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Kim : ... Yeah Twilight / Remember Me / True mine ):
Heres my unedited work :D
Epov.
I threw the phone across the room and it slammed against the wall.
' Dammit !' I growled in fustration. I raked my fingers through my hair and my leg bounced up and down.
What the hell was i thinking ? Talking to her like that.
I stood up and walked to my liquor cabinet grabbing a bottle of scottch. I took one long swish and whipped the remaing liquor on my lips.
This is going to be a long night I thought as i took another gulp.
- Currently 4am -
I stood outside of her house with a lazy grin on my face. I staggered over to her door and banged hard.
" Baby ! Baby come out I wanna give you soooomething " I said in a sing song voice. I giggled and then hiccuped. The door open and the most beautiful woman in the world stood there.
" Edward ? What the hell are you doing here you have to be on set tomrrow. " I shook my head and pulled her into a hug.
" I have somethign for you my sweeeet " I chuckled then reached into my pocket and got down on my knee.
" Will you marry me ? " Her eyes went big as sauscers and she nodded franticlly.
" Oh my god... Yes Oh course I'll marry you Eddie ! " She hugged me to her and my face was pressed to her too large breasts.
" I love you Tanya. "
Bpov.
I was sitting in my seat in the confrence room when Edward burst in with Tanya and Carlisle tarling behing him.
" What the hell Edward ! I read in the Magazine that you and Tanya are engaged and you didnt even think to tell me ! " The room went silent and my jaw remained on the floor.
" Your engaged ? " I asked disbelivingly.
"Bella - " He began but Tanya cut him off.
" Yup check out the rock " She flashed her exspensive ring in my face and smirked satizfied with my silence.
"Congrats" I said uninterested flipping the pages in my script.
"Tanya please we are not married and you are not my fiance I was drunk." Edward rubbed his temples fustrated. I snickered behind the script.
" You think this is funny ? " screetched Tanya.
" Hmm a slut bag walking around with a - cough - fake diamond ring given to her by her man whore boyfriend while he was drunk - youd think it was funy too " By the time i finished Tanya's face was as red as a cherry, Carlise and Edward tried keeping their snickers down.
" That is it ! " She pounded her manicured hand on the table.
" I want this woman fired Eddie " Edward looked at her and rolled his eyes.
" Tanya - bella's not going anywhere we have to reharse today. I'l call you when im home alright baby ? " She flipped her hair dramaticlly and walked away singing her hips like she had a wedgee.
"Alright " Carlise clapped his hands indicating we begin.
Two hours into reharsal Nessie came skipping with a bouquet of flowers.
"Delivery for my sexy maid of honor ! " she dramaticlly spun in a circle and placed them on the table. Edward raised an eyebrow and nodded toward the flowers I shurgged and walked over to Ness.
" Theres a card ! " Edward ran to the table and picked up the card.
" Edward ! " I ran to him put he ended up on the other sided of the table snickering at the note.
"Had an amazing time with you last night ? I'd like to take you out to dinner ? " Edward snorted and flicked the card across the table towards me.
" Ugh Edward you ass ! " He chuckled the corners of his mouth showing his dimples.
" Your not really considering going out with this bafoon are you ? " He asked suddenly angry.
" That is none of your buissness."
" Ahh but it is i deserve to know who my leading lady is out with at diffrent hours of the night " He said smirking, smug bsatard. I huffed and walked out flowers in hand.
" Sooooooo... who's felix ? " asked Nessie as i shoved the flowers in the backseat of my car.
"He's just.. some guy i met aty Jhonny D's last night. " I smiled thinking about our conversations.
" Hmmm must have been some guy to have you smiling like that." I giggled and her eyes widdened.
" Isabella Marie ? Giggling ? My oh my it seems too good to be true. "Her southern accent slipping through her lips. I rolled my eyes pulled into HBO studios i had to shoot a couple scenes for True Blood. I played Sookie Stackhouse. I looked the book series.
"Izzy ! " suddenly all air left my body and i was being swung in a circle.
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Crap ! Paparazzi.
My costar Stephan Moyer grabbed my waist and pulled me inside before the paps could get anymore pictures.
"Savages ! " He exclamied dramaticlly. I chuckled.
" Hows Anna ? "I asked. His fiance Anna Paquin was our coustume manager and as sweet as pie.
" She's doing fine - excited seeing as we're getting closer to the big day." I smiled happy for him. His eyes sparkled whenever he spoke of her.
"Okay ! Lets get Isabella to hair and makeup ! " I sighed and kissed steve's cheek before going to the dressing room.
- Time jump ( filming ) -
I was lying on the floor fake blood all over me.
" Okay lets get Rob and Kristen out here. " A cute looking couple walked up behind where i was laying.
" Now this is the scene where you guys beat her up becuase she stopped you guys from draining bill. " They nodded.
" Okay lets go"
"...Action ! "
Kristen faked a kick to my gut. I groaned in protest.
" Where's your fuckin' chain now ! " Yelled rob as he fake stomped on my face. The fake blood that was in my mouth started squirting out.
" ..Cut ! " I got up and whipped my mouth.
"Shits fucking disgusting ! " Roba and kristen chuckled.
" Okay guys next scene." Steve came up to me and held out his arms i rolled my eyes and jumped.
" Damn Iz. Your Fat ! " The crew where laughing loudly. I sighed dramaticlly.
" And here i was thinking my belimic trials where working. " He snorted and shook his head.
" Okay guys lets start." I closed my eyes and let my head dangle.
" Action ! " Steve was walking through the fake forest with me in his arms. I blinked and my eyes met his . Steve layed me down on the grass.
" Sookie..." He had a pained expression on his face.
" Bill... I cant... I cant feel my legs... " MY southern accent was perfect. He ' bit ' his arm and the fake blood spilled over.
" Drink " HE comanded. I shook my head.
" I dont wanna be a vampire "
" You wont be no drink " He shoved his arm to my mouth and i began to suck. Our director Alan wanted this to look hot so i started moaning and groaning.
".. And Cut you guys where simply excelent ! " the crew was clapping in the backround. I pulled a Vanna white move and gestered toward Steve before bowing. They all chuckled at my sense of humor. I love this job.
- Later that night -
I dropped my keys onto the table beside the door. After putting all my things away I skipped into my kitchen and cut a square of lasange. After heating it up I sat down and ate savagley
" Slow down there tiger - wouldnt want my leading lady getting sick would we. " I rolled my eyes.
" Shut up Edward..." Wait a mintue.
" Edward ? What the hell are you doing in my kitchen... What the hell are you doing in my house ? "
Hopefully that'll make up for my absence ?
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