I need to go out and buy volume 15, but I'm much too lazy.
The gentle water of the shower drizzled onto the Kaoru's soaked hair, his skin, trickling lazily down the slight muscles and soft curves before falling to the floor of the twins' large bathroom. The light pitter-patter of the shower was the only sound in the abnormally gigantic room, with the exception of its inhabitants' strained breathing and the occasional moan that slipped through the younger twin's lips.
Oh God, he couldn't take this anymore.
Everything about his twin aroused him to no end, and made him want to just tie Kaoru up and fuck the hell out of him. Especially now. He was trying so hard to be the mirror image of one of those perfect submissives in a midnight pay per view porno show. All he had told Kaoru to do, really, pleasure him. What he got, though, was a kneeling twin deep-throating him, using his hands to play with his balls and ignoring his own erection completely. Which, of course, Hikaru knew he would regret later. He would be willing to bet a week's allowance that within a month, Kaoru would be grasping at every chance to find loopholes in his orders. He might as well enjoy his perfect uke while he could.
Kaoru moaned as Hikaru came in his mouth, sending vibrations right through his erection and down his spine. So cute. There really should be a law against being so cute without even realizing.
Some of Hikaru's seed dribbled out the corner of his twin's mouth as he pulled out, and Hikaru wiped it off with a thumb.
He tutted. "Wasteful. Did I tell you you could spill any?"
Kaoru whined as the thumb was forced into his mouth, but licked the sticky liquid clean anyway. "I'm sorry."
Hikaru smiled, and gently smoothed some of his twin's wet hair behind his ears, the way it was before he ruffled it with his hands. Mischievous glint in his eyes, he turned around and made a move to turn off the water. "Well, that was a nice shower. Lets get out and get dressed, we have places to go today."
"Ah!" Kaoru cried hurriedly, grabbing hold of Hikaru's wrist, "no, Nii-sama, please let me come first."
Said twin stared down at his younger brother, enjoying the nervous look in his eyes and pretending to consider the plea for several moments, before crouching down to meet his eye level. "You know," he began evilly, a large, sinister grin spreading across his face, "I ought to punish you for that little temper tantrum yesterday."
"Aah..." Kaoru looked to be near tears. "Please, I'm so sorry, please."
"Please what? Tell me, clearly, what it is you want." He trailed his finger slowly down Kaoru's chest, slightly teasing each of his pert nipples as he reached them.
"Nnn," Kaoru's eyes squinted shut, "Please make me feel good, please let me come."
Hikaru's smirk grew, and he ever-so-lightly trailed his nail up Kaoru's shaft. "Like this, you mean?"
"Ahh! Yes!"
Hikaru chuckled. "Well, I can do that." he said, continuing to only lightly pamper his brother's erection.
"H-Hika- Nii-sama! Harder, please! Please-" Kaoru broke off, only managing to force himself to finish the sentence in a much softer voice. "...Please pump me hard with your hand until I come..." A blush spread vibrantly across his cheeks.
So cute. The smirk grew even more.
"Fine." Hikaru grabbed his twin on the shoulders and turned him around to catch him in a warm embrace. "But only because you've been so obedient today." His hand grasped Kaoru's throbbing appendage firmly, and began to pleasure him, slowly increasing tempo.
They had been in the bathroom for almost two hours now, the maids would be getting worried soon. But then again maybe not. The Hitachiin maids weren't the dimwit sort who couldn't see a relationship when it was laid out right in front of their eyes. And on top of that, a guy just doesn't have his maids go shopping for a full set of female clothes for no reason.
"Oh, by the way." Hikaru said, suddenly remembering. "There's still a punishment for your outburst in the cafeteria, don't forget."
Forget was emphasized by a firm squeeze of the hand that was pleasuring Kaoru.
Forget was also drowned out by a loud cry of Hikaru's name.
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The older twin licked his hand slowly, eyes narrowed to slits like a plotting cat as his brother lay there regaining his breath. His name was also something Kaoru wasn't supposed to say, in terms of respect. Now, Hikaru could either be the forgiving older brother, and let it slip without bringing it to Kaoru's attention, or make his cute younger sibling suffer a great deal of humiliation. Naturally, he chose the latter.
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"Nii-sama." Kaoru tried to say seriously, face bright red and shifting uncomfortably in the short white miniskirt and frilly pink blouse. "Why do I have to wear this?"
There was a nonchalant shrug. "Because you called me Hikaru." The older twin smirked. "It was so cute, though, you calling out my name as your juices were squirting all over the washroom wall." He laughed at his twin's deepening scowl. "Speaking of which, the maids are going to scold us about sex in the shower again."
