not at work? You hurt my feelings."

Sasori was about to answer when someone cleared their throat behind them. They both untangled from each other and had the decency to blush a bit while Sasori looked up at the ceiling and Naruto looked at her feet.

Tsunade smirked. "Well, we don't have to worry about you not liking him, Naru. A friend?"

Naruto sheepishly smiled before answering. "Yup, a friend from college." She smirked as she watched him from the corner of her eye. "Mmhm, just a friend."

"Look who's hurting who's feelings now," Sasori accused.

Naruto just shrugged. "You started it."

Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "You might want to change your policy then. Or else there won't be anymore hanky-panky after he signs it."

Naruto's eyes widened as Sasori and Chiyo looked interested. She face-palmed. This was going to complicate things a bit. She looked over at the Fathers before looking back at Sasori, then she looked at Tsunade with a 'help!' look on her face.

Tsunade laughed at the other blonde's expense. "Naru has a 'No Sex' clause in her contract."

Grandmother and grandson both raised an eyebrow at the same time; yup, they were definitely related. Naruto groaned as she started to explain. "It was originally for reassurance for Iruka and Temari. But now, apparently, it's rearing it's ugly butt into my face."

"And if she changes it now, just for Sasori, the Fathers will have a lot to say. So, Naru, you're either gonna have to let Sasori get blue balls like all the Fathers or you're gonna have to change all the contracts and let the others have their long awaited turn."

Naruto scrunched up her nose. For some reason, she knew that the "No Sex" clause was going to cause more trouble than good sooner or later. The Fathers already hated and cursed it to infinity and beyond, and Temari had practically begged her to sleep with Shikamaru just once. But some good still came out of it, it got Iruka and Temari to sign the contract and it left Sasuke and Neji as available bachelors for Sakura and Tenten. She snickered quietly to herself–oh yes, she knew.

She looked at Sakura who was talking with Karin and then she looked at Tenten who was talking with Shizune; both were stealing glances at their bosses.

Then she frowned. It's not like she didn't feel any physical attraction towards the Fathers, but she had felt the need to draw a line at what was okay and what was not. She looked up at Sasori and his expecting face. Was he worth the trouble? Or would she just submit him to the same torture the others were going through? She sighed. She didn't seem like it, but she was also completely undersexed and really needed some romping. Thwarting the Fathers' obvious attraction was getting harder and harder. But there was also Sakura and Tenten, and she felt like if she slept with Sasuke and Neji, then she'd be betraying them–even if she never promised them anything.

A shrill cry broke her from her thoughts. "Sato-kun." Naruto apologized to the three she was talking to before making her way over to the baby car seats that the twins were in. She picked up her second youngest and gently rocked him back and forth while cooing at him. He was hungry but there wasn't really anywhere she could nurse him. Little Satoshi kept crying and that woke Tetsuya up. Naruto couldn't help but groan. One baby she could deal with, but two? Not so well.

People looked up and cooed as they heard the little baby boys cry for food.

She felt a hand on her shoulder before she looked up to see the father of her twins. He picked up his second son before beckoning her to follow him. Naruto followed him to one of the private rooms in the back of the buffet that was usually reserved for VIPs.

"I asked the staff to let us use it for a bit to feed the twins." Neji explained as he let Tetsuya suck on the tip of his thumb.

Naruto let out a breath of relief before smiling at him, grateful for his quick-thinking. She made herself comfortable on one of the couches and kicked off her heels before folding her legs underneath her and pulling the shoulder of her loose shirt (which she wore exactly for this reason) down and undid her bra. Satoshi finally stopped crying when his little lips latched onto her breast.

She really should've pumped some more this morning but the twins were especially hungry today and had finished up all the milk that would've lasted them the whole day. She thought that it would've been enough but apparently not.

Naruto felt Neji's gaze on her and looked up at him through her lashes. She could see the arousal and desire in his eyes. She sighed, she could tell that Neji was straining himself to keep things at first base. If Neji was like this, she didn't even want to imagine how Kakashi or Shikamaru were feeling.

She knew that Iruka and Temari would be fine with it, but it would crush Sakura and Tenten. She was trying to get the two together with their bosses, not push them away. Naruto knew that Sasuke and Neji were not for her. Sure, she was their baby momma, but that was it.

Then there was Sasori, who she knew she had great chemistry with. It was mostly casual sex for them but it was really good sex and she had felt something when she was with him. But it also wasn't like she was looking for a relationship then, either.

Naruto sighed, she didn't know what to do.

OMAKE

She crossed her arms and gave him a flat look.

His expression didn't change.

She rolled her eyes.

He still held their baby at arms length, dangling by the armpits.

Little Souichirou laughed at his mommy before his cute face contorted and a foul smell came his bottom and then he continued laughing.

Sasuke held their son even farther away from his person.

Naruto glared at him.

Souichirou giggled.

Naruto looked from her baby back to one of her baby daddies and then back to her baby.

She sighed and deflated, her arms falling limp.

Sasuke smirked in triumph.

Naruto glared at him as she shook her head slowly in disappointment and took her 3-month-old from his daddy.

She walked into Souichirou's nursery, muttering, "Stupid teme, can't even change his own son's diaper. It's been three months already! Next time, I'll definitely make him do it. Or else I'm setting Mikoto-san in him."

Naruto carefully set Souichirou onto the changing table and undid his diaper. The odor hit her nose and it automatically scrunched up. No matter how many poo poo diapers she changes, she'll never get used to the smell.

"Ooo wee, that's one stanky baby," she cooed at him as she wiped his baby bottom and his little manly parts clean with some baby wipes. She then put them on the soiled diaper, pulling it out from under his butt while gently holding his legs up by his ankles with one hand and using the other to quickly place a clean diaper in its place.

She set him back down on his buttocks, letting go of his ankles, and dusted a little baby powder on his little bum to prevent a rash and closed up the diaper. She wrapped up and disposed of the dirty diaper before buttoning up his pants-less onesie and washing her hands with a bit of sanitizer.

Souichirou giggled and smiled up at his mommy, a happy baby with a clean diaper. Naruto cooed down at him as she picked him up and nestled him against her shoulder, lightly rubbing his back as she bounced him up and down, walking slowly around the room.

"Teme, I'll get you next time. Believe it!" she muttered quietly as her baby boy's eyelids began to drop.

And get him she did.

Now he volunteers to change the diaper.

Whipped, he was.

Good thing Naruto knew that he thought with his other head when it came to her.

A/N: And that was the omake that I wanted to include in Chapter 6 but never got around to writing it. Seems like something Sasuke would do, right? Oh yeah, were people surprised that it was Sasori and not Gaara? I laugh at that because I wrote it in Chapter 5 that it was going to be Sasori but actually forgot that I said it was going to be him and then hyped it up in the A/N at the bottom and made people think that it could be Gaara. Whoops, my bad (=P).

And yes, to confirm for those who still might not get it, the pairings are FemNaruMulti, FemNaruSaso, KakaIru, ShikaTema, SasuSaku, and NejiTen.

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Updated 12/24/2013