The South Park Letters

by LilyRosette

The residents of South Park discover FanFiction. And they're not exactly thrilled with what they find. So they've taken it upon themselves to let all the authors know just what they think. (Rated T for cursing)

7. Jimmy's Letter

D-dear F-fa-fanFiction writers,

I don't a-p-preciate my lack of presence in your stories very m-much. I know I'm h-ha-han-h-handicaped but I would still make a g-great character in a story very much.

So why aren't there any s-sto-stor-stories about me? I tell h-hilarious j-jo-jokes and am a really swell and t-teri-terrific g-guy.

Thank you for not wri-writing any g-ga-g-gay stories about me though. I am g-gra-grateful for that very much.

Wow, what a terrific audience.

-Jimmy Valmer