Kaoru reddened. "Didn't you rinse it off, at least?"
"Ha! What would be the fun in that?"
"Oh, gee, maybe not having sperm on the wall?"
Hikaru chuckled. "I wanna take you out on a date today." He said, acting as if the sentence fit into the subject perfectly.
Kaoru blinked. "What? With me dressed up like this?"
"Of course!" There was a hint of pride in Hikaru's voice. "I thought about it long and hard. This is the only way we can be seen dating each other."
"Are you crazy—sir? It's still blatantly obvious that we're twins!"
"Your point?"
"Isn't that what you're trying to avoid?"
The older twin sized his brother up with a smug look, "No way! The whole point of this is fan service, fan service! I'm actually hoping we see people we know there. I bet the girls would go nuts over that outfit you're wearing- you look sexy, by the way."
Hikaru moved off the bed and over to the closet, pulling on a white tank top that might be his but probably belonged to Kaoru. The two had gradually lost track of whose clothes were whose, and eventually stopped caring altogether.
Watching his brother make a mess of their closet looking for a 'pair-of-jeans-that-were-two-shades-darker-than-the-pair-he-wore-a-week-ago", Kaoru fiddled with his hair. He had no idea what to say to his twin – thank him for the compliment or confirm his mental well-being. His mind was too busy trying to get around the fact that he had to wear such an embarrassing outfit into public. Not that he was going to object, oh no. He had already decided to keep quiet and do whatever his brother asked. Because Hikaru obviously enjoyed it more when the younger twin objected.
And he was not going to give that devil of a twin any more excuses to give him punishments.
No way in hell.
"So where are we going... if I may ask."
Hikaru turned around after pulling on a blue plaid flannel shirt, and began helping his brother clip up his hair in a girly way – two bobby pins forming an 'X' holding back his bangs, one underneath them, and a few more on the other side for good measure.
"A commoner's amusement park!" His eyes gleamed with childish glee, "they're supposed to have plenty of heart-attack inducing 'roller-coasters'. I've always wanted to ride one."
"Oh!" Kaoru cried excitedly, then seemed to realize something. "Oh, Nii-sama, what about my, uh, skirt?" He blushed at the word. "It's gonna fly up and-"
"Hold it down. Ladies have to wear those everyday, you know. If they can do it, you can too." Something sparkled in his eyes.
"But I'm not exactly a lady! I don't know how to remember-"
"Maybe," Hikaru interrupted, evilly innocent smile on his face, "I should dress you up like this more often. Will that help you remember better?"
No. Way. In. Hell.
Kaoru grumbled something that sounded a lot like 'pervy old man'.
Hikaru smirked.
"Anyway, after that, we're going shopping." His eyes gleamed. "I've had something special for you – a lot of somethings – booked at a store Kyouya-senpai introduced, and they've finally come in. I can't wait to bring them home, I bet you'd like them too." He smiled. "Won't you?"
Kaoru frowned. "How should I know? What are they?"
"Yes, you'll love them." He said self-assuredly, quickly sneaking a peck at the younger twin's lips. "Now let's go. The maids will want to see how the clothes they picked out fit you."
Kaoru groaned.
Herro! Greetings from Kandi~
It's been too long. I know. A lot of things have happened. I promise you, THERE IS NOTHING I WON'T GIVE!
No.
I promise you, I was not randomly running downtown naked and being chased by the police. Well... That's not the reason I haven't updated, anyway.
I haven't updated because my laptop burned down. It really did, with the flames and everything! And the snapping, and the alchemy... well, maybe not the alchemy. But there was a snapping sound from inside my laptop and it turned off and wouldn't turn back on and I was all liek, "NOOOOOOEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!" And then I broke down and started beating it with a chair because I was in the middle of writing this chapter and I didn't save it onto my usb of stories which I guess didn't help the laptop in its recovery. (Don't try this at home, kids.)
But that's not the point.
The point is, I didn't get a new computer until just around two weeks ago (I was using my mom's, but I obviously couldn't write smut on that), and by that time I was so far gone smoking lollipops that I had no idea what was happening anymore.
Then, there are exams, which for me start next week. So I rewrote this chappie and decided to put it up before I completely die again.
So here it is.
And that's why this chapter is so short.
But still, thanks to all of you who kept reviewing! I was reminded that I needed to write this sometime soon to avoid certain death because I was checking my email and noticed the new reviews~ So thanks loads~ to you old readers too, who put me onto story alert and probably got an email for this chapter, looked at it, and cursed, "That lazy-ass slacker, Kandi, that girl, what's she thinking showing her face again after neglecting this story for so long? Damn it."
I'm so sorry... orz